The Above Avatar is Fighting You. How Screwed Are You?

[Patrick_Plays_Doom]

like 4/10 chance of me getting murdered

[vyruss]

Guy has difficulty distinguishing things from a jar of mayo. 0/10.

[Grungo]

3 minutes ago, vyruss said:

Guy has difficulty distinguishing things from a jar of mayo. 0/10.

SPOOKY ELDER GOD FRIGHTENS AND SCARES GRUNGO, PLEASE NO HURT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[BrutalDoomisAwesome]

Ahhh! Finally a worthy rival for fashion!

 

Edited December 17, 2023 by BrutalDoomisAwesome

[Nikku4211]

I don't think I'd be properly equipped against an imp's fireballs and scratching. 7/10

[OniriA]

You are merely..toiletpaper. 0/10

Edited December 17, 2023 by OniriA

[Walter confetti]

I don't know her, but since my avatars are always a power-up recently, so... A lot?

[Noiser]

I can't see shit 8/10

[No-Man Baugh]

Rating pending until I encounter FIREBLU as a hurtfloor

[LadyMistDragon]

Your head is cool, but it's not going to save you.

 

[OpenRift]

I don't know. She might have some sort of magic, possibly seduction magic based on if my first impressions are correct, in which case, I'm probably emotionally screwed.

[smeghammer]

Ahh the texture from hell... I based a map on it so I guess I'll be ok?

[Voidette]

I think I'm completely screwed lol

[LadyMistDragon]

An eye? This could get hairy.

[IHave10Shells]

Pretty screwed.. I think.

[vyruss]

I don't really feel good even trying to gauge this one.  Just took one look at the dude and he turned into a red husk.

[Sectorslayer]

I’m going to be assimilated by Aztec super computer. 

[DiceByte]

I would never fight the figurine I have to fist bump it it’s the law

[thecringefactor]

My doomguy avatar must also fist bump the other doomguy avatar (it’s the law)

[ReX]

Sadly, I think my Mongol Chieftain stands no reasonable chance in a fight against grooving DooM Guy.

 

(Clever topic, btw.)

[LadyMistDragon]

Probably not very.

[S4turn]

she looks very scary and would probs kill me very quickly

[ReX]

S4turn is, in reality, a shoggoth from the Cthulhu Mythos. Therefore, a mere Mongol Chieftain has absolute no hope of victory.

[DiceByte]

You look like crazy Dave but you have no plants to defend you. You’re dead. For certain.

[Caffeine Freak]

He's clearly been eating his Wheaties. And he has a shotgun and shoulder launcher. I'm probably dead.

 

(Though I believe that screencap is from the end of the first level, where the Slayer doesn't have much in his arsenal, so maybe I got a chance.)

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

I hope he screws me really hard for Xmas

[Herr Dethnout]

For one side, his eyes are really fucked up, for the other I'm not a boxer...

 

 

F for me.

[Garland]

If that isn't Fuse, probably doesn't matter as I'm still in a pretty bad situation. Machinegun sewers/10

[Cruduxy Pegg]

All I need is to show a mirror to win

[DankMetal]

It looks like a cheap halloween decoration

3 spooky scary skeletons out of 10