What Chocolate is Best Chocolate?

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

🎶 Well I got to thinkin' 'bout chocolate today
White chocolate, dark chocolate, it's all chocolate anyway
I'll take whatever's handed to me
But the shit always melts 'fore it gets to me

Got a big shipment from the Cadbury bunny
Gotta admit the package smelled a little funny
I got a bad feeling in my stomach's pit
Sure 'nuff, a box full of liquid rabbit shit

 

Just another reason to hate Texas 🎶 

Edited August 25, 2023 by TheMagicMushroomMan

[ChaseC7527]

1 minute ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

🎶 Well I got to thinkin' 'bout chocolate today
White chocolate, dark chocolate, it's all chocolate anyway
I'll take whatever's handed to me
But the shit always melts 'fore it gets to me

Got a big shipment from the Cadbury bunny
Gotta admit the package smelled a little funny
I gotta bad feeling in my stomach's pit
Sure 'nuff, a box full of liquid rabbit shit

 

Just another reason to hate Texas 🎶 

hey whats wrong with texas!

[Dark Pulse]

1 hour ago, ChaseC7527 said:

hey whats wrong with texas!

Something about all your ex's living there?

[Ash4ash]

Choclate = Choclate

Chocolate Good

All Chocolate Good Chocolate

All Chocolate Same Chocolate

*USSR Music starts playing*

[Codename_Delta]

Belgian chocolate. 

 

Chocolate orange is pretty nice too.

Edited August 25, 2023 by Codename_Delta

[durian]

I eat a lot of chocolate, occasionally make my own, but nothing below 90% - sweet chocolate, like sweet coffee, tastes awful to me.

[TheEvilGrin]

Wait, some people actually like white chocolate ? huh
The real best chocolate is dark chocolate around 65% with hazelnut in it

[Ash4ash]

2 hours ago, TheEvilGrin said:

Wait, some people actually like white chocolate ? huh
The real best chocolate is dark chocolate around 65% with hazelnut in it

white chocolate tastes good, I don't think I have had white chocolate many times, Milk is a classic, Dark chocolate is the BEST.

Especially with something salty.

Edited August 25, 2023 by Ash4ash

[Ash4ash]

1 hour ago, salmonthefish said:

I only eat Milk Chocolate. In general, I don't understand how you can eat dark chocolate, it's not even tasty

unlike milk chocolate, when you eat dark chocolate you let it sit on your tounge because it has many layers of flavor

[Fonze]

My choice for best 🤤🤤🫠

 

I like that chocolate this dark doesn't interfere with the taste of other stuffs like drinks/etc (and I like this particular brand over others), but any chocolate is awesome to me

[TheCaneOfTheTophat]

On 8/25/2023 at 4:52 AM, Dark Pulse said:

When I was little, this is how I would eat my Easter chocolate. Mom would get me a hollow rabbit, put it in a Ziploc bag, and bash it up with a hammer, then freeze it. I would then enjoy the rabbit, frozen.

So I'm not the only one! Frozen chocolate is delightful, it's harder to chew, meaning it lasts longer, meaning you get to taste and savor it for longer, and it doesn't instantly melt when left out for 1 minute. Though, I only freeze chocolates on the darker/cocoa-heavy side. White chocolate doesn't need to be frozen.

[Biz!]

I love eating creme chocolates when I get my hands on them, but if that doesn't count, then any chocolate is good!

[OniriA]

On 8/24/2023 at 6:05 PM, leejacksonaudio said:

Today, I got to thinking about chocol..

 

No!

[Mr. Freeze]

High % dark chocolate, the bitterer the better. 

[leejacksonaudio]

I got a break in the brutal Texas heat and had Amazon ship me some Ruby Chocolate:

 

https://www.amazon.com/Chocolove-Ruby-Cacao-bar-BARS/dp/B07SQ4JSKK

 

The stuff's not bad. It's a little low on the food chain, being only 34% cacao content, but the chocolate profile is very interesting. It's very fruit-ish - I hesitate to use the word fruity, or you'll be thinking it tastes like berries or bananas. Nothing could be further from the truth. No, it's just got a taste that's reminiscent of fruit without tasting like any specific fruit. I'd eat it again if someone gave it to me, but at $1.86 an ounce, I've had my fill for now.

[Chesspionage]

Bournville dark chocolate.  Only 40% cocoa content, but amazing nonetheless.

[DoomGuy999]

On 8/24/2023 at 5:35 PM, LoneAlpha2401 said:

It's this and you can't convince me otherwise.

I love those! I prefer milk or white flavor chocolate version.

[DoomGuy999]

On 8/24/2023 at 5:36 PM, Dynamo said:

None - I do not like chocolate. :(

How? How can you not like chocolate? Why? What's wrong with it?