Billy Baron Posted December 14, 2023 Hey everyone, it's me again! Well, it's that time of year again, and I thought that I wasn't going to do anything this year, but it just keeps coming to my attention that I can't even hear you fuc|<!ng guys. Who knows why this is, maybe the Cacowards, maybe Romero's new wad, it could be we're all wiped out from living through COVID-19 booster shots! Nobody can hear that golden Christmas music ringing out! And so, in the tradition of Billy Baron delivering to you Christmas, which I haven't actually done for the last two years, I'm bringing back Billy Baron's DOOM Inspired Christmas. If you look back (use the search feature) you can see what we've done in previous years, see what everyone has said and get an idea of what we're looking for here: DOOM Christmas! DOOM Christmas ][! DOOM Christmas³! The idea is simple enough - we change the real popular lyrics to Christmas songs - to haunted demonic lyrics that will get everybody in a Christmasy killin' mood! Once again, I will demonstrate: Jingle Hell 4 We're smashing a demon skull, Bashing a zombie man. And oer' their bloody corpses, We're laughing all the blood spray! The shotguns go boom boom BOOM! The demons curse our names... The only thing we got this night, Were countless undead demons to fight and fight and fight! Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell - Hell every day! Oh what fun it will be to play DOOM every single day! Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell this very day! Oh won't you smirk and cringe when see us playing DOOM today! What To Do:Add your DOOM inspired Christmas songs down below and we'll see Christmas is done right -- The DOOM way! Or, if you don't want to write a song and have a poem or a Christmasy+DOOMy photo or a story or something, you can use that space to upload and share with everyone, and help make this the best Christmas ever, and to make that Christmas melody loud and clear and bright! As loud and clear and bright as Santa Claus being torn limb from limb as demon fodder! Merry Christmas to everybody in the DOOM Community, and a Happy Holidays to All! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post
scalliano Posted December 23, 2023 (edited) DOOM X The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl - "Fairytale Of New York" It was 93, man The magazines said I'd need a 486 To get this thing to run And I was blown away By all the review scores But all I could do then Was dream about Doom Became a lucky one Got it on PS1 It sounded different But still I carried on So happy birthday We love ya Doomguy You created memories Where all the things went boom It's got guns big as boats It's got demons galore But it's not for the faint-hearted With the guts and the gore When I first laid my hand On that old BFG I knew that some mayhem Was waiting for me It was violent, it was gritty With the graphics so pretty When we'd all finished playing We cried out for more Jack Thompson was crying Mrs. Clinton was lying "It simulates murder" What a big load of shite The ghouls in the Aubrey Hodges choir Were singing "Danny Won" It was time to rip and tear 'Til it was done Yous are dull, yous are cowards Yous don't want things too hard Tiptoeing round bad guys With cover and stealth Cos Halo's for laggards Call Of Duty's for [UNSAFE CONTENT DETECTED] "Cinematic" your arse Your campaigns never last The ghouls in the Aubrey Hodges choir Are singing "Danny Won" So it's time to rip and tear Until it's done And so it's clear to see There's quite a legacy I can't believe we're here Yet still we're playing on 'Cause it's bee thirty years And here's to thirty more What would this industry Have turned into without you The ghouls in the Aubrey Hodges choir's Still singing "Danny Won" Once again, we'll rip and tear Until it's done -------------- RIP Shane MacGowan Edited December 23, 2023 by scalliano 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
TheMagicMushroomMan Posted December 23, 2023 (edited) Here's a dope one by DJ GPT: Verse 1: Listen up y'all, let me tell you a tale 'Bout a game that'll never fail Back in '93, it was the talk of the town Bringing chaos and destruction, ain't no slowing down Enemies everywhere, but I ain't scared Got my BFG, they better beware Doomguy in a thong, don't laugh He'll kick your ass, he's no one's underdog Cacowards and ai-generated awards Motherfucker, we're the lords Of the gaming world, yeah, that's right DOOMtime, we're ready to fight Chorus: One pac, two pac, three pac, four DOOM's the game you can't ignore Terrywads, supah-ass shawty shotgun Arch-vile got the dope, we're never done Call of Duty may be the hype But DOOM 1993, that's the real type Fart-powered meatball, that's just absurd DOOMkid's got skills, his enemies deterred Verse 2: Romero and Carmack, the masterminds Behind this game, they were ahead of their time With r/doom, we're still going strong DOOM's legacy, it'll never be wrong Sure, it was a good game for its time But even now, it's still sublime Sliding through levels, blowing up demons DOOMguy, he's got infinite reasons To kick some ass and take some names DOOMtime, it's never a game Chorus: One pac, two pac, three pac, four DOOM's the game you can't ignore Terrywads, supah-ass shawty shotgun Arch-vile got the dope, we're never done Call of Duty may be the hype But DOOM 1993, that's the real type Fart-powered meatball, that's just absurd DOOMkid's got skills, his enemies deterred Verse 3: Cocaine may fuel some shooters But DOOM's got something even better to offer A powerup to increase your score Satisfying, like never before Two holes, one pac, that's all it takes To defeat enemies and claim our stakes In the land of DOOM, where it's all about skill Not just some flashy graphics, that's the real deal So forget about Call of Duty, it's just booty DOOMtime, that's where it's truly groovy Chorus: One pac, two pac, three pac, four DOOM's the game you can't ignore Terrywads, supah-ass shawty shotgun Arch-vile got the dope, we're never done Call of Duty may be the hype But DOOM 1993, that's the real type Fart-powered meatball, that's just absurd DOOMkid's got skills, his enemies deterred Outro: So there you have it, the tale of DOOM A game that'll make your living room boom With its fast-paced action and classic style DOOMtime's here to stay, it's been worth the while EDIT Awh shit I forgot this was supposed to be a Christmas thing fucking AI giving me alzheimers again Here you go: Verse 1: Tis the season, for some holiday cheer But I'm not feeling jolly, oh dear I'm the DOOM hacker, straight outta r/doom My skills are killer, you'll meet your doom I'll sleigh through your system, like a cyber Santa Leaving no trace, I'm the ultimate hacker I'll code with speed, faster than Rudolph Leaving you clueless, like a lost elf All hail project brutality, my gift to you You'll never see it coming, I can sneak attack you I'll deck your game, with mods divine Bringing chaos and laughter, during this xmas time Chorus: I'm a cold motherfucker Cold, cold motherfucker I can code, motherfucker Code, code motherfucker You can't decode me, motherfucker Decode me, motherfucker Verse 2: I'll light up your screen, with my hacking magic You'll be left speechless, like a cryptic tragic My keyboard is my weapon, my fingers the bullets I'll bring down your system, like a ruthless culprit I'm like the Grinch, stealing all your data But I won't give it back, I'm a ruthless dictator So enjoy your eggnog, while I spread holiday fear I'm the xmas DOOM hacker, with a twisted cheer Chorus: I'm a cold motherfucker Cold, cold motherfucker I can code, motherfucker Code, code motherfucker You can't decode me, motherfucker Decode me, motherfucker Outro: So while you're opening gifts, with joy and delight I'll be wreaking havoc, with all my might All hail DOOM, the game of xmas terror I'm the cold motherfucker, you'll never error. Edited December 23, 2023 by TheMagicMushroomMan 2 Quote Share this post Link to post
Billy Baron Posted December 25, 2023 Wow, guys! That was awesome! ( I've been kind of sick this weekend with the FLU, so forgive me with not coming back on that so quickly ) Keep adding to this, guys! You are doing great, really stoking the spirit of DOOM Christmas! Merry DOOM Christmas to all Doomworld! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post
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