If you were a monster in a map, where would you be placed?

[Sneezy McGlassFace]

I am the caco in the sky

The map maker

Vicious imp

Growling in the night

The map maker

I am the placer of the things

The map maker

Two-faced words

And a lying grin

The trap maker

 

- amon amarth - shapeshifter

Edited February 23, 2022 by HrnekBezucha

[RjY]

Three more for someone to claim:

 

• The hermit mancubus of BTSX_E1 map07

 

 

• The lone wolfSS in World Orifice, trapped where he doesn't belong, terrified of being found out and exposed as an imposter

 

 

• This guy from hesprobablyshitposting.png (I believe the source is Spiky Speedmaps by CactusHege)

 

 

[Pirx]

6 hours ago, antares031 said:

I'm the revenant, blessed by the RNG. I always shoots 80 damage homing rockets to you.

I'm the imp, blessed by the BLOCKMAP.  I always survives from the first point-blank SSG shot.

I'm the pinky, blessed by the DeHackEd. I always shoots BFG shots rapidly, and I have 69420 HP.

I'm the mancubus, blessed by skillsaw. I always triggers tag 666 when I was killed, summoning my arch-vile friends to avenge me.

 

 

lol @ that!

[mrthejoshmon]

I'd be out of bounds on MAP15 of TNT so you can't get 100%

[BaileyTW]

You know that cyberdemon at the end of map 29, The Living End, that slowly rises out of the pit right at the end that unless you are specifically going for 100% kills you could have easily skipped. That is not me. I am the mancubus that replaces that cyberdemon in that pit in Hey Not Too Rough/ITYTD.

[noob_killer012345678]

Id be an enemy that gets teleported into an area you are forced to revisit just to screw with the people that revisit it more than once due to being a completionist

That or im the enemy that the map maker accidentally marked to not appear in any difficulty, making me not spawn

Edited February 23, 2022 by noob_killer012345678

[dasho]

Spiderdemon in The Crusher, not even attempting to escape my fate.

[Jacek Bourne]

I’m the enemy in an RNG fight that makes that fight completely luck based.

 

Cyberdemon that must shoot quickly for infighting

Archvile that must not target you

Pain elemental that must not spawn many lost souls

Revenant that must not shoot 80 damage missiles

Barons that must get out of the way

Ect.

[Stupid Bunny]

I'm a lone imp that got placed on a faraway remote ledge somewhere where I'm totally useless but also impossible to hit

 

Just hanging out enjoying the view

Edited February 23, 2022 by Stupid Bunny

[MFG38]

I'm the Arachnotron sniper.

[CBM]

a rando zombie guy in a rando position

[Smoothandz]

I'm that really dumb lost soul that flies out of bounds and causes your PlayStation to crash.

 

Edited February 23, 2022 by Smoothandz
spelling and grammar

[DSC]

19 hours ago, Roofi said:

I would be a nazi keeping some commander keens in captivity in a super secret map.

"Which Doom monster would you be?"

 

"A nazi, hiding away from the public."

 

"Cool."

 

"..."

 

"..."

 

"WAIT HOLD UP"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^/s

Edited February 23, 2022 by DSC

[Teo Slayer]

That one chaingunner who appears behind Doomguy at the starting point in Plutonia's Map10

[Ludi]

16 hours ago, Obsidian said:

I'd be in the closet.

 

Really hitting close to home

[Shibainumaster]

I'll probably be one of those space arachnotrons in "ICARUS:Alien Vanguard".

[Duderald]

I'm one of those imps standing near that shotgun down there. Not there, there. Oh come on, you idiot! RIGHT THERE!

[DavitW]

I'd be that monster in a teleport trap that spawns in 5 minutes after everybody else does.

[Nefelibeta]

That lone imp standing in front of the gravestone at Eastern Sun. :D

[General Rainbow Bacon]

I'm whatever monster you really hope isn't around the corner, but is.  

[capatap]

One of the shotgun guys you are supposed to instantly kill to get the shotgun

[PasokonDeacon]

I hang in the shadows, dead yet alive. The green man never shalt find me, nor the dulcet tunes my uncle Bobby once sung. Vested in me is a hidden power, known only to whatever being placed me here. All shall be well so long as I remain sequestered in torment. Many a sphinx couldn't figure this one out, but I have had no choice.

After all, I'm the Keen who cannot walk away from Omelas.

[out_of_service]

I would be one of the Imps in the maze of E1M4 guarding a health potion lol.

[Death Egg]