The Above Avatar is Fighting You. How Screwed Are You?

[OniriA]

Thanks for letting me know, I"ll have dinner with you but will be prepared to take care of you after. 5/10

 

Edited October 18, 2023 by OniriA

[Lila Feuer]

I will lull you into a false sense of security. 😉 1/10

[Ralseiwithagun]

So since pyro sees everything as kid friendly he wouldn’t see you as suggestive as you actually are, therefore, not getting horny, he also has a flamethrower and is a smaller variant of the real pyro, making him harder to hit 

4/10

[OniriA]

I'll give him such a big thumbs up that he will have no choice but to do a thumbs up in return.

 

Once he does that I"ll just sit on him and crush him under my ass. 3/10

Edited October 18, 2023 by OniriA

[Ralseiwithagun]

Then I will go up through your insides and light you on fire from the inside, didn’t expect that did you

 

2.5/10

[HeatedChocolate]

This pyro is smol, easy victory
2.5/10, might have a tiny axe

[LadyMistDragon]

who is this drawn animal? 2/10

[OniriA]

1 hour ago, Lila Feuer said:

I will lull you into a false sense of security. 😉 1/10

 

I will use the powers of nocturnal music to

Spoiler

turn you into my muse.

 

54 minutes ago, TheNoiseClassicDooMfan said:

Then I will go up through your insides and light you on fire from the inside, didn’t expect that did you

 

I will unleash a fart so deadly and toxic that it will evaporate your existence on an atomic scale. Didn't expect that did you?

 

42 minutes ago, LadyMistDragon said:

who is this drawn animal? 2/10

 

Don't smoke crack and you"ll be just fine.

0/10

Edited October 18, 2023 by OniriA

[nolongeramnion]

the dictator hat tells me they might put up a fight 5/10

Edited October 21, 2023 by amnion

[Majin]

I HATE CHIYO

[Xyzzу]

Would destroy me by coolness alone.

[DiceByte]

On 10/19/2023 at 5:21 AM, Lila Feuer said:

Edited October 21, 2023 by DiceByte

[Wavy]

Doomguy wouldn't fight an innocent civilian like me, surely

[DiceByte]

Yes I would this is a fight to the death.

Edited October 21, 2023 by DiceByte

[Lila Feuer]

Pfft, draw my blood and it'll backfire spectacularly in the form of crimson tendrils that'll lash out, ensnare and then rip you to gory shreds. 0/10

[OniriA]

You will have more advantages with having me alive then to just kill me. 5/10

Edited October 21, 2023 by OniriA

[DoomGuy999]

1 hour ago, OniriA said:

You will have more advantages with having me alive then to just kill me. 5/10

A bfg blast from far away, some rockets, and entering the gzdoom command console to put life in freeze mode only to get some plasma bolts.

 

 

Don't mess with doomguy. How could you ever fight back?

[Amaruψ]

Apart from getting into a merry-go-round every 5 seconds, eh. I'll manage.

[Amaruψ]

1 hour ago, DiceByte said:

Yes I would this is a fight to the death.

 

He's literally on Mars for not firing on civilians and assaulting the officer who commanded him to.

 

You just contradicted yourself into a checkmate my good man :(

[Lila Feuer]

15 minutes ago, DoomGuy999 said:

A bfg blast from far away, some rockets, and entering the gzdoom command console to put life in freeze mode only to get some plasma bolts.

 

Don't mess with doomguy. How could you ever fight back?

 

He would need cheats to defeat him? Sounds like a skill issue.

[MrBlaskovitz]

Easy 2/10 fight

Just throw a medium sized liquor bottle at baseball pitcher level speeds at their head and done.

[Lila Feuer]

Hah, is this some kind of a joke? The PS2 can't throw things. Now, my turn. brings down a baseball bat with nails in it. -1/10

[MrBlaskovitz]

You see those moving dots?

7 balls of pure steel.
Could knock you out in a second considering the speed of them moving.
1/10

[OniriA]

Simple, just turn off the tv. 0/10

[Sonikkumania]

*unloads magazine* hehe pistol go bam bam

[NiGHTS108]

My body will most likely instantly turn into a thin red mist
Also he has a pistol, hehe pistol go bam bam, indeed

[stridertech]

if the mf can fly i am so fucked. 9/10

[OniriA]

He already looks coked out of his mind.

Lock him up sherrif, he's a crack junky doing illegal drugs.

 

*Mission Completed*  +900$ 

 

0/10

Edited October 21, 2023 by OniriA

[Garland]

I'm probably fine unless they have Psycho Power or other shenanigans (teleportation, telekinesis, massive +frames on block). Tuesday/10

[DoomGuy999]

10 minutes ago, Garland said:

I'm probably fine unless they have Psycho Power or other shenanigans (teleportation, telekinesis, massive +frames on block). Tuesday/10

 

6 hours ago, Lila Feuer said:

 

He would need cheats to defeat him? Sounds like a skill issue.

Doomguy used cheats because he had a brain to tamper with the universe. Also he could probably win with a pistol blast.

 

 

Anyway, unless the hair would tangle up doomguy, the slayer would win against a strong man. Plus the doom blade could cut through anything.