What fake name do you use at restaurants?

[Clippy]

I used to use the name Tex a lot when I used to go to McDonald's. Tex seems like a pretty cool name but I wasn't feeling it anymore

 

So now I've been trying the name Trent. It's pretty cool when they call out Trent and I get to pretend it's my name but it's still in beta testing

 

I want a name that really turns heads you know

 

What fake names do you like to use?

Edited November 16, 2020 by Clippy
I find they make food better when you have a cool name

[Cruduxy Pegg]

I don't tell employees my name, I don't think they'll remember it for more than 5 seconds anyway.

[seed]

What?

[AinuTheTaken]

42 minutes ago, Pegg said:

I don't tell employees my name, I don't think they'll remember it for more than 5 seconds anyway.

At fast food you have to a lot of the time.

[Loud Silence]

I never eat at restaurant, but i would go with "Mr. Eatalot" name.

[D4NUK1]

The Food Slayer, Eat and Drink, until it's done!

[MFG38]

Never used a fake name in a restaurant and likely never will.

[Kuro_mahoh]

If I were to use a fake name I'd go for something like... Perry. Or maybe Freddy.

 

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

Sell me some of your drugs Clippy, I mean Trent, I know you've got some good shit.

Edited November 16, 2020 by TheMagicMushroomMan

[mxrgan]

Im not old enough to drive to McDonald's. But I would go with some silly shit if im in the mood. Maybe Nick would be a nice fake name too.

[Cruduxy Pegg]

54 minutes ago, AinuTheTaken said:

At fast food you have to a lot of the time.

Not where I live it seems :P

[SilverMiner]

Fake names? Why?

[dmslr]

Names? Why?

[Mr. Freeze]

Slab Bulkhead

[Dubbag]

"Shub-Niggurath The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young roaming in the Darkness....your pizza's ready"

Edited November 16, 2020 by Dubbagdarrel

[Doomkid]

I’ve used fake names for various things. Carl and Frank are usually my go-to fake names, after Carl Brutanananadilewski and Frank Zappa. Usually though I just use my real name because it’s nothing important.

[Gez]

Guy de Michelin.

[DSC]

20 minutes ago, Doomkid said:

I’ve used fake names for various things. Carl and Frank are usually my go-to fake names, after Carl Brutanananadilewski and Frank Zappa. Usually though I just use my real name because it’s nothing important.

I wonder what the cashier's reaction is when you say your name is Doomkid.

[Redneckerz]

Dick Thunder.

 

Also i am an adult and the fact that you use fake names at a teenage snack junction like McDonalds is high-school humor at best, and it ain't even funny.

 

I also go by the name Mark in real life.

[forgettable pyromaniac]

Terra.

For both the included reference, and also a legitimate name I want irl.
It sounds nice :)

[insertwackynamehere]

Talk to a fast food employee long enough for them to learn my name? I slap down my Centurion card and don’t even make eye contact. Sometimes my man Chadwick says his name is “alosersayswhat” but he’s the group’s comedian, I’m more of the serious type and I’m not here to waste time talking to whoever is getting my goddam mcdoubles 

[Murdoch]

Erm... none. Unless you are evading the law I really have no idea why you would.

[mrthejoshmon]

I get called John a lot but that's because everybody mishears the "sh" at the end of my name.

 

One fake name I do use outside of real life is Richard Hammer, which can be flavourfully shortened to "Dick Hammer".

[silentzorah]

My brother uses his real name at restaurants, "Reese."  When I order right after him, I use the fake name "Connor."

[Swordofdanu]

Wayne Ker. 

[Doominator2]

The only time I've ever used a fake name was at A&W where they always ask for my name. So I just say my name is Bill because they always butcher my real name.

[Murdoch]

1 hour ago, mrthejoshmon said:

I get called John a lot but that's because everybody mishears the "sh" at the end of my name.

 

My first name is Joel, so I feel your pain.

[DooM Bear]

Mclovin cos I feel Super Bad using that name ;-D *Ta da boom tish*

 

Jks I don’t need to use a fake name as my handwriting is so atrocious no one can read it anyways :-P

[Dark Pulse]

When I go eat Japanese, "Ookii Chinpo." Or sometimes "Chitsuga Oishii."

 

They tend to kick me out. :(

Edited November 18, 2020 by Dark Pulse
You didn't see the ninjas.

[Gokuma]

Chitsu means vagina, right?