Does Mayonnaise belong on pizza?

[Kokoro Hane]

Mayo.... on pizza? Neverheard of it, and the mere thought seems.... not for me xD

[Murdoch]

On 9/26/2020 at 1:46 AM, Maes said:

I've heard the same thing being said of American beers in general.

 

Yes American beer is fairly terrible - at least the big names everyone is familiar with. I remember a Monty Python sketch where Eric Idle was playing an Australian and said American beer was like making love in a canoe - fucking close to water. Funnily enough, I would say the same of Australian beer. Some New Zealand beers are halfway decent, but the Europeans do it best. I do not drink anymore (never really did much) but when I did my first choice was always something from Germany, Denmark, somewhere like that.

 

Back to the question of the thread... how can I put this delicately... Dear Jesus no! What kind of an unholy monster would do such a thing to a defenseless pizza?

Edited October 12, 2020 by Murdoch

[Cruduxy Pegg]

I mean people do pineapple ketchup pizzas, The pizza is lucky it is only getting mayo with normal ingredients!

[Mayomancer]

Having this right now so might as well put it here!

[Rampy470]

Mayonnaise does not belong on this plane of existence.

[Triangle Box Studio]

I don't think I'd like mayonnaise on pizza.

[Jello]

Ya know, seeing this again reminded me of something. I have an uncle who likes Hawaiian pizza, and then he puts maple syrup on it. The whole point of the pineapple is to give it a slightly sweet taste to contrast with the acidity of the tomato sauce and the saltiness of the Canadian bacon. There is no reason in Heaven or Hell that you should need to put maple syrup on it. That... just confused me the first time I saw it.

[Thermal Lance]

1 minute ago, Jello said:

Ya know, seeing this again reminded me of something. I have an uncle who likes Hawaiian pizza, and then he puts maple syrup on it. The whole point of the pineapple is to give it a slightly sweet taste to contrast with the acidity of the tomato sauce and the saltiness of the Canadian bacon. There is no reason in Heaven or Hell that you should need to put maple syrup on it. That... just confused me the first time I saw it.

That sounds actually tasty. I might very well try it... next time I'm high as a kite.

[Jello]

2 minutes ago, Thermal Lance said:

That sounds actually tasty. I might very well try it... next time I'm high as a kite.

Sounds like too much sweet to me. Although I don't really have a sweet tooth, I don't generally like syrup, when I have pancakes or waffles it's usually just butter, and a little bit of syrup. With blueberries in the batter they usually turn out sweet enough.

Edited October 13, 2020 by Jello

[rustygizzard]

No

[orangefire222]

8 hours ago, rustygizzard said:

No

 

8 hours ago, rustygizzard said:

No

 

8 hours ago, rustygizzard said:

No

 

F No!