The worst movie you seen

[Murdoch]

39 minutes ago, VoanHead said:

How can anybody here not forget about the glorious Snakes on a Plane? It’s so terrible that it’s good.

 

There's bad movies that can be entertaining as hell for the right people like Snakes on a Plane or the Room, and bad movies that are just bad like Slaughter High.

 

2 minutes ago, Arrowhead said:

I thought the same exact thing about Reservoir Dogs, haha.

 

Oh yes, agreed. The movie was just unpleasant.

Edited June 8, 2022 by Murdoch

[Thelokk]

Any Michael Bay and / or capes**t movie. I'd literally be rather watching a nigerian sci-fi knockoff. 

[yakfak]

man on fire

ace ventura

any christmas movie

[ArchVain]

Megashark vs kolossus

 

A sussy movie its generic dont worry

 

[VoanHead]

2 hours ago, Murdoch said:

There's bad movies that can be entertaining as hell for the right people like Snakes on a Plane or the Room, and bad movies that are just bad like Slaughter High.

OH WAIT, you know what else I remember? Since somebody here brought up the DOOM movie (Either the 2005 one or the Annihilation one, they were vague about it, I found the 2005 ver cheesy but good and the other terrible), has anybody here seen the Postal Movie? Made by Uwe Boll, and it's completely fucking ridiculous lmfao

[Azuris]

18 minutes ago, VoanHead said:

OH WAIT, you know what else I remember? Since somebody here brought up the DOOM movie (Either the 2005 one or the Annihilation one, they were vague about it, I found the 2005 ver cheesy but good and the other terrible), has anybody here seen the Postal Movie? Made by Uwe Boll, and it's completely fucking ridiculous lmfao

 

 

The first Movie is Resident Evil in Space.

Scientists working on Virus/DNA Stuff that turns Humans into Monsters, Resident Evil in Space.

 

If they would have put some Demons more into it in the Second, Pinkies, Barons, Lost Souls, it would be a cheap Movie but acceptable :>

[mrthejoshmon]

 

Genuinely an incomprehensible mess that is absolutely worth seeing, someone uploaded the full thing to YouTube if you're curious, it's very not good.

[nerdybunny]

My family and I are religious, so we were excited to see God's Not Dead for the first time. The first time I saw it, I didn't really think anything of it, but as months passed I began to realize how much I disliked it. 

 

Besides the classic bad religious film trappings (protagonist lives in a world where all non-religious people are out to get him, atheists are cartoonishly evil villians, etc.) it basically exists to promote a song by a band that I had never heard of and haven't heard anything from since. It makes me wonder how we got from massive religious epics like Ten Commandments and Ben-Hur to this.

[IcarusOfDaggers]

Category 6: Day of Destruction

Edited June 8, 2022 by IcarusOfDaggers

[MS-06FZ Zaku II Kai]

Personaly I think the worst movies are those that leave no impression on you upon seeing them.

While reading thus thread I notice that a lot of you are at least familiar with some basic plot points.

But while they are bad I still preffer most of them miles before any modern Marvel movies, a series that sadly became so fucking bland and safe that I could give you basic plot summary and it would apply to all of them.

[PeterMoro]

the Matrix: resurrections

 

I love Matrix trilogy but this movie broke my heart. It's just so lame in every scene. They took a big dump all over my cake :(

[pcorf]

2 hours ago, yakfak said:

ace ventura

 

 

Edited June 8, 2022 by pcorf

[pcorf]

Borat ...................... NOT! (he was great success!)

 

Star Wars Phantom Menace was meh. That Jar Jar Binks guy ah man.

[Hawk of The Crystals]

 2001: A Space Odyssey. I can barely recall anything about it, and few things I can make me want to drown myself in cheap liquor -- because then I'd at least get some enjoyment out getting shitfaced.

 

One of the most pretentious films I've watched; definitely one of Kubrick's worst films.

[MrFlibble]

Very certainly The Last Jedi. I've never been much of a Star Wars fan (my favourite instalment in the franchise being Dark Forces) but watched the previous trilogies and more or less enjoyed them (save for Hayden Christensen as Anakin). Had no particular hopes for the Disney trilogy but thought that The Force Awakens was competently done, albeit completely unoriginal. But this... I guess it was the first time a film had such an impact on me because I couldn't believe what I had just watched, so bad it was. The Last Jedi fails as a movie at so many levels I cannot truly understand how it was allowed to be released in this state. Weren't there screenings where the audience should have pointed out the obvious problems with the entire plot, the characters and their interactions? Isn't there a procedure to review the script before filming to make sure it tells a coherent story?

 

I kept going back to it in my thoughts for several weeks after watching it, and finally started watching YouTube videos with detailed criticisms of the film, which ultimately led me to discover The Critical Drinker. So this is probably the only good thing that came out of The Last Jedi for me. But as a movie, it's completely, unredeemably terrible. It's basically something that superficially resembles a film thanks to high production values (I can only shudder at how much money was sunk into it) but at the core is a complete failure due to an apparent lack of competence, and/or perhaps a lack of will to really tell a good or at least coherent story.

[Doomkid]

6 hours ago, Snark said:

So... no one's gonna say Doom?

 Doom is “meh”. Not really that bad. Well, the second one is pretty bad.. but the first one isn’t awful.

 

I just watched the first Top Gun and man, what a cheesy film.. it does have a little charm in some odd way, but not enough to look past how.. bland it is.

 

I always hear people talking about it as though it’s in the same league as Back to the Future and Indiana Jones and such, now that I’ve seen it I have NO clue why.

[MS-06FZ Zaku II Kai]

1 hour ago, Crystal-Hawk_D00M said:

 2001: A Space Odyssey. I can barely recall anything about it, and few things I can make me want to drown myself in cheap liquor -- because then I'd at least get some enjoyment out getting shitfaced.

 

One of the most pretentious films I've watched; definitely one of Kubrick's worst films.

Oh fuck off, at least have some common decency to say that the movie was not for you instead of claiming that it was "pretentious" just because it didn't follow the typical movie formula and you didn't understand the story.

 

Also to add to that story in Kubrick movies is mostly the least interesting part, what's more interesting about Kubrick is his visual language and subtle character moments/interactions.

 

Edited June 8, 2022 by MS-06FZ Zaku II Kai

[JacenXYZ]

2 hours ago, pcorf said:

Borat ...................... NOT! (he was great success!)

 

Star Wars Phantom Menace was meh. That Jar Jar Binks guy ah man.

 

Is it wrong that I was okay with Episode I: The Phantom Menace, but hated JAR JAR?

[Murdoch]

1 hour ago, Doomkid said:

I just watched the first Top Gun and man, what a cheesy film.. it does have a little charm in some odd way, but not enough to look past how.. bland it is.

 

I always hear people talking about it as though it’s in the same league as Back to the Future and Indiana Jones and such, now that I’ve seen it I have NO clue why.

 

I agree. As I said in another post recently, I rewatched it (though to be fair I am not convinced I ever did see it back in the day) and thought it was... fine. The romance was tacked on and Cruise looked like 17 at the time which made taking him seriously difficult. The sequel is a much, much better film.

[MS-06FZ Zaku II Kai]

8 minutes ago, AlphaSoraKun said:

 

Is it wrong that I was okay with Episode I: The Phantom Menace, but hated JAR JAR?

Hey I like the movie just fine, but what is it with all this Jar Jar hate? I thought the character was fine, I would even go as far to say that he is much more interesting character than Chwebacca.

[Rudolph]

@mrthejoshmon That trailer made me laugh so damn hard and reminded me so much of the show Home Movies. In fact, the narrator does sound like Brendon Small! Also, the director's name is allegedly "Mark Region", which I hope is not his real name.

Edited June 8, 2022 by Rudolph

[Stupid Bunny]

Things remains Canada's great cinematic opus and nothing will ever change that

[Spooner5020]

9 hours ago, gwain said:

surprised no one said Morbius yet

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I don’t think Morbius is that bad of a movie. I’ve seen way worse and I’ve seen every Uwe Boll video game movie. I wasn’t expecting much from Morbius, but I really enjoyed it.  I think it’s even better than both Venom movies.

 

The worst movie I’ve seen that I can think of recently is the 2019 Black Christmas. I mean COME ON!!!

[pcorf]

28 minutes ago, AlphaSoraKun said:

 

Is it wrong that I was okay with Episode I: The Phantom Menace, but hated JAR JAR?

 

Not hated him but just found him rather strange. It was hard to describe him. I think the movie was more aimed at kids and they needed a rather childish but also clever character in it.

[Rudolph]

I would say the worst movie I have seen so far this year would be Seoul Station, the animated prequel to Train to Busan.

 

I do not know what happened or why they thought it would be acceptable to release a movie like that: weak plot with a random and rather mean-spirited ending, bad pacing, embarrassingly cheap and repetitive animation, unlikeable protagonists, underwhelming action and visuals... What is even more baffling is that it was directed by Yeon Sang-ho, the same director as Train to Busan, which unlike this slog is an all-around excellent live-action movie.

 

I hear there is a live-action sequel, Peninsula. The trailer looks promising enough, so here is to hoping it is closer to Train to Busan than Seoul Station...

 

26 minutes ago, Spooner5020 said:

The worst movie I’ve seen that I can think of recently is the 2019 Black Christmas.

Huh? I thought it was a pretty good movie. The ending is a bit abrupt, but otherwise, it was an effective Get Out-style romp.

 

41 minutes ago, MS-06FZ Zaku II Kai said:

what is it with all this Jar Jar hate? I thought the character was fine

While I get some of the criticisms against the character, I agree that he was not a bad character and both him and his performer Ahmed Best did not deserve the hatred. There are much worse things about The Phantom Menace and the Prequels in general than Jar Jar Binks...

Edited June 8, 2022 by Rudolph

[JacenXYZ]

14 minutes ago, Rudolph said:

I would say the worst movie I have seen so far this year would be Seoul Station, the animated prequel to Train to Busan.

 

I do not know what happened or why they thought it would be acceptable to release a movie like that: weak plot with a random and rather mean-spirited ending, bad pacing, embarrassingly cheap and repetitive animation, unlikeable protagonists, underwhelming action and visuals... What is even more baffling is that it was directed by Yeon Sang-ho, the same director as Train to Busan, which unlike this slog is an all-around excellent live-action movie.

 

I hear there is a live-action sequel, Peninsula. The trailer looks promising enough, so here is to hoping it is closer to Train to Busan than Seoul Station...

 

Huh? I thought it was a pretty good movie. The ending is a bit abrupt, but otherwise, it was an effective Get Out-style romp.

 

While I get some of the criticisms against the character, I agree that he was not a bad character and both him and his performer Ahmed Best did not deserve the hatred. There are much worse things about The Phantom Menace and the Prequels in general than Jar Jar Binks...

 

Now I take back my hate for Jar Jar.

[Ar_e_en]

I'm not sure what the worst movie I ever saw was, but the worst movie that I saw in the theater was "Quantum of Solace", it was just horribly shot and kinda boring. Funny thing tho - last movie I saw in the theater was "Skyfall", actually liked that one! 

[Rudolph]

16 minutes ago, AlphaSoraKun said:

Now I take back my hate for Jar Jar.

If there is a bad character in the Prequels, it would be General Grievous.

 

I know he is a fan-favorite in the Clone Wars cartoons, but in Revenge of the Sith, he is just this laughable character who pops out of nowhere after two films and ends up being just the Star Wars equivalent of the Arab Swordsman in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Really, George Lucas?

 

Honestly, in hindsight, instead of Grievous and even Dooku, Darth Maul should have returned as the recurrent main antagonist, mirroring Darth Vader's role in the original trilogy; I hear they did revive him in Clone Wars, but that is too little, too late for me.

Edited June 8, 2022 by Rudolph

[Biodegradable]

I'd say the biggest piece of shit I've seen in recent years would be the first Suicide Squad movie when it came out. I'm a big David Ayer fan, so you could understand my excitement when I found out he was the writer/director for it. Sweet buttery Christ, was it a disappointment. Reading later about how utterly botched this film was behind the scenes and how much of it wasn't even Ayer's fault left me rather frustrated and disheartened at the time. Admittedly, it's probably not the worst film I've ever seen in my life, but it's definitely the freshest sour note I can recall when it comes to the ever-growing list of films I've seen in my life.

 

The funniest thing is that a few years later, I fantasised about a different film about the suicide squad only directed by James Gunn. So you can imagine my surprise when they made a sequel and had Gunn leading the charge. Incidentally, I've seen that one too now and it was leagues better than the first, just as I hoped it would be.

[JacenXYZ]

Another contender for the worst movie I've seen is the SECOND attempt at adapting X-MEN's Dark Phoenix saga. But even though I *SHOCKINGLY* like the film's performance and fight scenes, the STUDIO should never have intervened with Kinberg's plan.