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Security to the Bidet!

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SECURITY TO THE BIDET! Jean Luc is

nowhere to be seen, the security team

was toasted hours ago and Deanna Troi

has a headache. Just why the Enterprise

is crawling with Imps and Cacodemons,

no-one knows. They should be aliens

with latex on their foreheads and noses,

but alas, we make do.



You are Ensign Wesley Crusher - your

mother was on planet leave when _strange_

things started to happen. Data got a life,

Lwaxana became a nun, the security team

came back from planetside intact, Worf

came out of the closet, Riker _didn't_

scam on some babe and Tasha Yar came back

from the dead ... again. Ya-know, it's the

little things that give it away. It's

gonna be a tough day.

Set phasers to rotisserie and report to

transporter room three on the double. You

must join your mum before _you_ get toasted

and the Enterprise gets a parking ticket.

Just look out for Q in a very special guest

appearance in engineering!
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Remember Star Trek? No? Back in 1994 it was a given that everybody on the internet was a fan of Star Trek; the boring, modern kind of Star Trek. Times have changed. This is a modest Star Trek level with no custom graphics or sounds. It's basically a big, poorly-textured, angular maze of undetailed rectangular corridors, shaped roughly like the Starship Enterprise. Has no more gameplay than any random lot of rooms. Texture alignment, what's that?
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Pretty the only thing that's good about this wad is the description. Other than that, ignore this.
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