Why Is John Romero So Hot?

[LoserXylophone]

I am just asking

[Murdoch]

Because someone set him on fire. Someone should probably call the fire department.

[Doom-X-Machina]

I'd imagine after being beheaded and his head impaled on a stick that he'd be rather cold...

"Can't feel ma legs..."

Edited March 28 by Doom-X-Machina

[OniriA]

Because he's good at making everyone else his..

 

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bitch

 

[LVENdead]

Because he lets only angels cut his hair.

[OpenRift]

1 hour ago, LVENdead said:

Because he lets only angels cut his hair.

*succubi

[ALilGrayBoi]

Because oremoR nhoJ ,em llik tsum uoy ,emag eht niw oT

[Dark Pulse]

When you create Hell, everything else is just cold as ice in comparison.

Edited March 28 by Dark Pulse

[Obsidian]

High-quality shampoo and conditioner. NEXT!