Burdens of Mortality

[Azuris]

I had to stand up tonight, because i had somehow to feed the Toilet

At the Morning the same and now after two Coffees i am again on the Toilet

 

It is not the first Time i am thinking that this Time Wasters are a Burden of my Mortality.

 

Same with eating, it is often something you have to do, but i could leave it at all if i could

I was even "eating" for a Month one of those "Meal Drinks" that was supposed to exchange your Meals.

But my primitive Instincts just wanted to bite into something XP

 

Do you have such Stuff, that you see as a "Burden of Mortality"?

 

[OniriA]

47 minutes ago, Azuris said:

I had to stand up tonight, because i had somehow to feed the Toilet

At the Morning the same and now after two Coffees i am again on the Toilet

 

 

Sounds like you got the diarrhea, ewww....

 

Stay away from me.

 

^{*Kssshht, Ksssht, ksssht* (Lily flowers Aerosol sounds)*}

 

PS: Your body is a temple that needs nourishment (healthy food). Sleep is a divine blessing to refresh your body from toxins.

Edited October 5, 2023 by OniriA

[RataUnderground]

Perfectly normal doomworld post.

[natashanightmare]

This thread is approved by skibidi toilet

[OliveTree]

enough about burdens: what are the benefits of mortality ?

 

for one: sometimes taking a shit is downright therapeutic, a statement i cannot imagine an immortal god being or an inanimate object agreeing with

[Clippy]

This thread is definitely a burden

[Ludi]

least insane doomworld user

[thiccyosh]

"Man, this human form is limiting."

[Lila Feuer]

Sounds like you don't handle coffee too well. I'm glad I'm one of those who's completely unaffected by it, considering the volume I consume on a regular basis.

[Bengaltiger1]

so glad I limit my caffeine intake

[Devalaous]

I clicked 'Burdens of Mortality' in the 'Popular Now!' tab thinking it was some new wad. No, no it wasn't..

[Lila Feuer]

3 minutes ago, Devalaous said:

I clicked 'Burdens of Mortality' in the 'Popular Now!' tab thinking it was some new wad. No, no it wasn't..

 

A WAD so hard it gives you severe stomach cramps a minute in of playing.

[Ludi]

[The BMFG]

most mentally sound doomworld user : 

[Eric Claus]

29 minutes ago, Devalaous said:

I clicked 'Burdens of Mortality' in the 'Popular Now!' tab thinking it was some new wad. No, no it wasn't..

 

I thought it was going to be a commentary on our inevitable deaths...but nope wasn't that either.

[OniriA]

Whenever you feel down on yourselves, you can take solace in the fact that everyone has to take a shit sometimes.

Some more then others. 

[Eric Claus]

1 minute ago, OniriA said:

Whenever you feel down on yourselves, you can take solace in the fact that everyone has to take a shit sometimes.

Some more then others. 

 

Indeed, we are all bound together by this function.

[OniriA]

8 minutes ago, Eric Claus said:

Indeed, we are all bound together by this function.

 

It's like we're almost one human family because of that. I feel so connected now.

[Eric Claus]

Just now, OniriA said:

 

It's like we're almost one human family because of that. I feel so connected now.

 

United not in creed or nationality, but by our bodily functions we are indeed one.

["JL" was too short]

1 hour ago, Devalaous said:

I clicked 'Burdens of Mortality' in the 'Popular Now!' tab thinking it was some new wad. No, no it wasn't..

Exactly the same.

Also, this may not be useful to OP because I'm guessing there's a larger underlying philosophical issue of which defecation-related disgruntlement is merely a symptom, but I personally don't find my potty time to be at all a waste (except in the pun-adjacent sense, obviously).  I enjoy stimulating my brain and there's always something I can be reading or thinking about whilst I'm doing the doody.  In these past 10 years or so, I can even take my phone to the toilet if the printed word is no longer enough, though in practice I usually don't.

[Betelgeuse]

2 hours ago, natashanightmare said:

This thread is approved by skibidi toilet

bro, imagine kids in 2035 saying "if you didn't watch skibidi toilet you had no childhood!🤓"

[Dark Pulse]

The easy solution to this: Skeletonism.

 

[Lila Feuer]

OH Dark Pulse is back with another round of his PROPAGANDA. I may be a flesh puppet but rest assured I wasn't created yesterday! Cease this nonsense before I use my mace and pummel you back into the dust of the earth WHERE YOU BELONG.

[OniriA]

@Dark Pulse

 

Stop scaring people in this cheerful feelgood thread full of lotus flowers you scary ass lookin' muthafucka.

[Dark Pulse]

24 minutes ago, OniriA said:

@Dark Pulse

 

Stop scaring people in this cheerful feelgood thread full of lotus flowers you scary ass lookin' muthafucka.

[Caffeine Freak]

Man, that GIF is giving me such a boner.

 

14 hours ago, Azuris said:

I was even "eating" for a Month one of those "Meal Drinks" that was supposed to exchange your Meals.

But my primitive Instincts just wanted to bite into something XP

 

 

I think your primitive instincts are telling you to try and enjoy things that are necessary for your survival. I don't always advise listening to primitive instincts, but in this case, I'd say yours are making a perfectly reasonable suggestion.

Edited October 5, 2023 by Caffeine Freak

[Dark Pulse]

15 minutes ago, Caffeine Freak said:

I think your primitive instincts are telling you to try and enjoy things that are necessary for your survival. I don't always advise listening to primitive instincts, but in this case, I'd say yours are making a perfectly reasonable suggestion.

Also key to remember: Just because it provides the same nutrition does not mean it will provide the same experience.

 

Sure, one of those liquid meal smoothies might have all your body needs, technically, to stay alive. But food is about more than mere nutrition. Some of it is a social aspect. Some of it is mouthfeel. Some of it very much is psychological.

 

And on that note, me talking about all of this is reminding me I really should've eaten a couple of hours ago, so I'm off to make a meal myself.

[Caffeine Freak]

7 minutes ago, Dark Pulse said:

But food is about more than mere nutrition. Some of it is a social aspect. Some of it is mouthfeel. Some of it very much is psychological.

 

Case in point, I'm just sitting down at a bar to a tasty IPA beer. From a nutritional standpoint, there's basically none to be had, but from an enjoyment standpoint, it's a solid 8.5/10.

[Dark Pulse]

33 minutes ago, Caffeine Freak said:

Case in point, I'm just sitting down at a bar to a tasty IPA beer. From a nutritional standpoint, there's basically none to be had, but from an enjoyment standpoint, it's a solid 8.5/10.

And I sat down with a homemade salami sub with some sour cream and onion chips for a side.

 

Along with an ice-cold drink, it's a decent way to forget about the day.

Edited October 5, 2023 by Dark Pulse

[LadyMistDragon]

Dealing with stupid people, and I don't mean just those that lack common sense. If you've ever worked in retail, you've had to deal with some serious thickheads, as well as total jerks. If you have a problem with something, TRY to do at least some work beforehand.

 

On a lighter note, probably the effects of lots of heavy food generally. And much of that is sooo good.

 

More personally are digestive issues that make consumption of hot sauce for instance but other foods besides, a complete no-go.