The DOBUmegawad Club plays: Memento Mori (EVERYTHING IS GOING JUST FINE)

[Memfis]

I Memfis, have spoken nothing but LIES and UN-TRUTH from the moment I was BORN! I clearly love Dobu's maps, and his style, and there is CLEARLY nothing wrong with people that use saves, even though our eternal emperor DEFINITELY does NOT. I am therefore EXCISED from the community for being born a BABY LIAR.

 

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Tbh I never found much to like in Dobu's works. He overdetails way too much, which results in messy looks. His maps always give me the impression that the author wanted the playing experience to be as unpleasant as possible, with cramped fights in dark areas, crappy confusing progression, and ridiculous arch-vile use. And he's supposedly a hardcore guy making highly challenging levels, but he fucking tests them with saves, which pretty much proves that he's unqualified.

 

Thanks April 1st for letting me post a honest negative opinion and get away with it!

 

 

Edited April 1, 2018 by dobu gabu maru

[Octavarium]

I Octavarium, have lewdly tempted our glorious leader to "ban" my tooshie and lady lumps, and have therefore been EXCISED because my tooshie and lady lumps are not up to Dobu's aesthetic standard.

 

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It's about goddamned time you took control of this fiery Taco-Bell-Guacamole-havin'-too-much-hot-sauce-bloody-diarrhea-have-to-take-my-pants-all-the-way-off-so-I-can-spread-out-and-put-some-powergrunts-behind-this-one-cause-lordy-knows-I-ain't-FUCKIN'AROUNDTHISTIME shitstorm that is the Mergaward Clurb. Make the club great again!

 

...ya prick

 

Ban my ass AND my tits right off if ye dare, Durbo Gobstopper MarioKart, Mapper of the WEEK

 

 

Edited April 1, 2018 by dobu gabu maru

[Dragonfly]

I, Dragonfly, dare assert Dobu uses a rocker, when everyone knows that his GLORIOUS ass only sits on a stone throne CARVED from the mooniest of MOON ROCKS. I am therefore EXCISED for my incorrect assertions.

 

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Hahahahah! Mr doughball grabber marrow has fallen off his rocker!

 

Edited April 1, 2018 by dobu gabu maru

[Alfonzo]

I Alfonzo, am right in stating that "I [am] an actual asshole". That's enough of a reason to EXCISE me.

 

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I Alfonzo actually rule by iron fist 365 days of the year in the neighboring kingdom. While you play pretend for the enjoyment of your club and secretly pine for genuine rule like some lunar cuckold, I, an actual asshole, will select a map set with flagrant disregard for the well-being of my most virtuous participants every single month because that's actually what I want and they will eat what I fucking well give them.

 

May your harvests be spoiled and your posters made impotent.

 

+++ 99 Ways to Die, The Trooper's Playground, The Talosian Incident

 

 

Edited April 1, 2018 by dobu gabu maru

[NaZa]

I NaZa, long for the sweet taste of destruction and death, and have therefore EXCISED myself because of my morbid curiosity.

 

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Woah. My avatar isn't there! 

 

Edited April 1, 2018 by dobu gabu maru

[NuMetalManiak]

I SplashMoun10, have outed myself as an ABHORRENT supporter of the shallow DISNEY empire, instead of pledging my allegience to the far superior DREAMWORKS, which use a MOON in their logo. Also Shrek is pretty great too; how could I forgot about Shrek? For that reason, I am EXCISED for letting Shrek DOWN.

 

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I must confess, I have shot the real NuMetalManiak in the back of the head and have taken over the account. Not sure if NMM survived, but no matter.

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My name is SplashMoun10, and I am a hardcore Disney fan, if you cannot tell by my name, I like Splash Mountain and Br'er Fox. See, I've always considered myself a radical Splash Mountainist, although I have met some really nice Haunted Mansionists in my life. Those Tomorrowland Speedwayists though... those are the people you want to avoid, all they want to do is slow everything down. Also I'm a girl.

 

Memento Mori, that's Latin for "Remember you will die" the kind of thing I did to NMM. So to Eternal Emperor DobbyGellertMalfoy or whatever, I shall pledge my loyalty despite only knowing about Disney things by seeing to Memento Mori as you want me to please.

 

 

Edited April 1, 2018 by dobu gabu maru

[Magnusblitz]

I, Magnusblitz, like hats, and hats aren't allowed in the DOBUmegawad Club. Also, the DWMC doesn't need to be made great again—it has always been great. I am therefore EXCISED for not firmly believing in our GLORIOUS leader and FABULOUS Club.

 

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Edited April 1, 2018 by dobu gabu maru

[dobu gabu maru]

It is clear that too many of you foul-smelling PEASANTS have been listening to the vacant, EVIL whispers of the accursed one, PINCHY. For that reason, I am CLOSING the DOBUmegawad Club for one hundred years. Maybe after you have all learned a little more PATIENCE and RESPECT, you can join the conversation with your eternal holiness. Until that time, feel free to wallow in DESPAIR, muttering amongst yourselves whether or not "The Chasm" is a good map or not (it clearly is, by the moonlight, how do you FOOLS not see that?). Farewell, you ungrateful FIENDS.