I ban you because...

[Guff dotD]

I ban the person below me because...

 

because I don't need a reason.

[LadyMistDragon]

I ban you because...someone thought one of your posts was stupid.

[Nevander]

I used to do a lot of those.

I ban the person below me because they didn't like that surprise Baron I put in that one map.

[Zulk RS]

I ban the person below me because I died to the surprise Baron in that one map.

[SuyaSSS]

I ban the person below me because they were unable to play doom 25 hours a day

 

 

[Garlichead]

I ban the person below because they downloaded doom illegally 

Edited April 16, 2023 by Garlichead

[Grassy chunks]

True dat...

I ban the person below me for not using blur sphere properly in their maps.

[ＤΞＬＴΛ]

I ban the person above me for thinking I don't know how to use a blur sphere properly, and I also ban the person below me for having 42069GB of hardcore femboy kangaroo porn.

 

 

[Mr Masker]

Can't believe you'd out me like this...

 

I ban the person below me leaking UAC Combat Records of the battle on Mars onto Doomworld

[Ludi]

I ban the person above me for using the lite amp goggles in every map.

[HorseJockey]

I ban the person above me for their avatar making me think of a Cyberdemon in Chun-Li cos-play shouting "Yatta!"

[DynamiteKaitorn]

I'd ban the person above/below me so I can press the un-ban button. .-.

[Mr. Freeze]

I'd ban the person above me because as a forum moderator, I am really badass and important. 

[LadyMistDragon]

I ban the person above me for being an awful liar.

[HorseJockey]

I ban the person above me because there is no more shovelware society 😜.

Edited April 17, 2023 by HorseJockey

[heliumlamb]

i ban the person authoring this very post for being stupid as h*ll and having non-negotiable air raid sirens going off in her head each and every instance the typographic symbols known as the "colon", "circumflex" and "closing parenthesis" are used sequentially in succession. i will prepare for its disastrous consequences

[TheEyeOfStone]

I ban the person above me because replying to threads like these is a cheap way for me to bloat my content count. 

Edited April 17, 2023 by TheEyeOfStone

[Grassy chunks]

I ban the upcoming 10 persons below me for not appreciating the hidden art behind joke/terry wads.

Edited April 17, 2023 by Grassy chunks

[Azuris]

I ban the user below me, because my pretty Guardian Master, that fights for Love and Justice, told me to punish you in the name of the Moon!

 

 

[Zulk RS]

I ban the person above me because their image reminded me of a 10 year old video of "Sailor Moon Doom" on YouTube

[fai1025]

I ban the person below me for being below me

[ＤΞＬＴΛ]

I ban the person above me for being above me

 

Spoiler

Going off topic: I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!

 

[LadyMistDragon]

I ban the person above me for, um, daring to be a dumbass.

[Mr. Freeze]

I ban the person above me for being a w*m*n (too political) 

[continuum.mid]

I ban the person above me for banning the person above them and not banning me (for being a penguin) or the person below me (for daring to follow up this pointless meta-commentary on the thread.)

[PsychEyeball]

I ban the person between the above and below posts.

 

Ohshitwait

[bofu]

I ban the person below this post because I want to watch the world burn and I should never have been trusted with power.

[Guff dotD]

I ban the person above me for setting me on fire.

 

Totally not cool.

[No-Man Baugh]

I ban the person below me for the possibility of being that guy in collage racquetball who hit me square in the face with a ball during play (they did not apologize)

Edited April 18, 2023 by No-Man Baugh

[LadyMistDragon]

I ban this person for being a self-righteous dingbat.