The main character of your favorite fps game is fighting the above persons favorite games main character, who is winning?

[Ralseiwithagun]

A few things I’d like to say: Gmod is not an fps game so it doesn’t count, if you want to say something outside of the game just say it’s off topic, also be honest and don’t judge

 

my favorite fps game of all time is Half-Life (the first one) I think Gordon could survive pretty long

[Shakariki Heisenberg]

i have alot of fav fps guys but its def DOOMGUY 

i dont know much about half-life but gordon doesnt look that strong imo so doomguy would most likely win

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

You don't stand a chance against Dick Marcinko.

 

"Fucking wind is so cold it would freeze the balls off a fucking polar bear. Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls. Wrap them around your fucking mouth."

 

-Mickey Rourke as Dick

 

Even DOOM Slayer would be afraid of this guy, let alone DOOM Guy.

 

 

[Lila Feuer]

15 minutes ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

You don't stand a chance against Dick Marcinko.

 

"Fucking wind is so cold it would freeze the balls off a fucking polar bear. Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls. Wrap them around your fucking mouth."

 

-Mickey Rourke as Dick

 

Even DOOM Slayer would be afraid of this guy, let alone DOOM Guy.

 

 

Goddamn cock-breath commie motherfuckers!

[The BMFG]

17 minutes ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

You don't stand a chance against Dick Marcinko.

 

"Fucking wind is so cold it would freeze the balls off a fucking polar bear. Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls. Wrap them around your fucking mouth."

 

-Mickey Rourke as Dick

 

Even DOOM Slayer would be afraid of this guy, let alone DOOM Guy.

 

 

i played rogue warrior once, its not even like terrible or anything its just really fucking boring. like i bet this game could put me to sleep at night 

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

7 minutes ago, Lila Feuer said:

Goddamn cock-breath commie motherfuckers!

Cock-breath commie motherfuckers are tough, but I think Dick Marcinko from the game Rogue Warrior could easily beat them.

 

"FUCK PISS GODDAMN SHIT"

 

-Mickey Rourke as Dick

 

 

[Murdoch]

25 minutes ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

Cock-breath commie motherfuckers are tough, but I think Dick Marcinko from the game Rogue Warrior could easily beat them.

 

"FUCK PISS GODDAMN SHIT"

 

-Mickey Rourke as Dick

 

The dialogue is this game is so utterly awful that it circles back to being awesome again. It's like the dialogue was generated by an AI and someone accidentally put the "insufferably douchey teenage edgelord" and "penis references" sliders up to maximum before hitting generate button, no one checked the result, and Rourke was like "Fuck it, I get paid either way" and delivered it like a champ.

Edited October 18, 2023 by Murdoch

[mrthejoshmon]

My pick immediately loses to Dick.

 

Glad to see me fuckers?

 

BANG BANG BANG

 

Send me the bill motherfucking cock suckers!

 

 

Edited October 18, 2023 by mrthejoshmon

[D4NUK1]

I know someone that cut some dick's dickheads on people called dick.

 

[Lila Feuer]

This is now a Rogue Warrior and Dick Marcinko thread.

[Murdoch]

3 minutes ago, D4NUK1 said:

I know someone that cut some dick's dickheads on people called dick.

 

 

 

Heh, playing this game at the moment. Cheesier than an all cheese pizza with cheese sticks on the side, hold the base, but stupidly fun.

[OniriA]

When all of the above mentioned games and their characters were still in their dads ballsack, Pointman was kicking ass like a boss.

 

And he will kick anyones shit because he's a true gunslinger on an uncompromizing and dark mission. So don't fuck with him.

 

Edited October 19, 2023 by OniriA

[Ralseiwithagun]

43 minutes ago, Murdoch said:

 

Heh, playing this game at the moment. Cheesier than an all cheese pizza with cheese sticks on the side, hold the base, but stupidly fun.

 

53 minutes ago, Murdoch said:

 

The dialogue is this game is so utterly awful that it circles back to being awesome again. It's like the dialogue was generated by an AI and someone accidentally put the "insufferably douchey teenage edgelord" and "penis references" sliders up to maximum before hitting generate button, no one checked the result, and Rourke was like "Fuck it, I get paid either way" and delivered it like a champ.

 

1 hour ago, The BMFG said:

i played rogue warrior once, its not even like terrible or anything its just really fucking boring. like i bet this game could put me to sleep at night 

Its fine to go off topic just put “off topic:” (no quotes) at the beginning

Edited October 19, 2023 by TheNoiseClassicDooMfan

[Murdoch]

9 minutes ago, TheNoiseClassicDooMfan said:

Its fine to go off topic just put “off topic:” (no quotes) at the beginning

 

Sir! Yes sir!

Oops, I mistyped, what I meant to say was this... don't tell me or anyone else what to do. Ever.

[Ralseiwithagun]

37 minutes ago, Murdoch said:

 

Sir! Yes sir!

Oops, I mistyped, what I meant to say was this... don't tell me or anyone else what to do. Ever.

Ok

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

“off topic:” (no quotes) does anyone know how to get hdoom to work in brutal doom or project brutality????? i can only get it working on adventures of square but its really weird

[D4NUK1]

you both @Murdoch and @TheMagicMushroomMan are just a bunch of.

 

Spoiler

 

[Murdoch]

48 minutes ago, D4NUK1 said:

you both @Murdoch and @TheMagicMushroomMan are just a bunch of.

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

Extremely manly special forces legends? That's a bit excessive.

OK I will stop now. Enough silliness in one thread.

Edited October 19, 2023 by Murdoch

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

I have never wrapped my big hairy balls around anyone's mouth. What an insane accusation!

[Hellektronic]

Serious Sam could probably armwrestle Duke Nukem and Doomguy at the same time. With both hands tied behind his back, hogtied, in an electric chair, with nuclear bombs about to hit and a tyrannosaurus breaking through the roof.

Let alone Fearguy and Rogue Warriorguy. He could take them all at once.

Random person: "Are you Serious?"

The Seriousest.

Edited October 19, 2023 by Hellektronic

[Mr. Freeze]

Y'all sleeping on my guy Gordon. 

[crusty_charlie]

Postal Dude's just really agitated that Gordon's little rebellion against the Combine is getting in the way of him running errands

[Sonikkumania]

No matter how Postal,

You will never get to experience true S.T.A.L.K.E.R. life in the Pripyat Zone. You will never reach the Heart.

You will never be the Marked One.

[Murdoch]

1 hour ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

I have never wrapped my big hairy balls around anyone's mouth. What an insane accusation!

 

How would you even do that? I don't think they thought about certain physical limitations when they wrote that line. 

[Lila Feuer]

3 hours ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

does anyone know how to get hdoom to work in brutal doom or project brutality?????

 

G(uro)Doom

[yum13241]

So, SimpDoomguy vs regular Doomguy? I think Doomguy clearly wins here.

[DoomPlayer00]

12 hours ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

You don't stand a chance against Dick Marcinko.

 

"Fucking wind is so cold it would freeze the balls off a fucking polar bear. Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls. Wrap them around your fucking mouth."

 

-Mickey Rourke as Dick

 

Even DOOM Slayer would be afraid of this guy, let alone DOOM Guy.

 

 

 

"Rock & roll, motherfuckers. Rock & roll.."

[Mr Masker]

off topic: This thread has just become the Rogue Warrior Fan Thread now, hasn't it?

 

 

Edited October 19, 2023 by Mr Masker