What are you?

[act]

a mistake

[Async Unicorn]

I am async vanilla unicorn!! =)
(also schizo and geek)

Edited September 23, 2023 by Vanilla+Unicorn

[Murdoch]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok...

[THEBaratusII]

I am a redhead!

[Mr. Freeze]

I'm a God-fearing, freedom-loving, Democrat-voting, game-playing, red blooded, two-fisted American. SHARE IF YOU AGREE 

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

i am who i want to be and i wont let the haters silence me. i am the face you see at nite that haunts you when u want to sleep. i am a king and kings never die. so hold your tongue or i will sentence you.

[Daytime Waitress]

I'm a kid now.

No, wait.

I'm a squid now.

[LadyMistDragon]

I'm a niece of Lilith or something. Not like my hillbilly parents ever told me or anything, but yep, I'm apparently a nephilim. Goes back 25 generations though.

[Lila Feuer]

HELLO, MY NAME IS HUMAN, AND I CAME DOWN FROM THE STAAAAAAARS.

[Amaruψ]

I'm a wolf, and an utter disappointment to my parents. 

 

Nah not really, I'm on good terms with them.

[Ralseiwithagun]

Pyro doing thumbs up👍

[MS-06FZ Zaku II Kai]

I am a machine, designed to opress those whose souls are bound by gravity. Tremble before the might of ZEON!!!!

[Midway64]

I'm human, just one that has been biologically augmented into a super-soldier with cool armor and all that shit.

But the augmentation itself has a high chance of killing the user, that's why there was less than 50 surviving SPARTAN-IIs.

 

Oh, and the armor can ALSO JACK YOU O-

[OniriA]

26 minutes ago, Midway64 said:

Oh, and the armor can ALSO JACK YOU O-

 

Ok, calm down sir. Stay where you are. 

I just got a call that you jacked off in public.

 

I'm a police officer with the federal state department of justice and you're officially under arrest for violating the public order.

Edited September 23, 2023 by OniriA

[act]

1 hour ago, Mr. Freeze said:

I'm a God-fearing, freedom-loving, Democrat-voting, game-playing, red blooded, two-fisted American. SHARE IF YOU AGREE 

why'd you have to include the bit about "fists"

[Alt3000]

Im La Masa from 100% Lucha 

[MrFroz]

I'm a virus with shoes.

[Kuro_mahoh]

I'm me

[ant]

I am an ant!

[Daytime Waitress]

33 minutes ago, Kuro_mahoh said:

I'm me

 

You sure about that, bucko?

[average rodent]

Yesterday I found out that I am 0.1% Austrian, you know what that means.

[Kuro_mahoh]

1 hour ago, Daytime Waitress said:

 

You sure about that, bucko?

I'm me 😎

[bsharp]

☐ Human
☑ Other, please specify: ____________

[Gaia74]

a accident

[ducon]

I am not a number.

I am a free man.

[Tetzlaff]

14 hours ago, thiccyosh said:

I don't actually exist. I am a stray conscience that has been put on a rail, following a path with no meaning attached to it. Every choice I make is an illusion, since the goal has been set in stone from the start. Once my job is done, I will fade into the starry sky. Leaving nothing, but some remains and memories behind.

 

So I am a NPC.

 

 

I thought Hindu.

[Osmosis Bones]

 

[jmpt16]

7 hours ago, Daytime Waitress said:

 

You sure about that, bucko?

Is that a motherfucking Serial Experiments: Lain reference?!

[Walter confetti]

Classy Everything Else thread.

If post hell still existed, this one surely was sended there...

[OniriA]

I am both your mom and your dad.