How is the average Doomworld user?

[Amaruψ]

Homosexuals who cannot get enough of Cyberdemon's glutes.

[jmpt16]

3 hours ago, RDETalus said:

Weirdest thing to me is how are young kids (zoomers) still getting into Doom and Doom II

Zoomer here, tried Doom 1 and 2, liked it, tried 2016 and Eternal, sucked at it, went back to 1 and 2.

 

I'd be lying however if I said the mods didn't help me stick to OG Doom.

[jmpt16]

9 hours ago, average rodent said:

What is their age range

REALLY wide, like, 15-50+

9 hours ago, average rodent said:

what are their political leanings

Dunno honestly. 

9 hours ago, average rodent said:

religious beliefs

Christian, because nothing is more Christian than killing Hellspawn /s

9 hours ago, average rodent said:

what ethnic group

well Doomguy is (presumably) white so the player would also have to be white. If a black person played as Doomguy, that would be inaccurate! /s

9 hours ago, average rodent said:

what do they wear

Standard UAC Marine armor. 

9 hours ago, average rodent said:

what is their sexuality

At least Bi. I mean, have you SEEN Doomguy's cake?

9 hours ago, average rodent said:

what are their hobbies besides playing and modding DooM?

Presumably, talking about DooM. That's what Doomworld is for.

[Eurisko]

    
 

 

[Shakariki Heisenberg]

5 hours ago, Amaruψ said:

Homosexuals who cannot get enough of Cyberdemon's glutes.

isnt the cyberdemon a female?

[Amaruψ]

31 minutes ago, Shakariki Heisenberg said:

isnt the cyberdemon a female?

 

He's genderfluid.

[ThatKidBobo]

%45 zoomer

%45 boomer

%10 non-human

[Gothic]

2 hours ago, Shakariki Heisenberg said:

isnt the cyberdemon a female?

No, but the Spider Mastermind is

[Shakariki Heisenberg]

19 minutes ago, Gothic said:

No, but the Spider Mastermind is

ohhhhhhhh ok

[ThatKidBobo]

cyberdemon has that "I need more bullets"

[OniriA]

Average Doomworlder in their fantasy:

 

 

 

Average Doomworlder in reality:

 

[june gloom]

The average Doomworlder is about 30, slightly left of center, and somewhat disconnected from notions of gender.

 

Of course, this is the average -- as in, it's the middle point between two ends of a spectrum. Most people are on either side of that.

[LoatharMDPhD]

On 10/1/2023 at 1:46 AM, RDETalus said:

Weirdest thing to me is how are young kids (zoomers) still getting into Doom and Doom II

// Core GamePlay criteria met on obsolete hardware even in the year 2000... with open source code, in native C (even though its Linux Based Source {I'm one of those Assholes})... move fast, FPS to the Maximum.. Simple or Convoluted Combat puzzles with known restrictions on physics, monster durability, RNJesus,  etc. and at the end of it all... heavy metal music and the triumphe of good over evil... with science fiction and fanservice from 20-year olds living the life of pioneers way back in the yonder of the memory banks...  the stuff of legends; in Soviet Union they give you Medals for this.. Medals Boris...

 

I Rest My PC-Case...

Edited October 4, 2023 by LoatharMDPhD
// Thread Closed Due to Truth-Bomb...

[Shakariki Heisenberg]

On 10/1/2023 at 2:46 AM, RDETalus said:

Weirdest thing to me is how are young kids (zoomers) still getting into Doom and Doom II

i personally just enjoy playing retro games in general and then found doom but i think more KIDS are playing doom cus of fucking myhouse.pk3 

[Klickach]

On 10/2/2023 at 1:57 AM, june gloom said:

The average Doomworlder is about 30, slightly left of center, and somewhat disconnected from notions of gender.

 

Of course, this is the average -- as in, it's the middle point between two ends of a spectrum. Most people are on either side of that.

Two ends of spectrum:

30 year old heterosexual christian man

Or

15 year old *insert any sexuality here* atheist femboy

[Mr. Freeze]

My face:

 

My soul:

 

Edited October 4, 2023 by Mr. Freeze

[Klickach]

11 hours ago, Shakariki Heisenberg said:

i personally just enjoy playing retro games in general and then found doom but i think more KIDS are playing doom cus of fucking myhouse.pk3 

OoOOOoOooOhHHh mYhOUSE.pk3 is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCAAAaaaAaAry

[Lila Feuer]

@Mr. Freeze I am down bad for your soul rn.

[OniriA]

2 hours ago, Mr. Freeze said:

My soul:
 

 

 

Lord, safeguard me from this hideous abomination from the dephs of Hell.

Edited October 4, 2023 by OniriA

[CARRiON]

I have arms, a tongue, several brain cells. With decisions like sharp pains, I sleep irregularly.

[Guff dotD]

When most people are answering this thread, they are usually describing who the average Doomworld user is (i.e. what characteristics do they possess?)

 

But the OP clearly asks 'How' is the average DW user.

 

Right now, I'm tired.

[OniriA]

2 hours ago, Guff dotD said:

But the OP clearly asks 'How' is the average DW user.

 

Speaking for myself, I'm sick with a sore throat today (had to call in sick for work as my job requires me to be active on the phone).

Could use a tantric massage aswell.

Edited October 5, 2023 by OniriA

[Shakariki Heisenberg]

Ive been eating the same food for like a month so im kinda idk how to explain that feeling im just bored of eating the same food.
also i havent eaten anything for like 2 days so im hungry as fuck. so im doing alright ig

[Lila Feuer]

@OniriA I'm sorry to hear that, wishing you a speedy recovery!

 

@Shakariki Heisenberg Could you maybe elaborate what's going on here? Sounds a little concerning tbh.

 

As for myself I'm fine, I think, considering everything's that's happened a year ago.

[Shakariki Heisenberg]

7 minutes ago, Lila Feuer said:

 

@Shakariki Heisenberg Could you maybe elaborate what's going on here? Sounds a little concerning tbh.

im sometimes like just too lazy to get up and make me some food so i just dont eat lmao
and the same food im eating is like its not like cup ramen or some instant food its like pretty alright food fr

[Shakariki Heisenberg]

yk the post is asking how the averge doomworld user is doing but the real question is
Why is the average doomworld user Why?

[Lila Feuer]

17 minutes ago, Shakariki Heisenberg said:

im sometimes like just too lazy to get up and make me some food so i just dont eat lmao

 

Okay yeah I'm guilty of this myself actually, but it's actually due to my upbringing (I was poor for one) so I'm more or less conditioned to go hours of a day before my appetite wakes up. I'm rarely starving out the gate when I wake up.

[Naarok0fkor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVIQoed344w&ab_channel=aKing

 

[OniriA]

44 minutes ago, Lila Feuer said:

OniriA I'm sorry to hear that, wishing you a speedy recovery!

 

Thanks, appreciate it 🖤

 

1 hour ago, Shakariki Heisenberg said:

also i havent eaten anything for like 2 days 

 

That sounds worrisome and not healthy at all. Take care of yourself.

[Betelgeuse]

2 hours ago, OniriA said:

sore throat

Sore throat is the worst.