Buzzcut interactive's FIRST EVER MOD: SATAN'S FURY!

[Smekky boy]

It got removed from ModDB, so i'm posting it here. This is the story of "Trashbag", the one person who will save the earth from annihilation. This WAD consists of: 9 maps overall, 2 weenie themed weapon, (Weenie as in peenois), and Possessed FBI guys! CREDITS: 
Original mod by Buzzcut Interactive

Credits documentation by GamingMarine -

"FBI OPEN UP" voice clip from Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege by Ubisoft.

Custom music tracks from Wolfenstein 3-D (iOS port) by id Software, composed by Bobby Prince.

MAP02: Track name - "Funk You!"

MAP03: Track name - "The Nazi Rap"

MAP04: Track name - "Into the Dungeons" 

Enjoy! (Btw this mod is crap) 

SATANS_FURY.zip

Edited September 19, 2021 by Smekky boy
I didnt add screenshots, so i'm doing it in this edit

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

9 minutes ago, Smekky boy said:

Enjoy! (Btw this mod is crap) 

Why has it become a fad for people to posts maps only to say that their own work is crap? This is something I'm seeing a lot of lately and I don't get it.

 

If you think your work is crap and you can't be bothered to post screenshots, what do you expect people to say?

 

And why was it removed from ModDB?

Edited September 19, 2021 by TheMagicMushroomMan

[Smekky boy]

1 minute ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

Why has it become a fad for people to posts maps only to say that their own work is crap? This is something I'm seeing a lot of lately and I don't get it.

 

If you think your work is crap and you can't be bothered to post screenshots, what do you expect people to say?

Bruh i'm bored and i made a bad doom mod, it's okay for me to be dissapointed in it, after all, it IS one of my first mods.

[Smekky boy]

3 minutes ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

Why has it become a fad for people to posts maps only to say that their own work is crap? This is something I'm seeing a lot of lately and I don't get it.

 

If you think your work is crap and you can't be bothered to post screenshots, what do you expect people to say?

 

And why was it removed from ModDB?

It was removed from modDB for: (Only one of these is true, that being the intelectual property one, but i understand that, cuz i'm dumb and didnt add in credits)  Not detailed enough description
 - Not relevant on Mod DB
 - Doesn't work
 - Violation of another's intellectual property

[The BMFG]

1 minute ago, Smekky boy said:

Bruh i'm bored and i made a bad doom mod, it's okay for me to be dissapointed in it, after all, it IS one of my first mods.

have some confidence in yourself. i dont think your gonna get anywhere in map making if you have the idea that everything you make is bad

[Smekky boy]

Just now, The BMFG said:

have some confidence in yourself. i dont think your gonna get anywhere in map making if you have the idea that everything you make is bad

Dude the "This mod is crap" was a joke bruh

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

3 minutes ago, Smekky boy said:

Bruh i'm bored and i made a bad doom mod, it's okay for me to be dissapointed in it, after all, it IS one of my first mods.

That's not the point. You are expected to post screenshots of your work out of respect to the people who are taking the time to download your [crap]. That's why we have the "read this" sticky for posting your work. People want to at least know they aren't downloading a terrywad or a room with 200 Cyberdemons.

 

If you think your mod is crap, fine, but that doesn't mean you get a free pass on making crap posts. I hate to be harsh, but I'm sick of the "lulz this map I made is so bad" posts I constantly see popping up lately where mappers can't even be bothered to add screenshots.

 

Low effort mapping is excusable (although I'm not a fan of this whole self-flagellation party). Low effort posts are not. 

[doomguykiller69]

I downloaded. I tried it, and well ... well, it's one more
Is the "censored" weapon a penis? Urinate on your enemies as  postal okay ... the weapons are poorly positioned in the hud, it's good that it's your first mod map.... but at least try hard

[Biodegradable]

 

[thiccyosh]

Phew, where do I begin with this wad?

 

I played this wad in dsda-doom on UV, I actually had to fix this wad in order to play this in dsda-doom, because I dislike GZDoom and I'm too stubborn about it.

 

Joking aside, I'm going to give this a quick and painless review: this mod feels like a Mock 2 reject.

 

And I'm not kidding when I say I have a hard time deciding if this is a joke wad or a serious attempt at mapping. I feel it's the first one. I do like the slaughter action in the last three maps, but the first six are just lazy. I'm not going to give you a 30 minute explaination for a 15 minute playthrough but here is the structure for those maps: You get a strong weapon at the start, let some enemies infight, kill the remaining ones and then leave. And the maps aren't very creative. Big, open and flat spaces full of demons. The sounds that are packed into this wad are in .OGG format, meaning you'll get a nice and loud static sound everytime this wad tries to play a custom sound, I had to lower the volume to not kill my last two braincells during this playthrough. And to put the cherry on top, the Icon of sin in the last map can be beaten without firing a single shot as the Cyberdemons can kill him with splash damage.

 

The weapons are, well, how do I say this without using non-Chirstian words? You have a chaingun with a plasma-muzzle, a Pissma rifle with an impressive range and a Super-Shotgun with an off-looking reloading animation. I like the chaingun, but the other weapon is just a joke. An unfunny joke.

 

If your intention was for others to write a comment about how lazy and uncreative your wad is, then Congratualtions you did it. Next time you make a wad, at least try. I (and other DW-Users) beg you. Or, if you already know your wad is crap, just don't upload it at all.

 

And don't pretend I don't see that Vargfren in the statusbar when you have Invul, I see that.

 

I give this wad 1 out 5 Joels, only one instead of zero because this wad is actually beatable.

[Morpheus666]

Not 100% to say about this wad tbh, I have a feeling it probably will get removed by mods soon. 

 

I suppose we should start with the Cons:

1. The sounds are funny for the first 3 seconds, then become repetitive/annoying very quickly.

2. the level design (if you could call it that) mainly consists of dull rooms packed with enemies.

3. The difficulty is non-existent, since you give the player the BFG at the start Multiple times, and i never run out of ammo.

4. the overall quality of this wad is very bad, like tbh worst then someone who actually tried to make a mod would be more enjoyable.

 

Pros:

1. It's a functioning collection of maps.

 

because i feel like you didn't even try to make something, i'd give this a 0/10 ngl.

I would love to see something that you spent time making and designing instead of something i feel you made in a matter of 40 minutes tops.

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

-I would definitely recommend you to get a better understanding of using an editor, and mapping in general, before experimenting with custom weapons and stuff like that.

-Detail, atmosphere, and tasteful use of textures are all absent here.

-Enemies aren't fun to kill when they pose no threat. Practically infinite ammo and no thought to enemy positioning makes Johnny a bored boy.

-The maps themselves are extremely basic, short, and bland. Mapping is about more than creating a simple room and filling it with enemies.

-The "humor" here is juvenile, the "censored" weapon makes no sense and isn't funny. There is a difference between a joke map and a shitty map. There's nothing funny about a bad map, and lowbrow humor only makes things more irritating. The funniest thing about this wad is that you misspelled "dumbass".

 

I'm not going to beat around the bush. Overall, I think this wad is terrible. And not in a fun or funny way. I think wads like this, where the author thinks that the map is funny just because it's bad, are inexcusable. It's like going to a ball game where the home team purposely botches everything, or listening to a child mashing keys on a piano.

 

The point of this website is to share your work. If your work isn't even worth anything to you, don't share it with other people. The members here take time out of their day, even if it's just five minutes, to play wads for one of two reasons (or both):

-For fun.

-To give feedback and help mappers, or to seek inspiration for their own work.

 

So when someone releases something that they admit they didn't put any effort into, and says "look at this shitty map I made", nobody is going to have fun, nobody is learning anything, and it's obvious that the mapper isn't interested in learning if they have that kind of attitude. So it's a waste of everyone's time.

 

In most cases, I don't think maps like this should be removed by the moderators, but I don't think that they should be praised either.

 

My message for any new mappers:

Purposely making a low effort map isn't funny, and nobody is going to give you a free pass on criticism just because you admit that you didn't want to try.

 

I know this is a harsh post, but I think it's the truth. I'm just being straightforward, I don't want anyone's feelings to be hurt. But if you aren't at least confident that you tried to make something decent, keep it to yourself.

 

With that being said, anyone has the potential to make something worthwhile. Try to use your potential to the fullest, that's the point of art. There's no enlightenment to be had when you purposely shoot for rock bottom. 

Edited September 20, 2021 by TheMagicMushroomMan

[Smekky boy]

7 hours ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

-I would definitely recommend you to get a better understanding of using an editor, and mapping in general, before experimenting with custom weapons and stuff like that.

-Detail, atmosphere, and tasteful use of textures are all absent here.

-Enemies aren't fun to kill when they pose no threat. Practically infinite ammo and no thought to enemy positioning makes Johnny a bored boy.

-The maps themselves are extremely basic, short, and bland. Mapping is about more than creating a simple room and filling it with enemies.

-The "humor" here is juvenile, the "censored" weapon makes no sense and isn't funny. There is a difference between a joke map and a shitty map. There's nothing funny about a bad map, and lowbrow humor only makes things more irritating. The funniest thing about this wad is that you misspelled "dumbass".

 

I'm not going to beat around the bush. Overall, I think this wad is terrible. And not in a fun or funny way. I think wads like this, where the author thinks that the map is funny just because it's bad, are inexcusable. It's like going to a ball game where the home team purposely botches everything, or listening to a child mashing keys on a piano.

 

The point of this website is to share your work. If your work isn't even worth anything to you, don't share it with other people. The members here take time out of their day, even if it's just five minutes, to play wads for one of two reasons (or both):

-For fun.

-To give feedback and help mappers, or to seek inspiration for their own work.

 

So when someone releases something that they admit they didn't put any effort into, and says "look at this shitty map I made", nobody is going to have fun, nobody is learning anything, and it's obvious that the mapper isn't interested in learning if they have that kind of attitude. So it's a waste of everyone's time.

 

In most cases, I don't think maps like this should be removed by the moderators, but I don't think that they should be praised either.

 

My message for any new mappers:

Purposely making a low effort map isn't funny, and nobody is going to give you a free pass on criticism just because you admit that you didn't want to try.

 

I know this is a harsh post, but I think it's the truth. I'm just being straightforward, I don't want anyone's feelings to be hurt. But if you aren't at least confident that you tried to make something decent, keep it to yourself.

 

With that being said, anyone has the potential to make something worthwhile. Try to use your potential to the fullest, that's the point of art. There's no enlightenment to be had when you purposely shoot for rock bottom. 

its not purpously low effort and i tried and i worked 3 months on it

[Smekky boy]

7 hours ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

-I would definitely recommend you to get a better understanding of using an editor, and mapping in general, before experimenting with custom weapons and stuff like that.

-Detail, atmosphere, and tasteful use of textures are all absent here.

-Enemies aren't fun to kill when they pose no threat. Practically infinite ammo and no thought to enemy positioning makes Johnny a bored boy.

-The maps themselves are extremely basic, short, and bland. Mapping is about more than creating a simple room and filling it with enemies.

-The "humor" here is juvenile, the "censored" weapon makes no sense and isn't funny. There is a difference between a joke map and a shitty map. There's nothing funny about a bad map, and lowbrow humor only makes things more irritating. The funniest thing about this wad is that you misspelled "dumbass".

 

I'm not going to beat around the bush. Overall, I think this wad is terrible. And not in a fun or funny way. I think wads like this, where the author thinks that the map is funny just because it's bad, are inexcusable. It's like going to a ball game where the home team purposely botches everything, or listening to a child mashing keys on a piano.

 

The point of this website is to share your work. If your work isn't even worth anything to you, don't share it with other people. The members here take time out of their day, even if it's just five minutes, to play wads for one of two reasons (or both):

-For fun.

-To give feedback and help mappers, or to seek inspiration for their own work.

 

So when someone releases something that they admit they didn't put any effort into, and says "look at this shitty map I made", nobody is going to have fun, nobody is learning anything, and it's obvious that the mapper isn't interested in learning if they have that kind of attitude. So it's a waste of everyone's time.

 

In most cases, I don't think maps like this should be removed by the moderators, but I don't think that they should be praised either.

 

My message for any new mappers:

Purposely making a low effort map isn't funny, and nobody is going to give you a free pass on criticism just because you admit that you didn't want to try.

 

I know this is a harsh post, but I think it's the truth. I'm just being straightforward, I don't want anyone's feelings to be hurt. But if you aren't at least confident that you tried to make something decent, keep it to yourself.

 

With that being said, anyone has the potential to make something worthwhile. Try to use your potential to the fullest, that's the point of art. There's no enlightenment to be had when you purposely shoot for rock bottom. 

bro... you did not need to write an entire essay about a doom mod made by a fourteen year old that you think is bad because "Oh ur first map isnt good that means u suck"

[Mr Masker]

16 minutes ago, Smekky boy said:

bro... you did not need to write an entire essay about a doom mod made by a fourteen year old that you think is bad because "Oh ur first map isnt good that means u suck"

age isn't important, there are people around your age that can make some good stuff, rejecting critisism just because "oh they're critisising a 14 year old, how lame" isn't going to get you anywhere

[Smekky boy]

2 minutes ago, Mr Masker said:

age isn't important, there are people around your age that can make some good stuff, rejecting critisism just because "oh they're critisising a 14 year old, how lame" isn't going to get you anywhere

that's not... that's not what i mean, dude...

[Mr Masker]

4 minutes ago, Smekky boy said:

that's not... that's not what i mean, dude...

you mean the thing about him making fine complaints about the first map? if you don't like what people think your work, too bad.

[Smekky boy]

Just now, Mr Masker said:

you mean the thing about him making fine complaints about the first map? if you don't like what people think your work, too bad.

wha

[drjpeg]

45 minutes ago, Smekky boy said:

 ...that you think is bad because "Oh ur first map isnt good that means u suck"

My god, did you even read what he said in that post?
Wherever did he say that "u suck"? He's giving constructive criticism on your .WAD and that's all. Also:
Like Mr Masker said, rejecting criticism because you're X age or whatever isn't gonna work.
If you think your WAD is absolutely garbage, then don't post it. Everything that had to be said has already been by various other users in this thread.

 

[Morpheus666]

I'd highly recommend a mod to lock this thread already before this escalates/turns into a useless looping topic.

[Smekky boy]

Just now, Morpheus666 said:

I'd highly recommend a mod to lock this thread already before this escalates/turns into a useless looping topic.

yes

[drjpeg]

4 minutes ago, Morpheus666 said:

I'd highly recommend a mod to lock this thread already before this escalates/turns into a useless looping topic.

Agreed.

[Smekky boy]

Just now, drjpeg said:

Agreed.

same

[Liberation]

Yep time for this to be locked.