Got DooM? I DO!!! Yeah!

[Lüt]

can't move

You can move, just not very far.

[Liam]

THAT ROOM WAS THE F**KING BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!

I remember, being about 8 or 9 years old, making it to e1m8, blowing through the barons with ease... and then that room. Now I don't know what it was about SNES doom, It apparently was missing the end of episode text, or I was quitting too fast to notice it, but I kept replaying the entire episode, dying in that room. Arrghh, when I found out you were supposed to die there, boy I was pissed.

[Zeratul 982]

Hey, I done it once on SNES Doom. Don't know how, but I did. Once I cleaned out the room, I had like 20% health and I was still losing health. That was when I figured out that sector you're in took away health.

Nothing spectacular happens. You die anyway.

[Zaldron]

cool i found a pennie

[Liam]

im drunk

Good for you. Why don't you go throw your drunken self off a cliff?

[Zaldron]

Didn't your mom told you to not throw garbage to the ground?

[Lüt]

That's why he's getting somebody else to do it for him.

[Liam]

Don't worry, he's biodegradible. Except for his brains, they're styrofoam, but they're not that big to begin with :)

[Zaldron]

Anyway, I throw most of my garbage through the window.

GO GO FREE AOL INTERNET EXAMPLE CD!!!!!

[Lüt]

I burn mine on camping trips. I've got two whole boxes full of stuff to burn next time I go.

[Zeratul 982]

im drunk

Get lost Luigi.

[Zaldron]

I couldn't wait that much, so I burned a Pentium II 333 some time ago using nothing more than skill, wit, and the occasional malfunctioning CPU fan.

[Liam]

GO GO FREE AOL INTERNET EXAMPLE CD!!!!!

CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME, SISTER, AND FATHER
After sister notices AOL sample CD in our mail

Sis: Dad, put this on the computer.
Dad: No.
Me: AOL sucks.
Dad: Yes it does.
Sis: But we can put it on and still have our DSL right? I'll use AOL, you all can use DSL.
Dad and me simultaneously: No.
Sis: But... but... DO WE HAVE INSTANT MESSANGING? NO! DO WE WANT INSTANT MESSANGING! YES!
Me: You don't need AOL for instant messanging. Even AIM.

And so on. If you all liked that story, here's another funny story about my sister:

One day, my sister was left home alone while me and my parents were off somewhere. When we got home, we found that she had left a note on the door, in big text:

Dear Mom, Dad, and Liam,

I went out to play at a friend's. I left the door locked. But I left the keys to the house under the welcome mat for you.

[Lüt]

Your toenails? Just let it smell them, that'll probably do it.