I ban you because...

[LadyMistDragon]

I ban the person above me for being a clown of an Iron Lich.

[IHave10Shells]

1 hour ago, Pegg said:

I ban the person above me to steal his shells

I counter-ban the person above me for trying to steal my shells.

[Zulk RS]

I ban the person above me for skipping over the person directly above him and trying to ban the person above them.

 

[Kyka]

I ban the person above me for posting an opinion no one asked for.

[LadyMistDragon]

You're all banned for banning.

[1Destro3456]

i ban the person below me cause they're too active on doomworld

[Kyka]

Wouldn't be the first time I've been banned.

[Zulk RS]

I ban the person below me because this thread is the newest party thread.

[LadyMistDragon]

I ban you for parting.

[Zulk RS]

I ban the OP because I just now noticed that his username is "BrutalDoomisAwesome"

[TheCaneOfTheTophat]

I ban the person X posts below me for using a calculator to solve simple arithmetic. Now solve this to figure out who gets the hammer

A + A + B = C
29 - C = D
D + D = 2
A + A  = D  + 9
C - B = X

And for those who don't feel like it,

Spoiler

It's ten. X is ten.

 

[Egyptian Guardian]

I ban the person above me because he is fanboying prominent doom community members in his posts to an unhealthy repeat. 

[Grassy chunks]

I ban the person below me for not selling their doom wads for commercial purposes. (HACX comes to my mind....)

[Votterbin]

I ban the person above me for telling me to sell something I haven't made yet, I ban the person below me for selling the thing I haven't made yet, and I ban myself for good measure.

[Zulk RS]

I ban the person below me because @TheCaneOfTheTophat 's post made me think of Math. I don't like math.

[3ryuki.l]

i ban you because... i may have dementia cause i dont know where i am or what i was goin to say

[LadyMistDragon]

Banned for resurrecting the thread

 

[TheCaneOfTheTophat]

I ban you because:
[No reason provided.]

[Zulk RS]

I ban you because I miss the daily Civvie TNT Tiktoks.

[NinthBurn]

the person below gets banned by the Spanish Inquisition

[Zulk RS]

I ban the person below me because I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

[cracky-bracky]

I ban the user below me because i wanna

[Zulk RS]

I ban the user above me for resurrecting this thread.

[Biz!]

I don't ban the person above me for calling out necroposting.

[Osmosis Bones]

Why must we ban each other for something so mundane? Can't we just talk these things out like civilized people?

[Kyka]

I ban the last two posters for not banning anyone in a thread clearly labelled as the opposite.

[Guff dotD]

I ban the person above me for banning my totally awesome^TM custom title

[Zulk RS]

I ban the person above me for being a dismembered member

[LadyMistDragon]

I ban the person above me for their stupid helmet.

[TheCaneOfTheTophat]

I lost my ban hammer. Fuck.