Doom Books [JOKE]

[Telemassacre]

I know this is kind of a joke topic, but i made these myself in Paint.net.

Feel free to meme these all you want.

Edited October 3, 2020 by Telemassacre

[P41R47]

These surely are ''Doom'' books.
Just imaging this books could trully exist just make me feel Doom.

Edited October 3, 2020 by P41R47

[Telemassacre]

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[croc_rock]

I'd read The Archvile Plays Tennis On His Wii

[P41R47]

  On 10/3/2020 at 8:15 PM, Telemassacre said:

Are you aware that these are jokes?

 

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Lately my jokes are like Giygas.
People seems to not fully grasp their true form.

[Eric Claus]

The Shotgunner buys a top hat? Of course he does that smug son of a bitch.

Edited October 3, 2020 by Eric Claus

[Chip]

  On 10/3/2020 at 8:15 PM, Telemassacre said:

Are you aware that these are jokes?

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are you aware that was a joke?

[DoomedPerson]

  On 10/3/2020 at 9:41 PM, LiT_gam3r said:

are you aware that was a joke?

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Gottem

[Eric Claus]

  On 10/3/2020 at 8:35 PM, P41R47 said:

Lately my jokes are like Giygas.
People seems to not fully grasp their true form.

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I can't grasp it at all! In fact it hurts so much because I cant!

[AinuTheTaken]

Archvile + Matt = burnt Wii.

[Telemassacre]

  On 10/4/2020 at 1:06 AM, AinuTheTaken said:

Archvile + Matt = burnt Wii.

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heh

 

[DuckReconMajor]

  On 10/3/2020 at 8:18 PM, croc_rock said:

I'd read The Archvile Plays Tennis On His Wii

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I'd probably buy all of them, Kindle versions except for revenant deodorant, of which I'd own multiple hard-cover copies.

[Chip]

Well, that's it guys. That about sums up how far DOOM has come. 

[Biodegradable]

Succulently Satanic

50 Exciting, Rip-Tearing Recipes for Demonic Flesh

^{by Doom R. Guy} 

[Eric Claus]

  On 10/4/2020 at 2:35 AM, Biodegradable said:

Succulently Satanic

50 Exciting, Rip-Tearing Recipes for Demonic Flesh

^{by Doom R. Guy} 

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Roast Pinky better be in there

[Chip]

  On 10/4/2020 at 2:35 AM, Biodegradable said:

Succulently Satanic

50 Exciting, Rip-Tearing Recipes for Demonic Flesh

^{by Doom R. Guy} 

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already got 5 of those covered! :D 

 

[MFG38]

Oh hey, all of my favorite books are here!

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

 

 

 

 

Edited October 4, 2020 by TheMagicMushroomMan

[Xcalibur344]

I would say in my opinion that those images that you created are not bad for me it seems like a book
when entering this topic I thought it was the doom novels
what was it
Knee-Deep in the Dead.
Hell on Earth.
Infernal Sky.
Endgame.
I could never read the novels so well I liked the images, it's fine, you do

[garbaged]

  On 10/4/2020 at 8:42 PM, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

 

 

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I'd ALMOST make this my new profile picture. 

[Skeletonpatch]

I'll be sure to read these to my future children every night. The Shotgunner buys a Top Hat will probably be the most prominent in the rotation, them kids need to learn a thing or two about mode de la tête.

[DCG Retrowave]

 

Epic DOS book

[Maximum Matt]

  On 10/4/2020 at 8:42 PM, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

 

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Starring Sandy Petersen.