Why are there demons in the Caribbean?

[HombreSal]

TNT Evilution takes place on Jupiter and its moons. That's cool. Demons bring their own reality with them and that's how there's crazy abstract structures like libraries and giant circles of death in Doom 2. That's also cool.

 

But TNT has a secret level set in the Caribbean, where there's demonic bungalows with demons in them. Ok, but how the hell did demons either get aaaall the way from fucking Jupiter to the Caribbean or even conceptualize what a Caribbean bungalow looks like when they're so far away from Earth?

 

(of course this question is ridiculous, but I like having fun)

 

 

 

Edited April 24, 2021 by HombreSal

[Gez]

well, actually, the lore of the classic doom universe establishes that demons practice long-range teleportation

[BaileyTW]

Well you know how the demons took the moon? They also took the Caribbean and also a pyramid (but like one of those South American square kind)

 

Or maybe Doomguy was very desperate for a mid-mission vacation and used the demon's technology to teleport to the Caribbean (or the Caribbean to him judging by the red sky). Wildly irresponsible, but understandable.

[SilverMiner]

When I saw the topic, I thought you're asking about Pirate Doom which logically takes place in Carribbean

[BaileyTW]

8 hours ago, SilverMiner said:

When I saw the topic, I thought you're asking about Pirate Doom which logically takes place in Carribbean

In a separate timeline in TNT, Doomguy stayed in the Caribbean to be a pirate cause he didn't want to go to the later maps of TNT Evilution.

[D.Vile]

The demons were summoned in a local voodoo ritual gone horribly wrong.

[Mr Masker]

21 minutes ago, BaileyTW said:

In a separate timeline in TNT, Doomguy stayed in the Caribbean to be a pirate cause he didn't want to go to the later maps of TNT Evilution.

this is clearly the good ending

[1Destro3456]

Probably teleported there like they teleported to Plutonia (and I’m not sure if also TNT)

[HombreSal]

12 hours ago, Gez said:

well, actually, the lore of the classic doom universe establishes that demons practice long-range teleportation

 

You sure? Why wouldn't they use teleportation in combat then?

[Gez]

44 minutes ago, HombreSal said:

You sure? Why wouldn't they use teleportation in combat then?

But they do! What do you think the teleport ambushes are in maps like Military Base or Suburbs?

[out_of_service]

Because they took all the rum.

[Denim Destroyer]

What demons deserve a nice vacation every now and again?

[OxalaiaQuilombensis]

53 minutes ago, Denim Destroyer said:

What demons deserve a nice vacation every now and again?

Exactly,they fight all the time and die easily to some two barreled piece of metal,they deserve a break

[⇛Marnetmar⇛]

Contrary to what TNT might imply, Doomguy decided to take a vacation in the Caribbean for a much-needed reprieve from demon slaying and the demons decided to throw a surprise party for him.*

 

*I don't even remember what the intermission text for this level says, it might actually imply exactly this 

Edited April 25, 2021 by Marn

[Maximum Matt]

They built a simulation of a Caribbean vacation spot for all the UAC employees on Io or wherever the hell TNT is set

[HombreSal]

On 4/24/2021 at 4:15 PM, Gez said:

But they do! What do you think the teleport ambushes are in maps like Military Base or Suburbs?

But why the Caribbean? Why the hell would they teleport there?

[Jello]

1 hour ago, HombreSal said:

But why the Caribbean? Why the hell would they teleport there?

Nice weather, nice music, and nice rum.

 

They like having a good time, they're demons, not monsters.