Roofi Posted February 8, 2019 The facts happened in November 12, 2018. Josh, a 11 years old boy , invited his friends after class, to play some games. A game of Fortnite was initally scheduled until 18h. However, Josh was tired of that game. So he decided to introduce his new game to his friends: Doom 2. Despite the outdated graphics, his friends were instantly hooked to the game. Everyone enjoyed surviving on Ultra-Violence. Nostradamus , one of his friend, died in map 23 because of a Pain Elemental. Fatso died in map 06 because of an imp. It was Josh's turn. Thirsty for sensation and pride, Josh said to his friends: "Pffft, it's too easy on UV, I can finish it on NM blindfolded!". Under the amazed eyes of his friends, he launched the game on "Nightmare!". The first level was finished at light speed , in 10 seconds. "It looks hard but with some practice , it's easy to dodge the zombies, just don't be a noob". He was then at the second level and things got worse at this point. Josh noticed that he did not have a lot of armor. He opened a door and got shot by a shotgunner! Damn! The screen turned completely red! Sweaty , Josh said: "No worry ! I rock". He continued to progress in the flooded tunnels, BOOM , another shotgun shot in the face. From the top of his 17 health points, Josh began raging because of the barely concealed laughs of his comrades. But the tragedy happenned just after, an imp reappeared behind Josh and threw a fireball on his back.. the space marine poorly died in the water, which caused the ragequit of Josh. To justify his dismal defeat, he said: "I played with the classic Doom but the controls were shit, that's why I failed, it's better to play it with Brutal Doom." 13 Quote Share this post Link to post
VanaheimRanger Posted February 8, 2019 I'm not sure what the purpose of this post is, but I found it humorous. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post
Pegleg Posted February 8, 2019 Perhaps if he knew more about the lore of the game, he would have done better. -Paraphrased from the Youtube video of modern teenagers playing Doom for the first time. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post
Mr. Freeze Posted February 9, 2019 lib status= owned epic style 😎😎😎 4 Quote Share this post Link to post
Nine Inch Heels Posted February 9, 2019 22 minutes ago, Mr. Freeze said: lib status= owned epic style 😎😎😎 posting style= Ideologically possessed 8 Quote Share this post Link to post
crazyflyingdonut Posted February 9, 2019 Where did this come from? I want to find more information about this story. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post
crazyflyingdonut Posted February 9, 2019 also that photo comes from TCRF (a wiki documenting unused stuff in video games) 0 Quote Share this post Link to post
Mk7_Centipede Posted February 9, 2019 John plays with classic controls on UV. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
Dark Pulse Posted February 9, 2019 If only Josh learned to unlock the power of the mouse. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post
GuyMcBrofist Posted February 9, 2019 I wonder if Nostradamus or Fatso ever played Doom after that, or just remembered it for that one time Josh showed it to them and got really pissed off and ragequit. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post
BigBoy91 Posted February 9, 2019 God damn, this is so sad. Alexa, play Doom Metal Volume 4. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post
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