A hit piece on the (soon to be) CANCELLED Myolden!

[BluePineapple72]

@myolden  yeah, you heard of this guy? Altars of Madness? Nostalgia? Yeah me too.

 

Nevermind the fact that the two of us are gonna be joining forces for a charity livestream this weekend, I’m now joining forces with the powers of cancel culture to put this goober in the GROUND!

 

You see, I have definitive, ineffable, provable PROOF(!) that Myolden uses a ghost mapper on all of his levels. 
 

Yeah that’s right, I don’t believe it either! 
 

I mean, look at this bed right:

 

I’ll ignore how similar it looks to the bed I made in Trick & Tear to point out to you this fact: a chipmunk made this bed. Designed the whole thing! Yeah, and Myolden ain’t giving him credit! Shit! He even killed it! Made it a literal ghost mapper. 
 

If you think that’s bad, look at this screenshot:

 

Yeah. I see it too. Hoe. SMH, Myolden. I’m ashamed that you’re gladly putting these pejorative, insulting, terms hidden into your level design. What if a kid sees that! For shame!

 

Im running out of fake shit talk to throw at this goober, so all you watching from home in your television KNOW THIS! I’m gonna settle all of this RIGHT NOW (this Saturday) LIVE ON TV with Myolden when we get in the same room and start MAPPING OFF! Not only will he be cancelled and have his silly little blue check thrown in the garbage, the whole DoomWORLD will know that Me! I! The MACHOPINEAPPLE YEah ME OH YEAH THE MACHOPINEAPPLE IS THE CREAM YEAH!! THE MACHO PINEAPPLE WHO IN MY EYES DEFEATED MAJOR ARLENE IN A SIMILAR BUT THEMATICALLY AND COPYWRITTENTLY DISTINCT SPEEDMAPPING COMPETITION WHO’S IP DOESN’T BELONG TO ME YEAH!

Lemme tell ya! NOBODY DOES IT BETTER YEAH! YOU WANNA SPEEDMAP AGAINST ME YEAH WELL NOBODY DOES IT QUICKER OR DIRTIER YEAH IM GONNA SHOW YOU ALL WHO’S THE BEST MAPPER IN POSTAL CODE 23400 YEAH. MEET ME AT THE ROCK IN FRONT OF SCHOOL AFTER CLASS. GET IT. 

 

Edited March 13, 2023 by BluePineapple72

[BluePineapple72]

THE IMPORTANT THING TO GLEAM FROM THIS MUD SLINGIN’ MADNESS IS THAT YOU SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO THIS THREAD FOR INFORMATION ABOUT MYOLDEN’s UPCOMING ASS KICKING THIS SATURDAY AT 5 PM EST. WE’RE STILL SETTING IT UP BUT GET READY TO SMASH OPEN THE PIGGY BANK YOU PUT ALL YOUR BETTING MONEY INTO BECAUSE YOU’RE GONNA NEED IT FOR ALL THE CHARITY DONATING THATS GONNA PLAY ALONG TO MYOLDEN’S BEATDOWN HUZZAH

[myolden]

You're going down, Pineapple Man. We'll see who cancels who!

Edited March 13, 2023 by myolden

[BluePineapple72]

Just now, myolden said:

You're going down, Pineapple Man. We'll see who cancels who!

Oh yeah? You sure about that buddy?

 

Well guess what, I just took the latest of your PUSS submissions (that I ran) AND IVE CHANGED MY OPINION ON IT. Yeah! It’s no longer one of my favorites in the wad! It’s now my LEAST favorite! Im not just gonna remove it. Im gonna change it’s map number to something arbitrary outside of the map order that’ll require players to IDCELV to it… and I WONT TELL THEM THE NUMBER 

[Xerenogan]

Well then, I know where I'll be this Saturday evening...
 

49 minutes ago, BluePineapple72 said:

Im gonna change it’s map number to something arbitrary outside of the map order that’ll require players to IDCELV to it… and I WONT TELL THEM THE NUMBER 

Oh, now that's pretty harsh. :)

Edited March 13, 2023 by Xerenogan

[xScavengerWolfx]

I am very confused of what is going on here.

[Xerenogan]

4 minutes ago, xScavengerWolfx said:

I am very confused of what is going on here.

 

Well, it seems a certain penguin is soon to get his daily portion of fruit.

[muumi]

[BluePineapple72]

27 minutes ago, xScavengerWolfx said:

I am very confused of what is going on here.

Promotion for a charity stream. Stay tuned!

[dasho]

 

Same energy

[Individualised]

This reads like a Jake and Amir script.

 

Good luck on your charity stream!

[Zero the Red]

It appears Doomworld will be seeing a splendid SpongeBob SquarePants vs Penguins of Madagascar face-off soon enough this weekend!

 

[xScavengerWolfx]

1 hour ago, BluePineapple72 said:

Promotion for a charity stream. Stay tuned!

Oh ok, i was reading this as if it was like some kind of flame war going on lol.

 

But if it's for charity then i'm all for it.

[Dark Pulse]

Who wins the pony, though?

[MemeMind]

FIGHT! FIGHT!  FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 

[Anarkzie]

What charity are you donating to?

[BluePineapple72]

1 hour ago, Anarkzie said:

What charity are you donating to?

Uhh uhm uhhh… there’s still some deliberation about that. We’re open to suggestions. 
 

The plan is to figure that out sometime today and then formally announce the event and the charity soon tho. Likely I’ll make a different thread

[MoreMending]

I cannot believe Myolden would do this to the chipmunk bro