The Above Avatar is Fighting You. How Screwed Are You?

[Lonespacemarine]

Cat, 2/10 threat 

[LadyMistDragon]

It's not like he's exactly a Warhammer Marine. 4/10

[openroadracer]

I don't know exactly what you are, but I'm figuring I'm dead before I know it.

 

9000/10.

[Maximum Matt]

1/10.

I could take this dude

[LadyMistDragon]

Is that Aragorn? 7/10

Edited July 10, 2023 by LadyMistDragon

[ReaperAA]

RIP me

99999999 x 10^99/10 threat

[Ozcar]

Soldier with a tank?

Yes im screwed

10/10

[Lonespacemarine]

23 minutes ago, Ozcar said:

Soldier with a tank?

Yes im screwed

10/10

Guy with pistol, can shotgun to death and tbag later. 5/10 threat 

[Misty]

Oh...

9/10

[OniriA]

Ah..

 

8/10

 

[Osmosis Bones]

Eh...

 

3/10

[OniriA]

Eww..

 

0/10

[SuyaSSS]

4/10 just a person thinking

Edited July 10, 2023 by SuyaSS

[Dark Pulse]

1/10. It's the last expression they'll ever have.

[Faceman2000]

6.5/10 I don’t trust those eyes or that grin.

[Garland]

Might be screwed? Starts at 4/10 or 5/10 based on creepy smile alone, willingness to fight goes a long way.

EDIT: Based that on the eyes/grin avatar, but I was too slow to post. 1/10 because I don't fear letters in the alphabet

Edited July 10, 2023 by Garland

[xdude_gamer]

10/10 man would rock my shit

 

[No-Man Baugh]

4/10

 

Sure, they're just a word. but it's cropped in such a way that I can't even read what it says in it's entirety, and the mystery greatly hampers my combat skills

 

Spoiler

I mean I know that it probably says "xdude" based off the username, but we ain't basing these fights off of usernames or rank titles now are we?

 

Edited July 10, 2023 by No-Man Baugh

[xdude_gamer]

I don't know what this creature is, but if we're judging by my real life self going up against this creature then we're talking 3/10 because I could probably run from it if I try really hard

[OniriA]

If he's hot, I could try to seduce him (and possibly take care of him later). But if he's a hairy manbearpig that just wants to kill me then I'll have to run or hide in a well fortified/boobytrapped house where he''ll just get impaled, machinegunned or mined the moment he tries to set foot. 

 

For now there's no way to tell from just the name, so I don't know what to expect. I''ll be cautious nonetheless. 5/10 

Edited July 10, 2023 by OniriA

[openroadracer]

Looks like a devious schemer. I might be walking straight into a trap.

7/10.

[Vladguy]

Biker dude. Probably in a gang. Looks like a shovel? I'm probably toast.

[thecringefactor]

squid guy vs doomguy…

 

squid’s still a kid. So 2/10 

[johnboy3434]

Based on my memories of high school, I can kick the shit out of graph paper.

[Manny84]

Fairly sure rainbow lady could explode me with the power of her mind alone, she just has that vibe about her

[openroadracer]

Is that box art from a Deus Ex game? My gut says that's JC Denton from the original Deus Ex at that.

I'm pretty well boned. 9/10.

And if anyone wants to be more sure of my avatar, I've got an old game trailer from 2014 for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OikEQxORLxo

[BrutalDoomisAwesome]

Melt the tires to the road and impale him on the shovel. 6/10

[Project H]

hat probably gives him extra armor but easy to shotgun to death 2/10

[tornado potato]

Very creepy, probably the kind of monster you shoot and shoot but nothing happens, running is the only option 10/10

[OniriA]

Purrrrr 0/10