I ban you because...

[MS-06FZ Zaku II Kai]

I ban the person above for being a creepy elf

[continuum.mid]

I ban someone - not sure who - for running stock, non-LTS Ubuntu Linux with a bunch of snaps.

[D4NUK1]

I ban the person adove for not liking new blood.

[DannyMan]

I ban the person above and below me for not being a true hacker.

[nolongeramnion]

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Edited November 29, 2023 by amnion

[D4NUK1]

I'm baning the person adobe me for be the person below me.

[VoanHead]

I ban the person above me b/c furry, ew.

I ban the person below me b/c I’m going on a power trip and feel like it.

[LadyMistDragon]

I ban the person above me to stop their power trip

[Zulk RS]

I ban the person below me because I had a dream where they beat Okuplok UV-max single segment but then it was revealed that they were a cheater-cheater-pumpkin -eater.

[Ludi]

I ban LadyMistDragon on my Discord server B) /s

 

ON TOPIC: I ban the person below me for spraining Frank Ocean's ankle

[noob_killer012345678]

I ban the person below me for not playing Morior Invictus

[TheCaneOfTheTophat]

I ban the person below me because they submitted a map from Jason Wainman's 30 Levels of Doom II to some community project

[LadyMistDragon]

I ban the person above for that creepy vintage cartoon face.

[ＤΞＬＴΛ]

I FUCKING BAN EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD INCLUDING MYSELF FOR COMMITING UNHOLY CARDINAL SINS OF WHICH I SHALL NOT NAME!!!!!!

 

 

[stphrz]

I ban the user below for microwaving a hotdog at 2:00 am and then putting ketchup on it.

[ＤΞＬＴΛ]

I ban the person below me for... Being a dumbass I guess...

[Mr Masker]

I ban the person currently reading this because I am inside your walls...

Edited April 22, 2023 by Mr Masker

[Zulk RS]

I ban the person below me because I don't have walls.

[LadyMistDragon]

I ban the person below me for their awful opinions.

[thelamp]

my awful opinion is that eviltech is the best megawad

 

I ban the person below me for using texture filtering

[Ludi]

I ban the person above me for using -complevel 2 on Final Doom

[Midway64]

I ban the person below me for not truly completing all Doom games... Here's the list! And believe me, IT'S LONG!
 

Spoiler

-Knee Deep In The Dead (Shareware)

-Registered Doom

-Atari Jaguar Doom

-32X Doom

-Doom II

-The Ultimate Doom (Thy Flesh Consumed)

-Doom for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System

-DOOM Custom Playstation Edition

-The Master Levels for Doom II

-Maximum Doom (Over 3000 levels! You won't ever see the light of day again)

-Doom for the 3DO

-Final Doom (Trials 'N Tribulations & The Plutonia Experiment)

-Final DOOM Custom Playstation Edition

-The iD Anthology

-Doom for the Sega Saturn

-Doom: Absolution (64)

-Doom Music Album

-Depths Of Doom Trilogy

-Doom Source License (vanilla-uncompatible LinuxDoom 1.10)

-GPL-3 License (vanilla-uncompatible LinuxDoom 1.10)

-Doom Collector's Edition (GOG my beloved)

-Doom for the Gameboy Advance

-Doom II for the Gameboy Advance

-Doom 3 (Original)

-Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil

-Doom RPG

-Doom XBLA

-Doom Resurrection (iOS)

-Doom II RPG

-Doom II XBLA

-Doom Classic (iOS)

-Doom 3: BFG Edition (including The Lost Mission)

-Doom Classic Complete for the Playstation Network

-Doom 4 (2016)

-Doom 64 Remaster

-Doom Eternal

-Doom Eternal: The Ancient Gods Duology

-Mighty Doom (ehh, well, we have to include every game)

And so on!

 

Edited April 22, 2023 by ValveMercenary

[Sixty-nine]

i ban the person above me for not completing every id software game

[LadyMistDragon]

I ban the person above me for using a Dopefish icon.

[Zulk RS]

I ban the person above me for NOT using a Dopefish icon.

[noob_killer012345678]

I ban the person above me for continuing to break the rules that youre suppost to go down

I ban the person below me for calling themselves a streamer even tho the only go live once every blue moon

Edited April 22, 2023 by noob_killer012345678

[The BMFG]

i ban the person above me for a having a pfp so low quality you cant tell what the fuck is going on

[noob_killer012345678]

I ban the person above me for not understanding compression

(The pfp is of all the undertale characters standing in a heart shape btw)

Edited April 22, 2023 by noob_killer012345678

[The BMFG]

i ban the person above me because i feel like it

[LadyMistDragon]

I ban everyone in this thread by giving in to this garbage