Hot Take Time: the next doom should NOT have s*x jokes, dr*g usage, or even any swearing

[RiviTheWarlock]

1 minute ago, Sena said:

What are the wider implications of Duke having balls of steel? 

 

[SpaceCat_2001]

14 minutes ago, Sena said:

What are the wider implications of Duke having balls of steel? 

Having sex with the kitchen sponge, and not with the yellow side

 

Edited December 22, 2023 by SpaceCat_2001

[Hebonky]

Sex

Drugs

Shit

Scary I know

[DoomGappy]

Hdoomguy just posted a screenshot of Hugo martin hiring him on Twitter. We're doomed.

[Herr Dethnout]

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the next doom should NOT have s*x jokes

*Cries in Imp asshole*
 

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dr*g usage

I mean, Doomguy is technically using drugs (Hello, Berserk).
 

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or even any swearing

There's swearing in Classic Doom, just because didn't throw the F-Bomb doesn't mean it hasn't lol

[TheMisterCat]

I for one am appalled at the pure amount of sex, drug use and violence on display at all times during an average run of Episode 1 by John Carmack.  This might have been the norm at the time (1989) but frankly we as a society have moved past such degrading foul behavior.  It's well known that people who play video games with this sort of content have consistently gone on to perform these types of behaviors themselves, and I'm going to bring this up at the next PTA meeting (I am on the board)

[Eric Claus]

19 minutes ago, Hebonky said:

Sex

Drugs

Shit

Scary I know

 

Stop! You are scaring them!

[Mr. Freeze]

As a POG (Person of God), Doom's gore makes me nauseous! But then I imagine I'm destroying Pr*testants and it becomes a lot easier to stomach! SHARE IF YOU AGREE 

[Eric Claus]

Just now, Mr. Freeze said:

As a POG (Person of God), Doom's gore makes me nauseous! But then I imagine I'm destroying Pr*testants and it becomes a lot easier to stomach! SHARE IF YOU AGREE 

 

Pr*testant hater! I am getting Martin Luther on this and you will be sorry!

[VoanHead]

looks like “Everything Else” section is leaking on here 

[Mr. Freeze]

2 minutes ago, Eric Claus said:

Pr*testant hater! I am getting Martin Luther on this and you will be sorry!

 

DO NOT LOOK UP THE FIRST BOOK MARTIN LUTHER WROTE IN 1543 (WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE) 

[SpaceCat_2001]

11 minutes ago, Eric Claus said:

 

Stop! You are scaring them!

[thiccyosh]

Give me Imp ass or give me death!

[Terrcraft]

[Herr Dethnout]

10 minutes ago, Mr. Freeze said:

As a POG (Person of God), Doom's gore makes me nauseous! But then I imagine I'm destroying Pr*testants and it becomes a lot easier to stomach! SHARE IF YOU AGREE 

This is the most catholic thing I ever seen on this site...

 

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AND I FULLY AGREE!

 

[Mr. Freeze]

2 minutes ago, Herr Dethnout said:

This is the most catholic thing I ever seen on this site...

 

MFW someone thinks I'm Catholic 

[DankMetal]

4 minutes ago, Terrcraft said:

TW: sex

[SpaceCat_2001]

10 minutes ago, Mr. Freeze said:

Spoiler

 

MFW someone thinks I'm Catholic 
 

Spoiler

 

13 minutes ago, Herr Dethnout said:

This is the most catholic thing I ever seen on this site...

 

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AND I FULLY AGREE!

 

 

26 minutes ago, Mr. Freeze said:

As a POG (Person of God), Doom's gore makes me nauseous! But then I imagine I'm destroying Pr*testants and it becomes a lot easier to stomach! SHARE IF YOU AGREE 

My honest reaction to religious Infighting as a Central Asian

 

Edited December 22, 2023 by SpaceCat_2001

[Herr Dethnout]

7 minutes ago, Mr. Freeze said:

 

MFW someone thinks I'm Catholic 

Oh, sorry mister, let me correct:
 

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Catholic from the East*

 

[Mr. Dooman]

2 hours ago, nathanB404 said:

Don't get me wrong. The gore can stay. Hell I'd be pleased for ID to step up the gore and making it truly metal asf. Some mk11 type stuff. But the second I hear swears coming out from some of the characters mouths. I'm rage quiting and refunding the new doom. That's NOT doom to me. 

Swearing has always been apart of doom. Everyone in doom 3 swears like sailors, and the text screens in the first game say bastard, hell, ass, ect. 

 

Also, the imps and cacodemons literally had assholes, and every monster (hell even doomguy) had a huge ass, aka the doom ass. Not to mention the cacodemons' infamous second hole in its backside

Edited December 22, 2023 by Mr. Dooman

[Guff dotD]

49 minutes ago, Mr. Freeze said:

As a POG (Person of God), Doom's gore makes me nauseous! But then I imagine I'm destroying Pr*testants and it becomes a lot easier to stomach! SHARE IF YOU AGREE 

 

Protestants will cry about this from their undecorated room of a "church".

Compared that to this, the least decorated catholic church interior. (et tu, protestants).

Spoiler

 

[SpaceCat_2001]

We've gone from sex and drug "disccusion" to religion so i would suggest to stop it.

And move on to the next fabulous question:

Edited December 22, 2023 by SpaceCat_2001
sex

[DankMetal]

20 minutes ago, Mr. Dooman said:

and every monster (hell even doomguy) had a huge ass, aka the doom ass.

Lemme see that doom shaker

[Man of Doom]

And then Doomguy became EL SEXO.

 

(on a more serious note, isn’t it weird that nuDoom is the only outing to not really have any profanity or sexual content?

I mean, apparently the Whiplash was supposed to have breasts and the only swearing we got in 2016 is either a SnapMap voice module or just cut short; also, “fuck” is like the one profanity that never gets used in Doom 3)

Edited December 22, 2023 by Man of Doom

[nathanB404]

28 minutes ago, Mr. Dooman said:

Swearing has always been apart of doom. Everyone in doom 3 swears like sailors, and the text screens in the first game say bastard, hell, ass, ect. 

 

Also, the imps and cacodemons literally had assholes, and every monster (hell even doomguy) had a huge ass, aka the doom ass. Not to mention the cacodemons' infamous second hole in its backside

Doomguy got cake? 

[SpaceCat_2001]

1 minute ago, nathanB404 said:

Doomguy got cake? 

Not just a cake, an entire bakery:

Edited December 22, 2023 by SpaceCat_2001

[nathanB404]

2 minutes ago, Man of Doom said:

And then Doomguy became EL SEXO.

 

(on a more serious note, isn’t it weird that nuDoom is the only outing to not really have any profanity or sexual content?

I mean, apparently the Whiplash was supposed to have breasts and the only swearing we got in 2016 is either a SnapMap voice module or just cut short; also, “fuck” is like the one profanity that never gets used in Doom 3)

I refuse to believe the whiplash was supposed to have breast. Hugo Martin literally said on a Joe Rogan podcast that he wanted to make eternal something his kid could play. No way in hell that was ever considered other than it probably being some inside joke

[nathanB404]

Just now, SpaceCat_2001 said:

Not just a cake, an entire bakery:

Hot Damn :0

[No-Man Baugh]

47 minutes ago, nathanB404 said:

Hot Damn :0

You may be against s*x, dr*gs and r*ck n' r*ll; but you can never deny when someone's packin'

Edited December 22, 2023 by No-Man Baugh
Sorry for the swearing

[fruity lerlups]

I just want it to actually be a doom game and not whatever this "Push-Forward" nonsense is. No regenerating ammo (yes, thats what the chainsaw is), less "locked in an arena" fights, more actual resource management, and actually dangerous enemies that you can just kite around. You can make doomguy wear a tutu for all i care. Just less push forward nonsense

 

since we are also on this topic, i qant the tyrant to not have a hank hill ass.

Edited December 22, 2023 by fruity lerlups