The Above Avatar is Fighting You. How Screwed Are You?

[thecringefactor]

Title is self explanatory. I got this idea from a few other forums I’ve been in. 
 

You can react with a 1-10 plus why you’re’ screwed, a quote of what you’d exclaim, an explanation of your battle strategy, etc.

I’d just provide one or two sentences of why or why not you’d be in danger fighting the above avatar to keep each post full of substance.

[Merry Widow]

10+ You wouldn't hurt an old granny wearing glasses would you?

[DSC]

Of all the letters of the alphabet, W is one of the ones that I really wouldn't want to be shot at my face at great speeds. Look at how many sharp edges it has!

[MrFroz]

Wouldn't want to be dragged over to the dark side.

[OniriA]

I always try to steer clear from creepy white men who look at me like that. 

Edited July 5, 2023 by OniriA

[thiccyosh]

Not very it seems, but who knows. You might be built like a fridge below your shirt and can crush me like a soda can. I sure as hell wouldn't mind.

[leejacksonaudio]

Not sure how dangerous a fluffy dinosaur would be. 6.0 on the Richter scale.

[Shakariki Heisenberg]

10+ looks like he can beat the living shit out of me

[KubaloBlackMT]

Probably a 1: They only ever go as far as complaining on twitter, and I don't have a twitter so ha!

[PsychEyeball]

Looks like a dark kind of protozoid slimer egg. They were the wimpiest enemy of Duke Nukem 3D. I can devour it.

[Midway64]

3+

 

Just stick a grenade in that mouth and watch them turn their insides inside-out!

 

If that ain't working, just pull out their eye. Easy as that.

[OniriA]

It doesn't look like it could do much harm seeing that it apparently has only one teeth. Having said that, I'm unsure if its mouth has acidic or poisonous qualities.

I'd be cautious at the very least. 5/10. 

 

Edit: Darn' it, got ninja'd.

 

Quote

 

Just stick a grenade in that mouth and watch them turn their insides inside-out!

 

If that ain't working, just pull out their eye.

 

 

Wow, you're way too violent. 

 

Anyway, it seems you're already dying, so even if you're Doomguy you won't be doing much to me in that state and I could just end your misery. 0/10

Edited July 5, 2023 by OniriA

[BrutalDoomisAwesome]

-10 he's too busy thinking to do anything.

[Shakariki Heisenberg]

+5 id prob be distracted by that hat 

[Mr Masker]

I'm too money-pilled to be influenced by Commies. Nice try Marx, but I actually LOVE my corporate overlords. :)

Edited July 5, 2023 by Mr Masker

[SuyaSSS]

Spoiler

I will honestly let the vessel dominate me.

The vessel is a bug so it might be very small. So like 3+. 

[Doominator2]

-5

The worst that could happen is getting shot with a spitball right?

[MFG38]

I wouldn't want to fight that. Not so much because I'd lose but more so because it's too adorable to punch.

[Naarok0fkor]

An MFG38 is even more powerful than a BFG9000...

[SuyaSSS]

10 

He's holding a damn dragon.

[NuMetalManiak]

With a bowl-cut like that I'm not screwed at all.

[SilverMiner]

I'd befriend cacos with beer and send them back

[Jakub Majewski]

I can't tell if it's a bunch of benches, or some kind of bobsled or train.

 

Nonetheless, you take the chainsaw like in the picture. Then it's either 10 or 2.5 depending on who grabs the shotgun first.

[VoanHead]

Nvm, I can take on a couple of letters.

Edited July 5, 2023 by VoanHead

[Jakub Majewski]

Peppino Spaghetti? Yeah, I'm screwed. Don't mess with an Italian man who is really angry and can run up walls.

[Guff dotD]

A lot of these are letters. However, the avatar above me is composed of 3D letters, giving it more edges to potentially attack me with. 6-7.

[Project H]

Its simply a floating symbol with some sharp thing connected to it

 

It could cut me but perhaps i could knock it down

Edited July 5, 2023 by Project H

[OniriA]

How screwed am I? Not much, as pink guy's probably too busy screwing someone else I'll have the chance to kick him really hard in the butt

landing him in the nearest river. Pink guy probably isn't really a good swimmer either so he'll probably end up drowning.  

Edited July 5, 2023 by OniriA

[Cosmic79]

I think I can deal with this.

[LadyMistDragon]

He only can use mortal weapons, with maybe 1 or 2 exceptions. Likely not though.