The worst movie you seen

[Kes Gaming YT]

7 hours ago, yakfak said:

any christmas movie

Diehard

[Kes Gaming YT]

5 hours ago, pcorf said:

Borat ...................... NOT! (he was great success!)

 

Star Wars Phantom Menace was meh. That Jar Jar Binks guy ah man.

As someone who doesn't like Star Wars, but still has seen all of it anyway, I actually found Phantom Menace to be the least bad in the Prequel Trilogy. Mostly because I didn't have to see all the gag-inducing forced romance between Padamay and Anikin, since he was a child in that movie, and then magically the same age in the later films. As for Jar Jar Binks, he was a little annoying, but Star Wars is full of annoying critters (Chewbacca anyone?).

Don't get me wrong, the movie isn't good, it still has a ton of things wrong with it, but plot wise, it's far more tolerable.

Oh, and what's with Darth Maul being like his own sub franchise now? He gets like 7 minutes of screentime, barely ever says anything, just stares, yet he's some iconic character?

[forgettable pyromaniac]

Any movie that solely exists to flaunt how much stuff they own/can buy out
Think the Trolls movies (the ones with the funko-pop lookin ones)
Wreck-It-Ralph 2
Ready Player One

edit - I've watched all 3; all 3 were kinda trash, even though i wish they wern't :(

Edited June 8, 2022 by forgettable pyromaniac
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[Rifleman]

Any and all Disney SW. Though I believe the worst is yet to come.

[Poncho1]

For pure bad filmmaking, I'd say The Beast in Heat is one of the worst (half of it is stock footage from a previous movie by the same director, and the new scenes are appallingly staged and made, with the now-hilariously obvious camera shadow being visible during a pan shot). It's just so boring.

 

For insulting the audience's intelligence, I'd go for Superman IV. What an idiot film. Also badly made, but it had millions of dollars for a budget whereas Beast didn't.

 

And, perhaps the worst ever, I'd say The Angel's Melancholy. The "extreme cinema" thread probably mentions this one, and while I don't mind a disturbing or really gory movie - when it's done well and justified, of course - this is where I'd agree with those who don't like extreme films. It's shocking provocation for its own sake, most of what's shown is done for real, and to top it all off, it's over 2 and a half hours long, padded out with irrelevant poetic musings, as if the director truly believed he was making something meaningful and deep. I rarely get bitter towards filmmakers, but this is one of the cases where I actively *hate* the director.

[Thelokk]

14 minutes ago, Poncho1 said:

erhaps the worst ever, I'd say The Angel's Melancholy

 

Seconding this one. That some defend this amateurish pile of trash as '2 deep 4 u' is risible at best. I've unironically seen porn with better plot and themes.

 

Wanna see some real arthouse horror that does not ape Hermann Nitsch? Watch Begotten instead.

Edited June 8, 2022 by Thelokk

[omx32x]

batman vs superman

 

i saw it 2 years ago and i remember thinking that it couldn't be THAT bad... never have i been so wrong in my life

[Hitboi]

Doom: Annihilation (yes, I did watch it lol)
The Matrix Resurrections (didn't watch all of it)
Godzilla: King of the monsters
Wreck-it-Ralph 2 (I don't remember most of the movie though, the original was more memorable)
Where the Dead Go to Die
Superman IV
 

13 hours ago, Kes Gaming YT said:

-The Godfather (1972)

How is The Godfather a bad movie? That's your genuine opinion, I guess.
 

14 hours ago, gwain said:

surprised no one said Morbius yet

Do you think people actually watched Morbius to even know if it's bad? There are some people that say "It's Morbin' Time" is an actual line from the film and think "it's the best movie of all time" but I don't think they even watched it.

Edited June 8, 2022 by Hitboi

[omx32x]

4 minutes ago, Hitboi said:

Godzilla: King of the monsters

wait what?

[Silhouette 03]

5 minutes ago, Hitboi said:

The Matrix Resurrections (didn't watch all of it)

I promise you, you're not missing much. It should not exist, period. I could write a long post about how bad it is, though it might turn into a rant in the end. I don't want to rant, heh.

 

5 minutes ago, Hitboi said:

Wreck-it-Ralph 2 (I don't remember most of the movie though, the original was more memorable)

 It boils my blood that Disney turned a really fun movie about arcade games into what is essentially " look how many IPs we own" mixed in with the internet. I understand that the movie's message about being safe online and learning to let go of people you love so that they are in a better place, but I can't help but feel that this is a massive step down from the original. 

[Mr. Freeze]

43 minutes ago, Hitboi said:

Do you think people actually watched Morbius to even know if it's bad? 

 

From what I hear Morbius isn't bad, it's just extremely mediocre and shot in a very mid-2000s manner. 

[Rudolph]

2 hours ago, Kes Gaming YT said:

Oh, and what's with Darth Maul being like his own sub franchise now? He gets like 7 minutes of screentime, barely ever says anything, just stares, yet he's some iconic character?

He has this much in common with Boba Fett.

[TheFocus]

 Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie

 

big Ryan fan, btw.

[Killerratte]

24 minutes ago, map11has2names said:

 Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie

 

big Ryan fan, btw.

 

I was about to post that. Absolute fucking garbage with no redeeming qualities - it hurt to watch, it was worse than Foodfight! and Birdemic combined.

 

 

Edited June 8, 2022 by Killerratte

[Rudolph]

19 minutes ago, Killerratte said:

Absolute fucking garbage with no redeeming qualities

I thought the E.T. review segment was decent at least, even if having a crowd of extras pretend to laugh at the Nerd's jokes as he makes them does make the whole thing feel awkward, if not downright masturbatory. Growing up watching the Angry Video Game Nerd, I was under the impression that the character was meant to be seen as a joke and not as a role model that people within the show's universe would be looking up to.

Edited June 8, 2022 by Rudolph

[LadyMistDragon]

18 hours ago, Rudolph said:

Terrible in a funny way, or just terrible?

Funny, definitely :D) Though it might take some time for everything to sink in.

 

Also, many of the people seem to be thinking more of movies that are just bland as compared to truly bad. There's nothing bad about most Marvel movies, but we're so oversaturated with them that we could stand to have the flow stop for some time.

 

15 hours ago, Thelokk said:

 I'd literally be rather watching a nigerian sci-fi knockoff. 

Wait, sorry, Nigeria has sci-fi movies? Are these worst than Turkish sci-fi movies?

Edited June 8, 2022 by LadyMistDragon

[Murdoch]

3 hours ago, Rudolph said:

He has this much in common with Boba Fett.

 

Yeah i thought the same. The dude had all the characterisation of a bad horror movie extra and yet people got so obsessed with him Disney were like "fine! Here's a boring tv show about him, jeez".

Edited June 8, 2022 by Murdoch

[Codename_Delta]

Krampus (If there was an old one then the most recent version to my knowledge)

 

It's just boring.

 

Takes like 40 minutes just to get going, and when it does, it doesn't actually achieve anything, just confuse and annoy me.

[Xim]

It's gotta be Batman and Robin for me. When I was a kid I thought it was fun to watch, but it quickly became more fun to laugh at than anything. I still think it's the worst Batman movie. Despite that I don't dislike any of the actors or the director, I think it was just a mess and nobody could have made it good. I hear the toy companies had more to say about what went in the movie than anyone else did. Then again that was also the case for the 1986 Transformers movie and that was still enjoyable.

[Scuba Steve]

30 Minutes or Less

 

What an unbelievably boring and shitty film. Our group walked out of the movie roughly halfway through and just went to the bar next door to start drinking.

[Frost-Core]

I mean i did not really watch it however hearing from reviews showing clips and explaning whats going on, this movie is a popular meme, Morbius,  this is not a joke :

First, morbius is a weird last name for a man, imagine naming your son Nick Morbius, also the movie clearly does not explain most of the lore making everything just boring

[Thelokk]

44 minutes ago, LadyMistDragon said:

Wait, sorry, Nigeria has sci-fi movies? Are these worst than Turkish sci-fi movies?

 

 

Africa has a fairly large movie industry. They are invariably low budget and hilariously bad.

Edited June 8, 2022 by Thelokk

[durian]

Interstellar

[Archfiend]

The New Mutants. I was just sitting on my couch one day and I turned on the TV and this movie was on, and it was still somewhat early on so I decided to watch the rest. It was so hilariously bad. I was absolutely shocked when I found out it was somehow supposed to be a horror movie. All the actors were absolutely terrible except Charlie Heaton. The plot was dogshit and the writing was fucking godawful. It was so goddamn bad, it circled right back around to being actually really fun to watch purely because it had me laughing my ass off half the time. I died inside at the end when they said "My father used to tell me that inside every person, there are two bears." I saw that coming a half hour away from the ending.

 

Here's a critic review I read that sums it up really well: "Bland and pointless beyond belief, The New Mutants is two-thirds backstory monologues and one-third CGI-on-CGI fisticuffs. It wants to be so many things and ends up being absolutely nothing."

[Phobus]

Either Bear, which is Birdemic levels of bad, without the charm, or the Mike Myers Cat in the Hat film, which was abject shite with high production values.

[TasAcri]

I rate how bad a movie is by how much it makes me cringe, excluding movies that are made exclusively for very young children.

 

With that metric i think the worst movie i ever managed to see was The House of the Dead.

[phoo]

It's so bad, it's funny

Edited June 8, 2022 by phoo

[Rudolph]

2 hours ago, Murdoch said:

Yeah i thought the same. The dude had all the characterisation of a bad horror movie extra and yet people got so obsessed with him Disney were like "fine! Here's a boring tv show about him, jeez".

Do not get me wrong, I do not mind Boba Fett getting his own show, primarily because it is more material for Auralnauts to spoof, but I digress... :P

 

Anyway, I am pretty certain that LucasFilm was the one to retroactively make a big deal out of Boba Fett following the release of the Original Trilogy: prior to the Disney acquisition, the character was not only featured prominently in Attack of the Clones, but also in the Legends expanded universe: for example, decades ago, I was playing Jedi Knight Academy and one mission revolves around fighting him; at the time, I was even less familiar with the expanded universe, so I was confused to see him being still alive after Return of the Jedi.

Edited June 8, 2022 by Rudolph

[Ghostly_Pops]

Star Wars The Rise Of Skywalker, really disappointing. I tried giving Disney a third chance to make a decent star wars movie. The only scene I liked was when Rey hears the voices of deceased jedi reach out to her to help defeat Palpatine. Palp should have not returned.

[Rudolph]

8 minutes ago, Ghostly_Pops said:

Star Wars The Rise Of Skywalker, really disappointing. I tried giving Disney a third chance to make a decent star wars movie. The only scene I liked was when Rey hears the voices of deceased jedi reach out to her to help defeat Palpatine. Palp should have not returned.

Is it not interesting how history repeated itself?

 

If I recall, after Irvin Kershner's divisive Empire Strikes Back, George Lucas did some sort of course correction with Return of the Jedi (which technically was directed by Richard Marquand) that ended up disappointing people who did not like how it tied its predecessor's loose ends. Now, I very much like Return of the Jedi and I am in no implying that The Rise of Skywalker is unfairly maligned, but I cannot help but see the parallels.

Edited June 8, 2022 by Rudolph