It ain't easy being a former 90's action game hero in the 21st-century gig economy. But when wily alien bastards kidnap Earth's accountants, you might just have a chance to relive your glory days! Ok, ok, maybe it's not the most glamorous mission, but it'll pay the fuel bills this month. So grab your flamethrower, put that old blue helmet on, and get ready to kick some alien ass! ... right after a quick nap.   ALIEN BASTARDS! is a partial conversion created by the wild and wacky folks