I google translated "Big Fucking Gun 9000" into every language and made the according acronym. This is what happened.

[Telemassacre]

RULES

My definition of a "word" is that they must be separated by spaces.

Languages that do not have words separated by spaces will not be excluded.

I will use the alphabet and writing order of said language.

Note that languages that read right-to-left [such as Arabic, Persian, or Yiddish] will use the "first" letters in their words. So that means that i will actually be using the rightmost character in each word.

Also note that most languages use Arabic Numerals [1,2,3,4, ect.], but if Google translate specifies a different way of writing 9000, i will use it.

 

So without any further ado, this is BFG9000 in all languages [supported by google translate.]

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Afrikaans - GFG9000
Albanian - AEMEN9000
Amharic - ትፉሽ9000
Arabic - بكم-9000
Armenian - ՄՖՀ9000
Azerbaijani - BSS9000
Bangla - বিফাগা9000
Basque - PPH9000
Belarusian - BЧП9000
Bosnian - VJP9000
Bulgarian - ГШП9000
Burmese - သေနတ်ကြီး ၉၀၀၀
Catalan - GPP9000
Cebuano - DFG9000
Simplified Chinese - 大9000
Traditional Chinese - 大9000
Corsican - GCDP9000
Croatian - VJP9000
Czech - VZZ9000
Danish - SSP9000
Dutch - GN9000
English - BFG9000
Esperanto - GFP9000
Estonian - SKR9000
Fillipino - MFB9000
Finnish - VIA9000
French - GPEP9000
Galician - GPA9000
Georgian - დი9000
German - GVP9000
Greek - MΓΌ9000
Gujarati - બિફગ9000
Haitian Creole - SEJBFG9000
Hausa - BB9000
Hawaiian - 9000PKN
Hebrew - אמג9000
Hindi - बकग9000
Hmong - LFP9000
Hungarian - NKP9000
Icelandic - SHB9000
Igbo - NEF9000
Indonesian - PSB9000
Irish - GFM9000
Italian - GCDP9000
Japanese - ビ9000/ビファガ9000
Javanese - SG9000
Kannada - ದೊಫಗ9000
Kazakh - YМ9000
Khmer - កាំ9000
Kinyarwanda - INYG9000
Korean - 큰빌먹총9000
Kurdish - ÇM9000
Kyrgyz - ЧM9000
Lao - ປື9000
Latin - MFG(IX)
Latvian - LSL9000
Lithuanian - DSG9000
Luxembourgish - GFP9000
Macedonian - БфП9000
Malagasy - BG-B9000
Malay - SSB9000
Malayalam - ബിഫഗ9000
Maltese - PFK9000
Maori - PFN9000
Marathi - बिफग9000
Mongolian - THб9000
Nepali - ठूफग9000
Norwegian - SJP9000
Nyanja - MYK9000
Odia - ବିଫବ9000|
Pashto - 9000غټ
Persian - تلب9000
Polish - WPP9000
Portugese - GMDA9000
Punjabi - ਵੱFਬੰ9000
Romainian - PM9000
Russian - БГП9000
Samoan - FTF9000
Scottish Gaelic - GMF9000
Serbian - VJP9000
Shona - HFP9000
Sindhi - وب9000
Sinhala - ලොමතු9000
Slovak - VSZ9000
Sloveneian - VJP900
Somali - QFW9000
Southern Sotho - SSSS9000
Spanish - GPA9000
Sudanese - SSG9000
Swahili - BK9000
Swedish - SJP9000
Tajik - TК9000
Tamil - பெது9000
Tatar - ЗM9000
Telugu - పెఫగ9000
Thai - ปื9000
Turkish - BLS9000
Turkmen - UÝ9000
Ukrainian - BбП9000
Urdu - بفگ9000
Uyghur - چم9000F
Uzbek - KAQ9000
Vietnamese - LCTS9000
Welsh - GFM9000
Western Frisian - GG9000
Xhosa - UOW-F9000
Yiddish - גפב9000
Yoruba - IÀN9000
Zulu - IEE9000

 

Edited October 30, 2021 by Telemassacre
Fixed the formatting for the text.

[Telemassacre]

Feel free to make any jokes or corrections about the acronyms.
 

[D4NUK1]

Spanish is accuarate, LA GRAN PUTA ARMA 9000. or GPA9000.

[ax34]

Proper Russian would be БЕП-9000 (Большая е#@чая пушка)

[BetelgeuseSupergiant]

In Russian, you can say "Большое Финишное Глушило 9000" :D

[Noiser]

1 hour ago, Telemassacre said:

Portugese - GMDA9000

Not sure if I guessed right, but this one is off. At least in PT-BR. The word should be something like GAF9000 (on a literal translation) or AGDP9000 (on a loose translation). I prefer the last one btw, it's more accurate.

EDIT: oohh there's also AFG9000, yea this is the best one I guess

Edited October 26, 2021 by Noiser

[Cammy]

I believe a more accurate way of abbreviating the Japanese name would likely be ビファガ9000, or "BiFaGa9000". Each individual character in Japanese does not represent a letter, but instead one or more syllables - for instance, the name Raijin is composed of four syllables in Japanese (ra - i  - ji - n), and translating the name Smith into Japanese results in it being broken up into three syllables (su - mi - su).

 

Because of this, Japanese doesn't really employ letter-based abbreviations like we do. Instead, they will often chop off the first couple syllables of every word in the thing's name, then use those to make a shorter name. For instance, Monster Hunter will become MonHun, Mario Kart will become MariKa, etc. Taking the first syllable of every word in the katakana approximation of Big Fucking Gun will give you Bi as in Biggu, Fa as in Fakkingu, and Ga as in Gan. Hence, BiFaGa9000.

 

Take that with a grain of salt, though. My Japanese knowledge is extrapolated from wiki-editing and machine-translated interviews/articles. Works well for trivia like this, but the moment you ask me to construct an actual sentence, I'm completely in the dark.

[Silhouette 03]

The Afrikaans is right-GFG 9000, Groot Fokken Geweer. You have to love Afrikaans Curse words.

Edited October 26, 2021 by Silent Wolf

[ax34]

10 minutes ago, BetelgeuseSupergiant said:

In Russian, you can say "Большое Финишное Глушило 9000" :D

Тоже вариант, но только для тех, кому кино понравилось

[CBM]

funny info... "SEJ BFG9000" is danish for "awesome BFG9000"

[Berzerker]

I thought PUTA meant (Whore) or (Bitch)

Big Fing whore 9000/Big Fing Bitch 9000 ....Naaah that don't sound right.

Not saying they don't exist ...My ex was one!

[magicsofa]

I think we can all agree that Burmese is the dopest one 

[ReaperAA]

In Urdu, it would be : بی ایف جی 9000

[Csucskos]

As your local hungarian I'd say it's a bit off. First of all "nagy kibaszott" just sounds unnatural like red big balloon. The order should be "kibaszott nagy". Second "pisztoly" means pistol which is... well just not convey the power. "Lőfegyver" would be firearm, but that's just too long so if it was dependent on me, I'd go with "fegyver" which just means weapon so not specifically for a gun, but that's the most natural imo. So "Kibaszott Nagy Fegyver" or KNF9000. Feel free to chime in.

[xX_Lol6_Xx]

21 minutes ago, Berzerker said:

I thought PUTA meant (Whore) or (Bitch)

In this case, it can also be "Arma Jodidamente Grande" (Which is another translation of Big Fucking Gun), I think it makes a bit more of sense, but "Gran Puta Arma" is good too.

Edited October 26, 2021 by Lol 6

[BetelgeuseSupergiant]

20 minutes ago, ax34 said:

Тоже вариант, но только для тех, кому кино понравилось

Фильм мне хоть и не понравился, но при этом, такой вариант я считаю неплохим :)

[thiccyosh]

3 hours ago, Telemassacre said:

German - GVP9000

 

Eh, more GVW9000 (Große Verfickte Waffe). That acronym you listed would mean Big Fucking Pistol (Große Verfickte Pistole).  Though it's a bit odd as gun can either mean pistol or weapon in German.

Edited October 26, 2021 by thiccyosh
fixed a typo

[Captain POLAND]

Western Frisian - GG9000

 

I guess that's what you say after you kill someone with it.

[URROVA]

"Gran P**a Arma 9000" XDD

also can be translated to "Gran Jodida Arma (GJA9000) o Gran Arma Jodida (GAJ9000)", and google also translates it to "gran arma de mierda" but i see this translation less accurate, because its like "Big Shitty Gun".

[MFG38]

I like the Southern Sotho one (SSSS9000).

 

EDIT: And the Latin one for hopefully obvious reasons.

Edited October 26, 2021 by MFG38

[Redneckerz]

Dutch - GN9000? What about Grote Neukende Wapen Negenduizend, or proper pronounciation: Groot Neukend Wapen Negenduizend.

 

Which honestly sounds like either a massive sex toy, or an apparatus in use with black men exclusively.

[Teo Slayer]

Ok, since I'm a Greek I'm about to say it

 

Μεγαλο Γαμημενο Οπλο 9000

[ZeroTheEro]

2 hours ago, Telemassacre said:

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Malay - SSB9000

 

I decided to look at it myself and I got a chuckle. Replace "senapang" with "senjata" and it'll work as well.

[RetroAkaMe]

1 hour ago, Berzerker said:

PUTA

It is, in Portuguese

[RetroAkaMe]

2 hours ago, Telemassacre said:

 

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Portugese - GMDA9000

 

My father is Portuguese (and me too, same for my mother too) and he says mother fucker in a way that's like "moddafucka" so like it reminded me of:

Grande motherfucker da arma9000

[Azuris]

30 minutes ago, Berzerker said:

I thought PUTA meant (Whore) or (Bitch)

Big Fing whore 9000/Big Fing Bitch 9000 ....Naaah that don't sound right.

Not saying they don't exist ...My ex was one!

 

Yep, but gran puta arma would be something that spanish speakers would do more.

We use puta more in a way as english/german ones do with fuck/ficken.

So it is the Big Bitchy Gun^^

[Albertoni]

1 hour ago, Noiser said:

AGDP9000

Arma Grande Da Porra? Makes sense I guess. Now that I stop to think about it, translating the F is actually pretty hard.

 

1 hour ago, Berzerker said:

I thought PUTA meant (Whore) or (Bitch)

Yes, but in Spanish (and Portuguese) it can be used to emphasize something, like "puta delicioso" -> "fucking delicious"

[xX_Lol6_Xx]

Just now, Albertoni said:

"puta delicioso" -> "fucking delicious" 

That would be the literal translation, but in Spanish it doesn't sound quite right. It can be like I said here

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"Arma Jodidamente Grande"

"Jodidamente delicioso" -> "Fucking delicious"

Now, it may change depending on the country

[Azuris]

59 minutes ago, thiccyosh said:

 

Eh, more GVW9000 (Große Verfickte Waffe). That acronym you listed would mean Big Fucking Pistol (Große Verfickte Pistole).  Though it's a bit odd as gun can either mean pistol or weapon in German.

 

Would also be possible to make Große verfickte Knarre, as Knarre has a multi purpose similiar to Gun.

[RjY]

2 hours ago, Telemassacre said:

大9000

I like this one, it looks like a headless stick man. "9000 decapitated zombies" seems appropriate for the weapon.