I will make the most impossible wad ever

[Amanwithaname]

I will make a mod that is not supposed to be fun but it is supposed to completely impossible.

The wad will be the hardest wad in existence sure you would want fun out of a wad but no

this will be impossible.

It will be the most unfun unsatisfying wad ever it will be THE IMPOSSIBLE WAD!

[Amanwithaname]

But if you want i can make it fun in a way? 

[Chopkinsca]

Yeah, sure. Have fun with that.

[Job]

Sounds like fun.

[Roofi]

It already exists.

 

https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/100112-chill-pill-silly-complevel-2-mod-that-turns-any-wad-into-chillax/

[Job]

9 minutes ago, Roofi said:

It already exists.

 

https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/100112-chill-pill-silly-complevel-2-mod-that-turns-any-wad-into-chillax/

I believe you're thinking of Blighted Moonbase IV.

[Novaseer]

I will then proceed to play it with Russian Overkill.

[Nine Inch Heels]

3 hours ago, Amanwithaname said:

But if you want i can make it fun in a way? 

You can also make it short and just surround people with 8 cyberdemons without any chance to dodge whatsoever. It gets the message across in a timely fashion, without any shadow of a doubt, that your map is not meant to be beaten.

 

I like hard maps, for the record, but what's the point of starting to play something that is literally impossible to finish, no matter what people do?

 

Also "impossible" =/= "hard"! There's a huge difference between the two. Hard means the map has a difficulty that is still beatable, impossible means nobody ever gets a chance to exit the map ever. And you're talking "completely impossible" here, and completely impossible takes me literally 2 minutes to build, most likely even less than that.

[Deleted_Account]

Yes Go 2 it! 

[BLλZING_DUST]

I believe the word you're looking for is 'frustrating', because an impossible map is pretty easy to do - just don't put an exit, don't arm the player, put lots of monsters, maybe disable cheating, etc.

[Megalyth]

Impossible is just another kind of possible.

[Doomsday]

Just now, Megalyth said:

Impossible is just another kind of possible.

Impossible is just possible but with an Im at the beginning if you put a space between the im and possible it read im possible suggesting that the wad is saying this. This would mean that your wad will be possible. But thats just a theory a DOOM WAD theory!

[CrazyDoomguy]

Do it pls, I try TAS it :))))))

 

But try make so, that it theoreticaly passable.

Edited October 6, 2018 by CrazyDoomguy

[Danlex]

4 hours ago, Amanwithaname said:

But if you want i can make it fun in a way? 

no, impossible please

[Wereknight]

5 hours ago, Amanwithaname said:

I will make a mod that is not supposed to be fun but it is supposed to completely impossible.

Sorry, HDoom exists already. You're bit late.

[Guydoom]

Have at it, I guess, you might even make the next The Sky May Be.

[Doge Sword]

punch 5000 cyberdemons to death?  

[Doomsday]

58 minutes ago, Doge Sword said:

punch 5000 cyberdemons to death?  

punch 10000 spidermasterminds to death?

[leodoom85]

Seems legit for a challenge...
Death by telefrag at the start of map.......................................................................................

[Misty]

I count this as impossible challenge :p

[Koko Ricky]

7 hours ago, Amanwithaname said:

I will make a mod that is not supposed to be fun but it is supposed to completely impossible.

The wad will be the hardest wad in existence sure you would want fun out of a wad but no

this will be impossible.

It will be the most unfun unsatisfying wad ever it will be THE IMPOSSIBLE WAD!

What are you getting at, exactly?

[Doomkid]

21 minutes ago, Myst.Haruko said:

I count this as impossible challenge :p

 

Thank you! This is exactly what I was looking for but couldn't find it!

[Catpho]

4 hours ago, Megalyth said:

Impossible is just another kind of possible.

It literally says it: "I'm possible!"

[Koko Ricky]

4 hours ago, Doge Sword said:

punch 5000 cyberdemons to death?  

Without berserk.

[Master O]

10 hours ago, Amanwithaname said:

I will make a mod that is not supposed to be fun but it is supposed to completely impossible.

The wad will be the hardest wad in existence sure you would want fun out of a wad but no

this will be impossible.

It will be the most unfun unsatisfying wad ever it will be THE IMPOSSIBLE WAD!

 

Nuts3.wad

[Darch]

I don't need to finish a wad to have fun with it. So I vote for impossible and fun, so I will have fun forever

[Zulk RS]

How To Make An Impossible Doom Wad by Zulk RS

 

Method-1:

1. Open GZDoom Builder
2. Make room.
3. Place player start
4. Don't put in exit

Method-2:

1. Open GZDoom Bulder
2. Make room.
3. Place player start
4. Make room smaller than player start.

Method-3:

1. Open GZDoom Builder
2. Make Map
3. Don't place player start

Method-4:

1. Open GZDoom Builder
2. Make Room
3. Fill room with monsters
4. Don't put health or armor
5. Don't put ammo
6. Place Player Start.

Method-5:

1. Open GZDoom Builder
2. Make large map
3. Don't put health or armor or ammo
4. Place Player Start
5. Place Voodoo doll in a damaging sector.
6. Don't put exit.

Method-6:

1. Open GZDoom Builder
2. Make Terrywad
3. Get featured in "Crappy Doom Wads"
4. Profit?

SuBscRiBE tO zUlkRs 4 M0aR kUalItY KonTeNT.

[Pegleg]

2 hours ago, Zulk RS said:

How To Make An Impossible Doom Wad by Zulk RS

Method-4:

1. Open GZDoom Builder
2. Make Room
3. Fill room with monsters
4. Don't put health or armor
5. Don't put ammo
6. Place Player Start.

 

There are some who would say that sounds like the perfect level, just a lot of punching things to death when you ran out of bullets.

 

But I noticed you don't have an exit. Subtle. Well played.

 

2 hours ago, Zulk RS said:

Method-6:

1. Open GZDoom Builder
2. Make Terrywad
3. Get featured in "Crappy Doom Wads"
4. Profit?

SuBscRiBE tO zUlkRs 4 M0aR kUalItY KonTeNT.

 

Profit? It's amazing to me how often that joke gets inserted into things.

 

2 hours ago, Zulk RS said:

Method-5:

1. Open GZDoom Builder
2. Make large map
3. Don't put health or armor or ammo
4. Place Player Start
5. Place Voodoo doll in a damaging sector.
6. Don't put exit.

 

You could make Method 5 slightly infuriating by including an exit, but putting it just outside the reach of even an SR50 run, preferably dying right as you reached the big flashing exit switch. OP did say it wasn't supposed to be fun.