"Current Mood" Whiteboard

[leejacksonaudio]

Situation: a patient is stuck in a hospital room for almost two weeks. There's a disused dry-erase whiteboard next to his bed - not big, just enough to write some words on. The patient in the bed is a bit of a wiseass and has got some brand new dry-erase markers coming today from Amazon. He's not much of an artist, but he can write rather well.

 

Give him some "Current Mood" things to say. Keep 'em PG-13 at the worst, preferably PG.

 

Example:

 

Current Mood: Wound Up and Run Down (with a poorly drawn watch next to the text).

 

...hey, I didn't say my example would be a good one. That's why I'm reaching out for ideas.

 

 

Feel free to insert your own Current Mood here as well.

 

Fire away!

Edited July 19, 2022 by leejacksonaudio

[Dark Pulse]

Intergalactic, with some comets and galaxies.

[Biodegradable]

• In bed, ain't dead and I need to be fed!
• Do hospitalized composers dream of electric tunes?

[leejacksonaudio]

Current Mood: Guarding Sleeping Beauty

 

Across from me sits my wife, sound asleep in a reclining hospital chair.

Edited July 19, 2022 by leejacksonaudio

[Daytime Waitress]

I Choose the Stairs (if that's alright by the physiotherapist)

 

Spoiler

Only one thing worse than a wiseass patient, and that's a wiseass Lee Jackson fan with an excuse to write puns.

 

[leejacksonaudio]

Current Mood: Desperately Seeking Normal Sleep

 

You'd be astounded as to what lengths acute shoulder pain can drive you to do.