Make a funny quote.

[IHave10Shells]

Now I don't know if this has been done before, but if it has, just consider this an extension of that game.

 

The rules are simple:

 

- make a funny quote.

 

- make it be said by someone.  

 

- Don't be disrespectful.

 

Let me start with one to begin with: -

 

"NGL, when we invaded Ohio, we didn't know that the place was already pretty bad to begin with."

 

- random cacodemon from the hit game "DooM II: Hell on Earth"

Edited June 18, 2023 by IHave10Shells
"umh achtually there wash a grahmatical ehror in da lasht line"

[thiccyosh]

"Man, I wish Doomworld.com had quality threads."

 

-Lost Soul in E2M2's toxic gutter

[Shakariki Heisenberg]

"Life is like a box of chocolates... except sometimes it's filled with Brussels sprouts, and you just have to laugh and say, 'Well, that's one way to keep me on my toes"

-John romeros bitch(us)

[Mr Masker]

"Boopy spoopy doopy poop haha hee hehe Doomworld bababababa weeeeeeeee"

 

-Obama 2020

[mrthejoshmon]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the UAC Marine Corps, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids in Hell, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top fragger in the entire UAC armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Red Planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Galaxynet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the UAC and your coordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your hellspawn life. You're fucking dead, imp. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my berserk kit. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Aerospace Corporation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you demon shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit plasma all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, imp.

Edited June 19, 2023 by mrthejoshmon

[nolongeramnion]

"I had an Aunt that was into necrophilia, beastiality and flagellation, I told her she was flogging a dead horse but she wouldnt listen :)" -Fodders

[wertercatt]

"Brutal Among Us coming this fall to patreon subscribers!" - Sergeant Mark IV

[BonJoviStatue]

"It'll be dead simple with my flamethrower arms!"

 

-Mancubus in MAP07

[Fernito]

25 minutes ago, BonJoviStatue said:

-Mancubus in MAP07

More like: "MENABLANAHBLAH!" - John Romero

Edited June 19, 2023 by Fernito

[SilverMiner]

[Hebonky]

"OW!"

- Johnathan (Pain) L. E. Mental

[Naarok0fkor]

[Axuris]

"Legalize nuclear bombs"

-White American Jesus

[eanasir]

"I was doing your mom this entire time and you never knew it."

 

-Mancubus

[LoatharMDPhD]

 

My joke, that i have, for myself to tell to you, is but one word... Congress..

[Shakariki Heisenberg]

"this imp is so broke he was walkin down the street with 1 shoe on i said oh u lost a shoe? he said nah i found one."

-orange cacodemon

[LoatharMDPhD]

"You can do anything you want on your last day..."

[xScavengerWolfx]

"Oh man, i really wish doomworld would start accepting Arch-Viles like normal people. There not so bad, sure we can cook you and bring you back from the dead but arch viles need love too you know."

 

-Totally not from a Arch-Vile hiding in a closet typing this while doom guy is out there punching pinkies

[Ozcar]

What do you thinking if something close this stupid site,
It was big mistake that i regestered on this ball site.
All web masters have done good job (about design) And what are you all people doing on that site, ofcourse BALL sITe.
Stupid queations STUPID IDEA STUPID FORUMS STUPID ... HHHHHHHH ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

DOOM is not a game this is black disk with something eggs on pictures.

Doomers ball shit snakes.

-Username, 2001.

[FecalMystAche]

“With great pingas comes great sus”

-Uncle Ben

[act]

"IT'S TIME TO KICK GUM AND CHEW ASS. AND I'M ALL OUT OF ASS.

        ...DAMN."

[Biodegradable]

1 minute ago, act said:

"IT'S TIME TO KICK GUM AND CHEW ASS. AND I'M ALL OUT OF ASS.

        ...DAMN."

 

"It's time to chew ass and kick gum bubbles, wait no..."

[Al-Faris M]

Doomguy: "Say the line, MAP07 Mancubi!"
MAP07 Mancubi: "We're gonna make you Dead, Simple!"

Doomguy: "Haha I love these demon fellas."

 

 

 

6 hours ago, amnion said:

"I had an Aunt that was into necrophilia, beastiality and flagellation, I told her she was flogging a dead horse but she wouldnt listen :)" -Fodders

That thread is so old and specific, how did you find it? what

Edited June 19, 2023 by Al-Faris M

[TheGamerNinja556]

idk if ill get banned but:

Quote

The 5ex update is coming soon! -The creators of Project Brutality

 

[Biodegradable]

"You humour me greatly with your arrogance and contempt, a flood of accusations born from the poison of envy and smite of disrespect."

-Bloodite Krypto

[ＤΞＬＴΛ]

"if a protogen is canonically capable of eating, it's canonically capable of drinking, if it's canonically capable of doing those two things, it should be canonically capable of pissing and shitting, if they can't shit or piss, they'll die from waste buildup, and if they can't eat, they'll die from starvation, and if they can't drink, they'll die from dehydration" -Yours truly

 

 

BONUS QUOTE: "A skeletal scat-job sounds like something that would traumatize the zodiac killer" - AZFK

Edited June 20, 2023 by DELTA256

[nolongeramnion]

16 hours ago, Al-Faris M said:

That thread is so old and specific, how did you find it? what

I love going on decades old forums and finding the best old post, fodders and esco are pretty much the coolest old members that aren't around today. Every post from them are great quotes.

[Biodegradable]

12 hours ago, amnion said:

I love going on decades old forums and finding the best old post

 

My old forum had a similar situation because it had been around for nearly 10 years by the time I had joined it, so referencing hilarious old posts and other kinds of forum-related events and shenanigans was pretty commonplace. :^)

[Kabal9955]

"Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world" -Unknown person in the internet

[stridertech]

"schimp schwamp i kill the EEEEVIL scamp. no tricksters here, trickity trick."

 

- me