What are Everybody's DOOM Rating Scales?

[Sergeant G]

On the heels of the Nicknames for Demons thread, here's another bright idea. Below is the scale I use to rate DOOM content. What's yours?

 

Sergeant G's DOOM Rating Scale

 

10. Indigo Tested, Taggart Approved

9. Worthy NME

8. Barrels O' Fun

7. Glock Steady

6. Wad Filler

5. Amish Porno

4. Natural Rejection

3. Brady Center

2. World PEEce

1. tumblr DOOM

[DynamiteKaitorn]

I don't really use one so here's one I bashed up randomly:

 

10 - Memorable and Perfect!

9 -  Solid and brilliant!

8 - Well made with a couple hiccups.

7 - A decent attempt overall.

6 - It's okay but it really needs fixing.

5 - Bland.

4 - Shoddily made with not much quality.

3 - Pretty foul.

2 - Absolute trash.

1 - "Horrendous" is an understatement.

0 - An archvile is less painful than this map.