The Bar (for Hexen)

You're tired after a hard day's adventuring, so you decided to pop into a bar to have a nice sloshing. Suddenly, an Ettin from a table across from you perks his drunken head up from his mead and says "Gruffnlggg." You take it as a drunken slobber, but across the bar the Ettin is overheard by a Wendigo who is deeply offended, because, in his language, "Gruffnlggg" means "I spit on your tax returns and call your mother `just another vehicle for butter.'" Instantly, the Wendigo throws a beer mug across the pub. It misses it's intended target and instead hits an Afrit who is deeply offended because, in his culture, hitting someone with a beer mug means "will you marry me." The Afrit, inscenced, shoots a trail of fire at the Wendigo as a stern sign that he is not ready for marriage but, "would like to still be friends." Unfortunately, the trail of fire misses the Wendigo, and instead hits a Slaughter in the face, who, in his reasoning, takes a trail of fire in the face as a sign to start killing things. Instantly, chaos ensues. And you thought you were going to have a nice rest...