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 Hey everyone, it's me again!
  Well, it's that time of year again, and I thought that I wasn't going to do anything this year, but it 
just keeps coming to my attention that I can't even hear you fuc|<!ng guys. Who knows why this is, maybe the Cacowards, maybe Romero's new wad, it could be we're all wiped out from living through COVID-19 booster shots! Nobody can hear that golden Christmas music ringing out!
 And so, in the tradition of Billy Baron delivering to you Christmas, which I haven't actually done for the last two years, I'm bringing back Billy Baron's DOOM Inspired Christmas. If you look back (use the search feature) you can see what we've done in previous years, see what everyone has said and get an idea of what we're looking for here:

 

DOOM Christmas!


DOOM Christmas ][!


DOOM Christmas³!

 

 

The idea is simple enough - we change the real popular lyrics to Christmas songs - to haunted demonic lyrics that will get everybody in a Christmasy killin' mood!

 

Once again, I will demonstrate:

 

Jingle Hell 4

We're smashing a demon skull,
 Bashing a zombie man.
And oer' their bloody corpses,
 We're laughing all the blood spray!

 

The shotguns go boom boom BOOM!
  The demons curse our names...
The only thing we got this night,
 Were countless undead demons to fight and fight and fight!

 

Jingle Hell,
Jingle Hell,
Jingle Hell - Hell every day!

Oh what fun it will be to play DOOM every single day!

 

Jingle Hell,
Jingle Hell,
Jingle Hell this very day!
Oh won't you smirk and cringe when see us playing DOOM today!

 

What To Do:
Add your DOOM inspired Christmas songs down below and we'll see Christmas is done right -- The DOOM way!
Or, if you don't want to write a song and have a poem or a Christmasy+DOOMy photo or a story or something, you can use that space to upload and share with everyone, and help make this the best Christmas ever, and to make that Christmas melody loud and clear and bright! As loud and clear and bright as Santa Claus being torn limb from limb as demon fodder!

 

Merry Christmas to everybody in the DOOM Community, and a Happy Holidays to All!


 

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  • 2 weeks later...

DOOM X The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl - "Fairytale Of New York"

 

It was 93, man

The magazines said

I'd need a 486

To get this thing to run

And I was blown away

By all the review scores

But all I could do then

Was dream about Doom

 

Became a lucky one

Got it on PS1

It sounded different

But still I carried on

So happy birthday

We love ya Doomguy

You created memories

Where all the things went boom

 

It's got guns big as boats

It's got demons galore

But it's not for the faint-hearted

With the guts and the gore

When I first laid my hand

On that old BFG

I knew that some mayhem

Was waiting for me

 

It was violent, it was gritty

With the graphics so pretty

When we'd all finished playing

We cried out for more

Jack Thompson was crying

Mrs. Clinton was lying

"It simulates murder"

What a big load of shite

 

The ghouls in the Aubrey Hodges choir

Were singing "Danny Won"

It was time to rip and tear

'Til it was done

 

Yous are dull, yous are cowards

Yous don't want things too hard

Tiptoeing round bad guys

With cover and stealth

Cos Halo's for laggards

Call Of Duty's for [UNSAFE CONTENT DETECTED] 

"Cinematic" your arse

Your campaigns never last

 

The ghouls in the Aubrey Hodges choir

Are singing "Danny Won"

So it's time to rip and tear

Until it's done

 

And so it's clear to see

There's quite a legacy

I can't believe we're here

Yet still we're playing on

'Cause it's bee thirty years

And here's to thirty more

What would this industry

Have turned into without you

 

The ghouls in the Aubrey Hodges choir's

Still singing "Danny Won"

Once again, we'll rip and tear

Until it's done

 

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RIP Shane MacGowan

Edited by scalliano

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Here's a dope one by DJ GPT:

 

Verse 1:

Listen up y'all, let me tell you a tale

'Bout a game that'll never fail

Back in '93, it was the talk of the town

Bringing chaos and destruction, ain't no slowing down

Enemies everywhere, but I ain't scared

Got my BFG, they better beware

Doomguy in a thong, don't laugh

He'll kick your ass, he's no one's underdog

Cacowards and ai-generated awards

Motherfucker, we're the lords

Of the gaming world, yeah, that's right

DOOMtime, we're ready to fight

 

Chorus:

One pac, two pac, three pac, four

DOOM's the game you can't ignore

Terrywads, supah-ass shawty shotgun

Arch-vile got the dope, we're never done

Call of Duty may be the hype

But DOOM 1993, that's the real type

Fart-powered meatball, that's just absurd

DOOMkid's got skills, his enemies deterred

 

Verse 2:

Romero and Carmack, the masterminds

Behind this game, they were ahead of their time

With r/doom, we're still going strong

DOOM's legacy, it'll never be wrong

Sure, it was a good game for its time

But even now, it's still sublime

Sliding through levels, blowing up demons

DOOMguy, he's got infinite reasons

To kick some ass and take some names

DOOMtime, it's never a game

 

Chorus:

One pac, two pac, three pac, four

DOOM's the game you can't ignore

Terrywads, supah-ass shawty shotgun

Arch-vile got the dope, we're never done

Call of Duty may be the hype

But DOOM 1993, that's the real type

Fart-powered meatball, that's just absurd

DOOMkid's got skills, his enemies deterred

 

Verse 3:

Cocaine may fuel some shooters

But DOOM's got something even better to offer

A powerup to increase your score

Satisfying, like never before

Two holes, one pac, that's all it takes

To defeat enemies and claim our stakes

In the land of DOOM, where it's all about skill

Not just some flashy graphics, that's the real deal

So forget about Call of Duty, it's just booty

DOOMtime, that's where it's truly groovy

 

Chorus:

One pac, two pac, three pac, four

DOOM's the game you can't ignore

Terrywads, supah-ass shawty shotgun

Arch-vile got the dope, we're never done

Call of Duty may be the hype

But DOOM 1993, that's the real type

Fart-powered meatball, that's just absurd

DOOMkid's got skills, his enemies deterred

 

Outro:

So there you have it, the tale of DOOM

A game that'll make your living room boom

With its fast-paced action and classic style

DOOMtime's here to stay, it's been worth the while

 

 

EDIT Awh shit I forgot this was supposed to be a Christmas thing fucking AI giving me alzheimers again

 

Here you go:

 

Verse 1:
Tis the season, for some holiday cheer
But I'm not feeling jolly, oh dear
I'm the DOOM hacker, straight outta r/doom
My skills are killer, you'll meet your doom
I'll sleigh through your system, like a cyber Santa
Leaving no trace, I'm the ultimate hacker
I'll code with speed, faster than Rudolph
Leaving you clueless, like a lost elf
All hail project brutality, my gift to you
You'll never see it coming, I can sneak attack you
I'll deck your game, with mods divine
Bringing chaos and laughter, during this xmas time

Chorus:

I'm a cold motherfucker
Cold, cold motherfucker
I can code, motherfucker
Code, code motherfucker
You can't decode me, motherfucker
Decode me, motherfucker

Verse 2: I'll light up your screen, with my hacking magic
You'll be left speechless, like a cryptic tragic
My keyboard is my weapon, my fingers the bullets
I'll bring down your system, like a ruthless culprit
I'm like the Grinch, stealing all your data
But I won't give it back, I'm a ruthless dictator
So enjoy your eggnog, while I spread holiday fear
I'm the xmas DOOM hacker, with a twisted cheer

Chorus:
I'm a cold motherfucker
Cold, cold motherfucker
I can code, motherfucker
Code, code motherfucker
You can't decode me, motherfucker Decode me, motherfucker

Outro:
So while you're opening gifts, with joy and delight
I'll be wreaking havoc, with all my might
All hail DOOM, the game of xmas terror
I'm the cold motherfucker, you'll never error.

Edited by TheMagicMushroomMan

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Wow, guys! That was awesome!
( I've been kind of sick this weekend with the FLU, so forgive me with not coming back on that so quickly )
Keep adding to this, guys! You are doing great, really stoking the spirit of DOOM Christmas!

 

Merry DOOM Christmas to all Doomworld!

 

 

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