What are you?

[SpaceCat_2001]

im the epitome of legalized war crimes

[Xaser]

I AM A XASER

[Pechudin]

It would have to be someone with a Lain PFP sking that question.

[Classic SSG Enjoyer]

A DoomTuber

[OniriA]

34 minutes ago, Pechudin said:

It would have to be someone with a Lain PFP sking that question.

 

I'd rather go for Slain instead.

 

[Stupid Bunny]

Disappointed that "a miserable little pile of secrets" isn't in this poll

[SteelPH]

A man.

[OliveTree]

im pacman

[Herr Dethnout]

I'm TheMagicMushroomMan, but only with the depressed part.

[SuyaSSS]

I am... I am ALL OF ME

I am... I am ALL OF ME

[Rancid Sam]

I'm an angel being punished with human form.

I hate pooping so God damn much.

[Redneckerz]

I'm FIREBLU, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
I'm FIREBLU, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di

 

I have a FIREBLU house with a FIREBLU window
FIREBLU is the colour of all that I wear
FIREBLU are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so FIREBLU
FIREBLU are the people here that walk around
FIREBLU like my Corvette, it's in and outside
FIREBLU are the words I say and what I think
FIREBLU are the feelings that live inside me

[Solmyr]

I'm me, myself and i.

[Cammy]

I had to look it up. According to DoomWiki, I am a Doom composer and mapper, who has been active since 2020.

[OniriA]

3 hours ago, Redneckerz said:

I'm FIREBLU, da ba dee da ba di

 

I'm da Scatmaan, beee bada badabaap, bee bada badabaap!

 

 

Oh fuck, it's the wrong song.. Its the one that go's "Da ba dee da da deee" instead!

 

 

God I'm so glad to have grown up in the 90's.

 

^{Ps: I knew what song you referenced, I just wanted an excuse to post both songs. *grin*}

Edited September 24, 2023 by OniriA

[Chesspionage]

I would have said that I am ‘42’ , but I am not a number I am a free man!

[Chesspionage]

6 hours ago, OniriA said:

 

I'd rather go for Slain instead.

 

We can all aspire to be Slaine. Awesome doesn’t even begin to sum him up. 

[Sharessa]

I am a meat popsicle.

[DRON12261]

[Doom Wads]

I'm the danger Skyler

[DoomPlayer00]

I'm that one former human stuck inside an inaccessible secret, therefore blocking the player from getting 100% kills.

[Xvoom]

Crack.

[DiceByte]

I am a wuss, that or Doom 3 is actually terrifying.

Edited September 24, 2023 by DiceByte
I over exaggerated

[DiceByte]

I am terrified of Doom 3 andI love Doom 1993, Doom II and Roblox, to be exact.

[Biodegradable]

• I am vengeance, I am the night. I am... BATMAN!
• I am Andrew Ryan, and I am here to ask you a question
• I am government man, come from the government, the government has sent me.
• I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam.
• 🎵I aaaaam the one and oooonlyyyyyy🎵 [killer opening guitar riff]

[Ralseiwithagun]

I am a tf2 enthusiast

[vyruss]

I am... a free man.  And you, are no longer my father!

[BonJoviStatue]

I'm a person.

[houston]

Way back in the 70's, the U.S. shadow government's space program discovered an anomaly in a nebula an undisclosed distance from the planet Earth: a constant storm of lightning, space wind, and the prenatal hot plasma of a star. Utilising their probe's radiology instruments, they discovered some kind of pattern within the energy and came to the conclusion it must be a message left by a yet-undiscovered alien civilisation. Utilising their best technology available at the time, and the assistance of the Blorcondesc Union they were able to set out on a successful mission to safely contain this lightning undisturbed within a transparent, hermetically-sealed container.

 

What they discovered shook the foundations of (the shadow government's) scientific world. Encoded within that sparky gas were memories of an entire world, a long and broad sequence of events, a will to remain, with a mind of its own. They had found an entire brain! At present this gaseous brain is still being studied at a laboratory within a site even more private than Area 51. An NIC has been connected to this storm in a bottle to the end of attempting to communicate with this lifeform, but so far, nothing has come out of it but nonsensical data packets directed to random internet addresses.

Edited September 25, 2023 by houston

[Majin]

im an industry plant