Make a funny quote.

[DoomGuy999]

"Hey guys, umm, cough cough, fam can I get yo attention please? SKIBIDI SIGMA OHIO GYATT AMONGUS IMPOSTOR FANUM TAX FORTNITE SIGMA GYATT VICTORY ROYALE WHAT THE DOG DOIN RIZZ"

-Imp born after 2012

[EraserheadBaby]

"Let's blow some lines off the ocean floor"

- Motley Crue, probably. 

Edited March 19 by EraserheadBaby
slightly tighter and more descriptive wording

[leejacksonaudio]

"Tip toe...through the two imps..."

 - Tiny Tim playing DOOM for the first time

[Sonikkumania]

- Slava Prussia

General Giorgi von Panzerfaust, commander of the 11th Atlantean Shocktroopers, 1944. He and his lover were cornered and later executed by the Tartarian 5th Cossack army led by Major Z. Z. Custer. The events worked as an inspiration for the succesful Atari2600 video game "Custer's Revenge".

[Li'l devil]

"Doom" - John Carmack & John Romero, circa 1993

[Scoutdy]

"Well Mr freeman, I guess we can call thisyour, half life."

 

-gman from popular source game, garry's mod

 

 

Edited March 20 by Scoutdy
spelling mistakes

[ＤΞＬＴΛ]

"i'm literally fucking staff and not even i can see it"

 

-a discord moderator trying to fix a problem with channels not appearing, moments before realizing that they made the most out-of-context quote in the history of that server

[DiceByte]

“You’re right- I have short term memory loss… you’re right- I have short term memory loss.” -Duke Nukem