Enchanted Portals, a "Cuphead-like" game, to release September 6 after a long inactivity

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

16 hours ago, Spooner5020 said:

I thought the porn parody was Cockhead? Yes it exists. No I’ve not played it and have no desire to.

I just Googled it, it actually looks better than this game here. It's not really pornographic at all, just silly and crude. Even the Steam description says it contains no sexual content, just genitals.

[Murdoch]

50 minutes ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

Even the Steam description says it contains no sexual content, just genitals

 

This sentence made me burst out laughing for reasons i don't understand. 

[Jello]

58 minutes ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

I just Googled it, it actually looks better than this game here. It's not really pornographic at all, just silly and crude. Even the Steam description says it contains no sexual content, just genitals.

It actually does, the animation is far better than Enchanted Portals. I watched the release date trailer twice, and it's really boring. There's absolutely nothing that grabs my attention, it looks like a Flash game that I would've closed out of after five minutes back in 2001. 

 

But Cockhead made me reminisce about Assy McGee:

 

 

I really miss the stupid mishmash era of Adult Swim.

 

https://www.adultswim.com/videos/assy-mc-gee/game-of-death

Edited September 8, 2023 by Jello

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

5 hours ago, Murdoch said:

 

This sentence made me burst out laughing for reasons i don't understand. 

Haha, it's pretty safe to look up if you want to see the Steam page for it. It's pretty much completely innocent.

 

5 hours ago, Jello said:

It actually does, the animation is far better than Enchanted Portals. I watched the release date trailer twice, and it's really boring. There's absolutely nothing that grabs my attention, it looks like a Flash game that I would've closed out of after five minutes back in 2001. 

 

But Cockhead made me reminisce about Assy McGee:

 

 

I really miss the stupid mishmash era of Adult Swim.

 

https://www.adultswim.com/videos/assy-mc-gee/game-of-death

I can't watch it with sound right now, but I skipped right to the part where he "drank" from the tankard. But yeah, I would have probably got Cockhead if the reviews were better. I really needed to see a trailer where a penis with a rocket launcher battles penis pirates. Maybe the developers will put some love into it. It seems like the controlls are stiff according to the reviews, so it's a hard sell. Also, hope you've been doing well @Jello.

Edited September 8, 2023 by TheMagicMushroomMan

[Jello]

12 hours ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

Haha, it's pretty safe to look up if you want to see the Steam page for it. It's pretty much completely innocent.

 

I can't watch it with sound right now, but I skipped right to the part where he "drank" from the tankard. But yeah, I would have probably got Cockhead if the reviews were better. I really needed to see a trailer where a penis with a rocket launcher battles penis pirates. Maybe the developers will put some love into it. It seems like the controlls are stiff according to the reviews, so it's a hard sell. Also, hope you've been doing well @Jello.

I think you'd enjoy Assy McGee, it hits just the right chords of stupid, satirical, and brilliant. And I've been doing fine, ups and downs, mostly in the middle. But I do hope you're doing okay as well, it seems like you've been posting here more lately, which is really nice. Seeing that sad little Sylvester Stallone brightens my day.