Laying the myths and misconceptions to rest...

[Noiser]

I like to think that Doomguy only care about killing demons. It makes it a lot funnier lol

[LadyMistDragon]

I thought the declaration of Doomguy being a virgin was always absurd. Does anyone seriously expect me to believe the ultimate chad never paid for a hooker or two whilst off-duty?

[OniriA]

What a load of bollocks. 

Edited August 1, 2023 by OniriA

[OliveTree]

I do want to clarify somewhat that this thread doesnt confirm that Doom Guy fucks, just that John Carmack never claimed he was a virgin

[Caffeine Freak]

14 minutes ago, LadyMistDragon said:

I thought the declaration of Doomguy being a virgin was always absurd. Does anyone seriously expect me to believe the ultimate chad never paid for a hooker or two whilst off-duty?

 

Bold to assume he'd have to pay to slay.

[Craneo]

I actually thought that was canon and it was an actual quote from the devs lmfao [me am dumb]

[prfunky]

2 hours ago, LadyMistDragon said:

I thought the declaration of Doomguy being a virgin was always absurd...

 

2 hours ago, OliveTree said:

I do want to clarify somewhat that this thread doesnt confirm that Doom Guy fucks,...

 

Spoiler

 

Rumor was dispelled years ago...

 

[heliumlamb]

anybody who states that John Doom Guy has anything other than demon destruction on the mind is actively engaging in volcel erasure.

[ShallowB]

Maybe the real virgin Doom guys were the friends we made along the way.

Edited August 1, 2023 by ShallowB

[Helm]

Doomguy doesn't fuck. He's a peeping tom, though. 

[Maximum Matt]

He certainly gets more than Duke Nukem.  And he doesn't brag about it

[ShallowB]

1 hour ago, Helm said:

Doomguy doesn't fuck. He's a peeping tom, though. 

[Kroc]

7 hours ago, Noiser said:

I like to think that Doomguy only care about killing demons. It makes it a lot funnier lol

 

"Could this man be one of my people?"

 

[Astar]

3 hours ago, ShallowB said:

One of the best comments on this thread

[TheHambourgeois]

[SPG]

On 8/1/2023 at 1:23 AM, prfunky said:

 

 

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Rumor was dispelled years ago...

 

Wasn't every fan-made mod supposed to be canon in the Doom multiverse? If so, then the above is unfortunately true.