Does Doomguy shit? He has no bathroom in his Fortress of Doom

[Doominator2]

Wheres that picture that @Maes drew of Doomguy driving around in that mobility scooter? He probably has a basket in the back for that.

[rampancy]

lol... outside, clearly

[Gez]

25 minutes ago, Doominator2 said:

Wheres that picture that @Maes drew of Doomguy driving around in that mobility scooter? He probably has a basket in the back for that.

If you're bringing him in this topic, then let's cut to the chase and just link the mod. Doomguy's FORCED and PAINFUL Chocolate Shotgun.

[BigBoy91]

Colostomy bag.

[Deleted_Account]

He shits in that floating cathedral just outside of the Fortress of Doom. You know that inaccessible area. It’s called the crapatorium.

Edited April 3, 2020 by User Name

[DuckReconMajor]

teleportapotty

[Gokuma]

He is a super efficient being and burns all fuel consumed.  There is nothing to crap.

[BabyCousCous]

He shits in his suit

[Redneckerz]

1 hour ago, Solmyr said:

Does this look like the face of someone who can take a shit? 

Holy hell, please spoiler this. It scared the heck outta me!

[-Knightly-]

He obviously wears a diaper 

[Hunting4r2d2]

4 hours ago, SirJuicyLemon said:

He has a conduit from his anus to the grenade launcher behind his shoulder

No ammo is wasted here, lad

That explains how the grenades regenerate

[NoXion]

17 minutes ago, Hunting4r2d2 said:

That explains how the grenades regenerate

Maybe he passes gasoline as well to keep the chainsaw topped up.

[spacelion88]

Doomguy doesn't eat food,
he subsists from cosmic prana

[Gothic]

4 hours ago, Solmyr said:

Does this look like the face of someone who can take a shit? 

When Papa John said "the day of reckoning will come", no one knew he was talking about Hell unleashing on Earth

[Thorogrimm]

4 hours ago, an_mutt said:

shitting would be one thing, but does doomguy wipe his ass????

I await to see a hidden glory kill where he uses an unwilling as toiletpaper

[Thorogrimm]

13 minutes ago, Gothic said:

When Papa John said "the day of reckoning will come", no one knew he was talking about Hell unleashing on Earth

I keep seeing this version of his face but he has like 2 other face design models?

[PumPumPurumPumPuuu]

4 hours ago, Solmyr said:

Does this look like the face of someone who can take a shit? 

it seems he have to, though

[SirJuicyLemon]

4 hours ago, Solmyr said:

Does this look like the face of someone who can take a shit? 

To be honest, it somewhat resembles the face of someone taking a shit

My hypothesis of Doomguy's fecal ammo efficiency still holds up

[warman2012]

5 hours ago, Solmyr said:

Does this look like the face of someone who can take a shit? 

This face looks like a crack addict. Is THIS the Doomslayer face?

[Gokuma]

I think that's Igor from the movie Young Frankenstein.

[versionfiv]

hahaha i see it. or eric idle playing an old woman in Life of Brian

[Doomkid]

Where’s that old “shitworld” screenshot when you need it?!

[Maggle]

these important questions are what I registered an account for

[Deleted_Account]

It has been said that DoomWorld is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits of whether or not Doomguy shits. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another and to preserve and cherish the message boards, the only home we've ever known.

[Dubbag]

he shits pure argent energy.

[Michniko]

One of the best threads I've ever seen posted here.

[HombreSal]

I don't think he can wipe his ass with how much toilet paper everyone's buying because of the virus.

[Gokuma]

@Michniko  Yeah, this topic is hot shit.   EDIT:  This thread is no longer labeled "HOT!"

Edited April 4, 2020 by Gokuma

[Deleted_Account]

3 minutes ago, Saltman said:

I don't think he can wipe his ass with how much toilet paper everyone's buying because of the virus.

He can replenish toilet paper resources by chainsawing demons.

[BabyCousCous]

He uses his shit to fuel the fire spitter