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[Coincident]

Okuplok: Someone forgot to place the megaspheres

[BedrockCastle]

Hell Revealed: Barons, Barons, and even more Barons

Hell Revealed 2: Arch-viles, Arch-viles, and even more Arch-viles

[Walter confetti]

Doom: Fun short maps, cool story behind.

 

Sigil: It's Inferno on Steroids and Void!

 

Christopher Lutz Inferno: Inferno on Steroids and vanilla trickery!

[Individualised]

Jaguar Doom: would be great, limited by cartridge

[bofu]

Going Down: Clever, pleasantly hard, exploding water cooler.

 

Plutonia: Brown walls, red skies, revenants, chaingunners.

 

Sunder: Well made, but makes me tired.

 

Sunlust: Very orange, very hard, skip MAP32.

 

TNT: Evilution: Good then bad then kinda okay.

[Sena]

Marine Doom: So, where's the water?

[RonnieJamesDiner]

Love this idea!

 

Bastion of Chaos: Perfect marriage between slaughter and UDMF.

 

Paradise: The brilliantly executed birth of Supercharge.

 

Ar Luminae: Interloper advisory: A stunning, hostile achievement.

 

Haste: Definitive "compact, high impact slaughter" experience.

 

Comatose: Quiet exploration unrivaled in its gloom.

[Uncle 80]

Eternal Doom - All The Puzzles You Never Wanted (slogan and review in one)

[indigotyrian]

AUGER;ZENITH: More early-90s than Doom itself.

 

Scythe 2: A classic, practically a holy text.

 

Violence: Short and sweet, but supremely satisfying.

 

 

Edited March 15, 2023 by segfault

[spineapple tea]

DBP37: AUGZEN: Magical experience; wish it was longer.

[Omniarch]

Ancient Aliens: quintessential blockbuster - action, comedy, perfect harmony

Lost Civilization: european melange, atmosphere unmatched, transcendental adventure

Nihility: music absent, ambience disquieting, Deimos evolved

No End In Sight: retro-progressive Doom, puzzles profound, alienation absolute

Return to Hadron: freeform action, elegant simplicity, joyous slaughter

Tarnsman's Projectile Hell: whimsy, craft, perfectly balanced - Tarns distilled

URE2020: Unexpected, Retro - truly an unforgettable Experience 

Ventose: mercurial space, universal convergence, Doomed wonderland

[Geniraul]

Doom II: The best WAD in the world!

Doom Center: Among the best custom WADs ever!

 

Sunder: Suffering Under Numerous Depressive Experiences Radically.*

Scythe: So Classic, Yet Truly Huge Experience.

 

*Sunder is obviously a really amazing megawad, this is just a little "«abbreviation»-decrypting" and a joke, no offense meant and much love to Sunder.

[pcorf]

DTWiD: Excellent tribute to a true classic.

[Horus]

Kama Sutra 2: Time for annual beg. Gusta pls

[Redneckerz]

Okuplok Slaughter Map: Nah Fam, I ain't having this

[xScavengerWolfx]

Theme GAWAD #1: Fun, challenging, pretty and great mappers.

 

Abandon: Shadows of darkness Ep. 1: Scavengerwolf needs to get out more.

[Cammy]

Plutonia 2: The best kind of sequel - evolution.
Valiant: Essential. Unforgettable. It's like a drug.

Perdition's Gate: Akin to TNT without the sprawl.

Hell Revealed: Deeply flawed, but somehow still addictive.

Requiem: Memento Mori 3 - tech over substance.

Struggle: 600 monsters? Hell yeah, let's go!

Akeldama: 600 monsters? Oh god, kill me.

Epic 2: Character, atmosphere, staging, and fun galore.

1000 Lines 3: Hardly "limited" - a snappy, explosive classic!

STRAIN: Maps blend together, wad stands out.

ALT: Part of it remains with you.

Revolution!: The friendliest megawad - amazing for beginners.

[Captain POLAND]

Experiencing Nirvana: It sucks, but it's pretty funny

 

Nuts: Don't bother trying to UV-Max it (is UV-Max one or two words?)

 

Nuts 2: Fewer monsters, the odd one out

 

Nuts 3: What's with that custom BFG, though?

 

Drown in Blood: Great architecture, annoying combat. Mixed bag.

 

Doomworld Mega Project 2019: Hope you like thousands of cyberdemons

 

Holy Hell: Not quite as pretty as Okuplok

 

Holy Hell Revealed: Uglier and more tedious than original

 

Long Road, No Turns: Archviles reviving each other? FUCK THAT

 

Okuplok: The best Doom map ever made

 

Oreo Cake Massacre: A pretty obvious Okuplok ripoff

 

IDDQD Arena: Can you beat this without cheating?

 

Profane Promiseland: Hard to navigate, hard to beat

 

Millennia Invasion: Lady Gaga is the final boss

 

100,000 Revenants: You will hate Revenants after this

 

Cosmogenesis: Hope you have a fast PC

 

Long Days: Not as long as you think

 

Edited March 15, 2023 by Captain POLAND

[No-Man Baugh]

A War on Christmas: Surprisingly charming, despite the Pedicidal Santas

All Hell IS Breaking Loose: TWO-HEADED CHAINGUNNERS RIDING ON ARACHNOTRONS!!!

The Master Levels of Doom 2: Never Was More Than an addbuy

 

 

[Maribo]

Sunlust - I find myself forever chasing suns.
Magnolia - True love; within strange, icy things.
Unloved - Ah, my head feels all wrong.
Jumpwad - Rainy day memories; nostalgia and smiles.
Overboard - Ultra-Vacation; for the overworked and underpaid.
Saturnine Chapel - Reality shifts, yet here I remain.
Grove - Searching for stars; lost in twilight.
Stardate 20X7 - Do You Believe? [Because/Yes,] I do.
Elysion - Melancholic violence; meditation for rainy days.
Black Room - Cruel, how you left me here.
Deus Vult - Adventure eternal, you go on forever.
No Chance - Oh dear, my heart's on fire.
Wormwood - Brown bricks, burning orange, ominous dreams.
Wormwood: Expanded Universe - You've gone and died on me.
Wormwood ]I[ - The Horror - Maybe I'll try living like this.
Wormwood IV - The Final Chapter - Sorry, I Still Can't Sleep Either.
Liminal Doom - I've gotten lost; I don't mind.
Pagodia - I'm dreaming of a Concrete Skydive.
Italo-Doom - I think we should go dancing.
Year 23 - Your rhythmic thump stays with me.
Cute Demon Butt Collection - A love letter to shapely behinds.

[Argent Agent]

Memento Mori - Better with a friend along.
Requiem - Guaranteed to cure your insomnia!

Dystopia 3 - A Requiem-like except it's fun.
Speed of Doom - Every key is a trap.

Doom 2 In Spain Only - Good luck, solo-net players.

[Insaneprophet]

Tetanus: This Aint Marioworld Grab Your Shotgun

[DynamiteKaitorn]

Used a spoiler do to size.

Spoiler

Vanilla/IWADs/etc...

 

DooM ep 1: Well at least this is fun!

DooM ep 2: I. HATE. THE. SECOND. LEVEL'S. MIDI!

DooM ep 3: OwO! I am in hell!

DooM ep 4: Good map design goes to die.

SIGIL: This is NOT episode 5.

DooM 2's Spaceport Levels: Solid set of intro maps!

DooM 2's City/Earth Levels: Hated FAR too much!

DooM 2's Hell levels: Aaand there goes the fun!

TNT: Where the **** do I go!?

Plutonia: Ha Ha Chaingunner goes BRRRRRRRRRRR.

Master Levels: A jumbled mess of several maps.

NRFTL: Hard, but REALLY good! Play it!

 

Mods:

 

LaTailorGirl: Clothes change my weapons. Dafuq?

PUSS - SOS: Brutal , but I made a map!

FNaF DooM: Piiiiiiiizzaaaaaaaa......

Brutal DooM: Rip and tear is overrated.

Sword Of Agony: *Wolfendoom intensifies*

The Mis-adventures of Dynamite: Made by a complete moron! Wait...

[Foxstiel]

Switcheroom - Oddly Familar, But Off, Very Off

Edited March 25, 2023 by Foxstiel

[ReaperAA]

myhouse.wad - What the F*** did I witness?

[MrHellstorm17]

Equinox — abandon all hope to UV-Max it

For Whom the Bell Tolls — looks like quake, plays like maze

Going Down — ingenious map design, absolutely disgusting music

Hell Revealed — SSG vs Barons in cramped areas simulator

Oveboard — Mom, can we have DN3D Life’s a Beach? But we have it at home. Life’s a Beach at home:

Scythe X — WAD ends with tempting cliffhanger

 

[Firedust]

Eternal Doom: What does this switch do anyway?

DBPxx: Wait, there's a new one out already?

Sunlust: Never airing on Mt. Pain27's channel

Magenta Spire: Cacoward winner, huh... MY FUCKING EYES

Memento Mori: Not as good as Doomkid remembers

Memento Mori 2: Probably as good as Doomkid remembers

[PsychEyeball]

Scythe: 3 episodes. Speed maps. Unstable difficulty.

 

lilith.pk3: Zdoom engine trickery. Everything is wrong.

 

Alien Vendetta: Undisputed vanilla masterpiece. Will murder you.

 

Doom 2 The Way iD did: Way too much platforming. Neat idea?

 

Japanese Community Project: Cute, welcoming, bizarre, eclectic, always interesting.

 

Hell Revealed: Grandfather of hard WADs. Loves barons.

 

Rush: Learn to slaughter. Huge final map.

[Insaneprophet]

Boomer: where are all the fucking secrets 

Edited May 25, 2023 by Insaneprophet

[Summer Deep]

Sunlust: Map 29 ruins an excellent wad.

 

Edited May 27, 2023 by Summer Deep