DBP 16 : Cyb's Freaky Colonoscopy

[Catpho]

"Did you know that Ass Demons are one of the leading causes of death for cybernetically enhanced demons over 3,000 eons of age?

That's why prevention is key! Come by the UAC medical labs and we'll have our 'crack' team of researchers examine that sweet cyber booty. If we find any of those pesky colon critters, we can send our specially trained microscopic space marine medics in. Of course, if our boys get turned into possessed zombiemen, we might have to take more... drastic... measures. Don't worry, though, Mars has universal Hell-th care!"
 

Cyb's Freaky Colonoscopy is a limit-removing medical documentary of the various doctors and nurses from Doomer Boards, led by Big Ol' Billy. With 11 levels of carnage, it's the biggest, baddest and grossest DBP adventure yet! Shoutout to the two members making their DBP debut: Hardcore_gamer and dmdr!

 

NOTE: We've been dealing with a very odd, very inconsistent bug in PrBoom+ causing Signal 11 crashes on some (but not all) testers' setups. Please let us know if you encounter this error on PrBoom+ (-complevel 2) so we can track this sucker down once and for all!

Edit: Please go to this thread if you can help:

Download (v0.99a)

 

Screenshots

 

MAPLIST

01: "Complications" (Big Ol' Billy)
02: "If It's Yellow..." (Big Ol' Billy)
03 "Ad Asspera Ad Asstra" (Dmdr)
04: "Baphometic Butt Cramp" (WalterC)
05: "Kerplop!" (Big Ol' Billy)
06: "Lumbar" (Scrangus McBrickdad/Jaxxoon R)
07: "The Runs" (Vertigo and Zedonk)
08: "Voided" (Dmdr)
09: "Intestinal Altitude" (Glenzinho)
10: "Distending Carnage" (Hardcore_Gamer)
11: "Rumours of Tumors" (Big Ol' Billy)
12: "Healing Nicely" (Big Ol' Billy)

Previous projects:

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2018

See Vicarious Reality for DBP 01-06

 

2019

-The Merry Christmassy Doom Project

-MINDBLOOD GENESIS

-Legend of The Hidden Tech

-Earth Ends

-Lilywhite Lilith

-Into The Storm

-Alien Bastards!

-After the Fall

-Fuck Global Warming... This is Hell

 

For every DBP ever, please check the Doom Wiki article!

 

Sidequests

-Fall of Society

 

Edited July 2, 2020 by Catpho

[Rince-wind]

[DoomedFox]

Alternate title: Rootpain 3: CyberColons. 

 

Seriously though I like the theme of this wad! Definitely gonna play it later today when I have the time. 

[wolfmcbeard]

lmfao wut?!

I gotta play this now.

[Tango]

you're telling me yall made a theme out of cyberdemon butt?

[Egg Boy]

what the fuck

[xvertigox]

oh yeah

[Turin Turambar]

Not only the premise is very original (and humorous), it actually plays well. I played the first two levels and they were pretty good!

[galileo31dos01]

I expect nothing but squeezing a pair of bovine's cheeks

[Rathori]

3 hours ago, Tango said:

you're telling me yall made a theme out of cyberdemon butt?

 

Looks more like "into a cyberdemon butt" than out of it, tbh :D

[JadingTsunami]

This idea might win the prize for the weirdest example of simultaneous invention.

 

There was a Doom 2016 SnapMap with the same premise, "Ass Demons" and all.

[Da Werecat]

Do I wanna know what's in those red flasks?

 

4 hours ago, Tango said:

you're telling me yall made a theme out of cyberdemon butt?

 

Was there ever a more worthy subject?

[PasokonDeacon]

Doomguy & BFG: Cyb's Inside, Gory

This WAD advances the noble cause of de-stigmatizing demonic prostate exams. Clear it now to get your free UAC Intervention Urology Certification!

Edited October 5, 2019 by PasokonDeacon

[Big Ol Billy]

5 hours ago, Tango said:

you're telling me yall made a theme out of cyberdemon butt?

 

All I'm saying is check the new avatar :P

[Doomkid]

I boot it up and I'm hearing Hungry Freaks Daddy followed by Sinister Footwear, instant 5*

 

EDIT: Even the intermission is a sorta elevator-version of Let's Make the Water Turn Black. This wad has a great soundtrack overall!

 

I found a small bug, doesn't matter at all really:

 

Edited October 6, 2019 by Doomkid

[Da Werecat]

Something washed up there at some point...

 

[Big Ol Billy]

3 hours ago, Doomkid said:

I boot it up and I'm hearing Hungry Freaks Daddy followed by Sinister Footwear, instant 5*

EDIT: Even the intermission is a sorta elevator-version of Let's Make the Water Turn Black. This wad has a great soundtrack overall!

 

Heh, I knew that if there was one person that was gonna appreciate the music choices here it would be you! :)

Edited October 6, 2019 by Big Ol Billy

[Avoozl]

Colonoscopy for everyone~ Stick it up your butt~ *ffpop* Ouch my butt~ Ouch my butt!

 

A highly original and hilarious concept for a Doom wad, I will have to play this one when I get time.

Edited October 6, 2019 by Avoozl

[kknot5889]

All right! Time to clap demon cheeks!

[Da Werecat]

There are gaps here that I don't think were intended.

 

 

They really were tearing each other a new one!

 

 

I think Freedoom pinky replacements would work well in this wad.

[Walter confetti]

Played a little of it yesterday, is a really cool mapset, really interesting theme!

 

11 minutes ago, Da Werecat said:

I think Freedoom pinky replacements would work well in this wad.

 

Yeah, me too!

[geo]

18 hours ago, xvertigox said:

oh yeah

Some of the avatar faces like yours depict accurate reactions to this mod's existence.

 

Your avatar is looking @Maes planning a point of attack.

 

Area 51 may have failed, but Doomguy getting ready to clap alien cheeks!

 

@Catpho putting horror and atmosphere back into Doom.

Edited October 6, 2019 by geo

[Phobus]

I played through the entire thing on HNTR (which probably is much like UV on most levels) in basically one sitting using GZDoom and mouselook. It's really good! I think I only died in the boss level, but things got tight once or twice in the later levels as well. Luckily, playing continuously I often had plenty of firepower to dig myself out of the scrapes I got myself into. No dud levels there really, although "The Runs" gave me the impression I was missing a lot when I pegged it as instructed.

 

Great theme, good humour and a thoroughly enjoyable map set. DBK4L!

[Jimmy]

I nominate this for a Caca-ward.

[chowbar]

Lmao check out that god tier status bar! Well done @Big Ol Billy and the Doomer Board team!

[ReaperAA]

@Maes What do u think?

[Big Ol Billy]

Thanks for the comments and reactions, everyone! The DBP Krew is staying nutty with it.

 

A special shoutout to @SuperCupcakeTactics for allowing us to use some extra-special custom graphics to take the visuals to the next level. Since we're still finalizing things and getting a proper credits file together, I should note that Cuppy's graphics are exclusively licensed for this set, in contrast to the usual Creative Commons license we otherwise use for DBP stuff. 

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(The specific graphics are the gore piles and the big Shub previously seen in Maskim Xul, stored here as SSWVK0 & SSWVL0, TGRNA0-TGRND0, and CPOSO0-CPOST0.)

So talk to Cuppy himself if you're really itching to use these, he's a cool dude!

[SuperCupcakeTactics]

Thank you! The big Shub-Niggurath sprites as you may have seen in Maskim Xul are free to use as long as I'm credited but the gore pile sprites (the one that looks like a gore nest) are exclusive to this project for now until later released with my permissions in the future.

 

Shared the Shub on the 'Share Your Sprites!' thread for y'all!

Edited October 7, 2019 by SuperCupcakeTactics

[Da Werecat]

On 10/6/2019 at 8:04 PM, Jimmy said:

I nominate this for a Caca-ward.

 

 

Gold is not all that glitters.

[Big Ol Billy]

33 minutes ago, Da Werecat said:

Gold is not all that glitters.

 

On behalf of the whole team, I'll wholeheartedly accept this award.

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