Bad Christmas movies that you watched and laughed at

[DeathWolf1982]

I know i made a post similar to this but that focused on Non-Christmas movies, here's my list of those Bad Christmas movies that you can put on the naughty list.

1950's-1970's

-Santa Claus Vs. The Devil-

-Santa Claus Conquers The Martians- This movie was on Mystery Science Theatre 3000 it's so bad it's so funny.

-Santa Claus And The Ice Cream Bunny-

 

The 80's!

-Silent Night Deadly Night: Part 2- (Known for the "GARBAGE DAY!" quote)

-Silent Night Deadly Night: Part 3 Better Watch Out!- (The more boring one.)

 

1990's-2000's

-Jingle all The Way- (I actually like this Cult-Classic film, due to Arnold (The guy who played the Terminator "T-800" Fights another dad for a doll. Cmon, you can do something better than that!)

-Countless Killer Santa Movies- (So many to name! and probably get a friend and have a drinking party or something! when watching those cheesy killer Santa movies)

-Jack Frost (1997)- (Not the 1998 family film, but the idea of a evil serial killer becoming a snowman after his melted flesh goes inside the snow and starts killing people is stupid.)

-Home Alone 3- (Damn, couldn't Home alone should of ended after Home Alone 2: Lost In New York.)

-Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House- (Doesn't 20th Century Fox Love to Milk Franchises that should of stayed Dead/Inactive for 10 years.)

-Deck the Halls-

-Surviving Christmas-

-The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause- 

-Are We There Yet?- (Darn Ice Cube Must Watch those two brats while on a road trip to their mother's party, soooo boring and stupid.)

-Eight Crazy Nights- (It's an bad animated Adam Sandler movie!)

 

2010's-Present

-Saving Christmas-

-Home Alone 5: The Holiday Heist- (Stop it! 20th Century Fox! Stop Milking the Home Alone Franchise! Leave it alone after the first two.)

-Bone Alone- (it's just a rip-off of Home Alone made by The Asylum!)

-Home Sweet Home Alone- (Now we're talkin about a simple CASH grab on Disney+ that killed the Home Alone franchise after the fifth film.)

 

Now what Bad Christmas movie did i forgot to put on the list? write it down on the comments!

 

Edited November 2, 2022 by DeathWolf1982

[Wyrmwood]

Are there any good ones? I mean unless you count Die Hard.

 

My girlfriend was watching a ridiculous one last year, something with a hitman being hired to kill Santa by a rich pissed off kid?! I didn't watch it but she said it was pretty bad and yeah imagine so.

[Lippeth]

I tend to look at the majority of Christmas and holiday movies as shovelware, and I don't think very many of them would make me laugh all that much. There are of course a few that I like, but none would likely fall into the bad category except for maybe SNDN part 2.

 

46 minutes ago, DeathWolf1982 said:

Arnold (The guy who played the Terminator

Oh is that the guy who played the Terminator? Tom Arnold?

[DeathWolf1982]

2 hours ago, Lippeth said:

 

Oh is that the guy who played the Terminator? Tom Arnold?

No, Shwartznegger.

[DeathWolf1982]

2 hours ago, Wyrmwood said:

Are there any good ones? I mean unless you count Die Hard.

 

My girlfriend was watching a ridiculous one last year, something with a hitman being hired to kill Santa by a rich pissed off kid?! I didn't watch it but she said it was pretty bad and yeah imagine so.

Same with the "Generic Hallmark Christmas Movies" you see every year.

[Lippeth]

2 minutes ago, DeathWolf1982 said:

No, Shwartznegger.

Gesundheit.

[Herr Dethnout]

The Grinch (2000). Well, people says that is bad, but I liked it a lot, Jim Carrey saved the movie IMO. Every Christmas TV channels spam the movie like not tomorrow...

 

12 minutes ago, DeathWolf1982 said:

No, Shwartznegger.

Sandwichnugget

[DeathWolf1982]

2 hours ago, Herr Dethnout said:

The Grinch (2000). Well, people says that is bad, but I liked it a lot, Jim Carrey saved the movie IMO. Every Christmas TV channels spam the movie like not tomorrow...

 

Sandwichnugget

Then there's the 2018 one by illumination.

[Wyrmwood]

Damn thought I had one, then I remembered Gremlins is actually good.

[Jello]

I've always loved the 2005 movie "Santa's Slay" starring Bill Goldberg, of wrestling fame. It's a very ridiculous over the top B horror movie in every regard, but it's a laugh riot. I'd highly recommend it if you like cheesy horror movies and need something to watch around Christmas time.

 

 

[Captain Keen]

2 hours ago, Wyrmwood said:

Damn thought I had one, then I remembered Gremlins is actually good.

Yep! Gremlins is the 80s at its best imo, just so much fun and filled with a lot of creativity and some good dark humor for a “kids” movie. Holds up surprisingly well.

[Sonikkumania]

This was a "lost movie" for a long time for me.

 

[Master O]

 

[vyruss]

Hail Santa

 

On topic: Pretty goofy looking movie called Violent Night coming out on the 2nd, might actually go into a physical theatre for the first time in years just to see that since it looks like just plain dumb fun.

 

The obvious candidates explicitly related to the topic are already listed by previous posts.

Edited November 3, 2022 by vyruss

[DeathWolf1982]

16 hours ago, Jello said:

I've always loved the 2005 movie "Santa's Slay" starring Bill Goldberg, of wrestling fame. It's a very ridiculous over the top B horror movie in every regard, but it's a laugh riot. I'd highly recommend it if you like cheesy horror movies and need something to watch around Christmas time.

 

 

Same with Jack Frost (1997) And Jack Frost 2: Revenge Of The Mutant Snowman, the whole movie is about a serial killer who's flesh melts away into the snow becoming a evil snowman with Freddy Krueger like Puns (involving cold or ice and christmas) as he put an axe in someone's throat.

 

Believe it or not, in the Blockbuster video era of the 90's Teenagers would swap the 1998 family film of the same name and replace it with the 1997 horror movie of the same name, i bet those kids in 98 had nightmares after watching a evil snowman kill people.

Edited November 3, 2022 by DeathWolf1982

[Herr Dethnout]

16 hours ago, Jello said:

I've always loved the 2005 movie "Santa's Slay" starring Bill Goldberg, of wrestling fame. It's a very ridiculous over the top B horror movie in every regard, but it's a laugh riot. I'd highly recommend it if you like cheesy horror movies and need something to watch around Christmas time.

 

 

WTF Goldberg with hair!?