Doomguy + Kevin the Minion love Story (So Cute!)

[obake]

Hello, all! As everyone knows, I am big into the Minions franchise, so I've decided to cook up a little crossover story with them and Doom. Enjoy :)

 

Doomguy was sad, for he had no friends to play with during killing demons. He fought and fought, and fought..."Ugh," he thought, "Why can't I have time with a good friend? Maybe read books or play video games together?" Little did Doomguy know, his wish was going to come true! In a fun way.

 

While battling a Mancubus, Doomguy dodges the rocket swarm. "Just die!" sa9id the Mancubus.

 

"No." Doomgu y blurted.

 

It was getting evening. Doomguy had battled demons all night. "Yawn, he said."

 

Suddenly he heard a voice. It was a chipper voice, so quiet and friendly. "Whose their?" said Doomguy. Quiet. Quiet. Then the voice

shouted.

 

"Ba-na-naa!" It was squeaky and clear. The being was two foot tall, yellow, with one big eye and overalls. "Heey!" it said.

 

Doomguy was perpleved. What on earth? Another Demon? A type he had never seen before!?

 

He raised a gun at the demon's face, only it was not a demon, it was a minion. "Ba...nana?" said the Minion sadly.

 

Doomguy lowered the gun. "No," he gasped, "You are no demon. You are a Minion from the Despicalbe Me movies!" Doomguy was elated beyond the beyond. He was so happy he cried.

 

"Name: Kevin." said the Minion.

 

Doomguy blushed. "Name: Doomguy." he replied.

 

The two quickly became friends, playing video games and reading books together. When demons invaded, Doomguy gave Kevin a blaster, and Kevin joined in the fray co-op style.

 

The end.

[obake]

This is just Chapter 1. More Chapters will be sure to come out soon. XD Lol

[ValeriyPipick]

This is terrifying.

[Walter confetti]

Best April Fools Joke, i guess?

[Leninova]

omg

[The Civ]

I miss Post Hell