Junkfood 3 [MBF21, Slaughter] (idgames)

[SleepyVelvet]

Old MancDonald had a farm. D-O-e-O-M.
And on that farm he had an imp. D-O-e-O-M.
With a scratch scratch here.
And a scratch scratch there.
Here a scratch.
There a scratch.
Everywhere a scratch scratch.
Old MancDonald had a farm. D-O-e-O-M.


Old MancDonald had a farm. D-O-e-O-M.
And on that farm he had a pinky. D-O-e-O-M.
With a nom nom here.
And a nom nom there.
And a scratch scratch here.
And a scratch scratch there.
Old MancDonald had a farm. D-O-e-O-M.


Old MancDonald had a farm. D-O-e-O-M.
And on that farm he had a caco. D-O-e-O-M.
With a hiss hiss here.
And a hiss hiss there.
And a nom nom here.
And a nom nom there.
And a scratch scratch here.
And a scratch scratch there.
Old MancDonald had a farm. D-O-e-O-M.


Old MancDonald had a farm. D-O-e-O-M.
And on that farm he had a baron. D-O-e-O-M.
With a ROAR ROAR here.
And a ROAR ROAR there.
And a hiss hiss here.
And a hiss hiss there.
And a nom nom here.
And a nom nom there.
And a scratch scratch here.
And a scratch scratch there.
Old MancDonald had a farm. D-O-e-O-M.


Old MancDonald had a farm. D-O-e-O-M.
And on that farm he had a cyber. D-O-e-O-M.
With a MOO MOO here.
And a MOO MOO there.
And a ROAR ROAR here.
And a ROAR ROAR there.
And a hiss hiss here.
And a hiss hiss there.
And a nom nom here.
And a nom nom there.
And a scratch scratch here.
And a scratch scratch there.
Old MancDonald had a farm. D-O-e-O-M.


Old MancDonald had a farm. D-O-e-O-M.
And on that farm he had himself. D-O-e-O-M.
With an i'm-yo-ma here,
And an i'm-yo-ma there,
And a MOO MOO here.
And a MOO MOO there.
And a ROAR ROAR here.
And a ROAR ROAR there.
And a hiss hiss here.
And a hiss hiss there.
And a nom nom here.
And a nom nom there.
And a scratch scratch here.
And a scratch scratch there.
Old MancDonald had a farm. D-O-e-O-M.
D-O-e-O-M.

 

And then 61 sadistic mappers rounded up Old MancDonald and his farm and turned them into a fast food chain.

 

D-O-e-O-M

Edited April 10 by SleepyVelvet
didn't mean to nuke top of pg 3, spoilering that shit.

[osminee]

Another Junkfood, another these-maps-keep-getting-better-and-crazier

[ProfBloom]

I ate a lot of Junkfood tonight and it was fun as hell.  Only about a quarter of the way through, but having a total blast.  Great job everyone!

[Hebonky]

This Switch in map 93 has no destination to teleport the player to. Which is kind of important

I also found 2 asleep monsters that are unreachable w/o cheating

Spoiler

 

Edited April 12 by Hebonky
Another bug

[Meowgi]

RC2 has been posted - Lots of fixes, lots of fun!

[Omni181]

Huge thank you to everyone that contributed. This has been a ton of fun so far.

Does anyone have a walkthrough or video for map 90? It seems like there's a ton of triggers that I keep missing to try to progress the level and am very confused. Any tips would be appreciated.

Edited April 25 by Omni181

[Firedust]

Been playing this on and off since release (on map 61 now) and this is the best entry in Junkfood series so far. Combat is good fun and a lot of maps legit look great for speedmaps! Had to switch to DSDA because sometimes GZDoom is fucking up and showing some lines as red exclamation marks (also in the first map you get instakilled if playing GZDoom, my guess is this is intentional, so that players use DSDA).

 

Would love to see you guys go for more themed mapsets in the future!

[Chookum]

om nom nom. burp. I binge through the desert on a horse with no name.

 

I have also decided to attempt to review this big bloody thing. I'll do it in 30 map chunks.

PLAYED ON DSDA DOOM V0.27.5

UV-ISH, PISTOL STARTS, SAVES

 

JF3 REVIEWS: MAP01 TO MAP15

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MAP01 - Welcome Back to Junkfood, Partner - Meowgi

This isn't a welcome back for me, but it's a welcome sight. The new weapons feel great and the map gives them all to you and a single quick fight to show you how they all work. Keep in mind the numbers for some of the weapons (Infinite Rockets and BFG) are a bit weird. (1 and 3, they replace the chainsaw and super shotgun respectively)
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RATING: 4
Tastes Like: Baked Beans
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:02:12.23
Tags: Top32
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MAP02 - Fat Boy Frontier - Colossus, Meowgi

Time to put those new guns to the test and take heads! You'll get your weapons one by one and be fitted to kill by the end. The final molten cheese fountain encounter seems hopeless at first but you'll quickly figure the dance out and get the cyberdemons in the middle to fight with the mancubi while you grab spheres.
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RATING: 4
Tastes Like: Mozzarella Cheese
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:08:44.83
Tags: None
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MAP03 - Open Michael Night - Napsalm

This is where you learn the tunnelling power of the Super Rocket Launcher through chaff. Break out of the box you start in, grab some Pepsi and bounce between spheres while running from the red tide of tomatoes. If you leave the seething horde to focus on the tomatoes you'll screw yourself over - just keep pushing through. The cyberdemons can be slow-rolled with rockets last once they've been stewed in tomatoes. Then you can sing your heart out at the bar.
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RATING: 4
Tastes Like: Beef Burgundy
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:03:22.89
Tags: Top32
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MAP04 - Indorito Jones - Kirie

You start in a shoebox, and you're given the Super Shotgun and a cache of ammo and supplies. The two-step blast of this thing can cut a single revenant down. One problem - you're rarely facing just one. Inch out and grab a chaingun to clear out the hitscanners, then intrude into the temple and start making room with your rocket launcher. I put myself near a corner and turned it pink. After the fights in this temple and back in the yard, you'll be taken away to a very big cowboy. Buckle up by your bootstraps and boot those demons!
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RATING: 3
Tastes Like: Trail Mix
1st-ish Completion Time: 17:01:54
Tags: None
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MAP05 - Insert food-related pun here - Roadworx

A quick and dirty bar brawl where your first move is to back up and reach for your BFG9000. Splat the Archvile sherriff, grab some armour from behind the imps, grab and spend ammo, and don't lose your head. A light snack that won't tax you. Even I could UV-Max it when I retried it!
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RATING: 4
Tastes Like: Saltine Crackers
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:01:40.66
Tags: UV-Max
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MAP06 - Saloon Standoff - Master Medi

Slay it again, Sam! I was down to my pistols for one of the last fights here, simply standing on the deck of the saloon and grinding down all of the enemies after the town was not big enough for the 1292 of us. The imps billowing out of teleports couldn't really shoot through the mess of pinkies which rose from beneath the beans bridge and then it was ten minutes of peppering them all down with infinite revolvers.
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RATING: 2
Tastes Like: Grits
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:25:06.34
Tags: None
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MAP07 - Denver Home Chef Success Story: Cool or Strange haha? Full 6 DVD Boxset - riktoi

This map is essentially one very big, conical platter that you start on the top of and surrounded by beef and lead. The slope is about 12 degrees, meaning you'll slide if you run straight down or take a rocket in the gob. Grab the Pepsi and break out into a soft spot, then use the hill as cover for all of the projectiles and munch accordingly.
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RATING: 5
Tastes Like: Antipasto (Prosciutto, Salami, Pane di Casa, Olives, Olive Oil, Cheese)
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:05:55.83
Tags: Top32
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MAP08 - New Vegas Buffet - AdamTheSlave

This is what happens when you activate Wild Wasteland after loading Junkfood into Fallout New Vegas. Source: Trust me lol. Do not wait one moment when you grab the Super rocket launcher and get back into the strip and paint the town red. There's a rocket with Benny's name on it somewhere in it and you're gonna find it for that no good son of a bitch. Later you can find the Super BFG to cull the encroaching legion of tomatoes. I did spend a little time looking for the switch to the exit, but it's there.
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RATING: 4
Tastes Like: Nuka Cola
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:12:08.97
Tags: Top32
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MAP09 - Haulin Oats to Horseshoe PassCutter - DeetOpianSky

Cute shootin' turret sequence at the start with a large safety net of Monster Energy. The sudden leap into the main combat portion was a shock but the invuln at the start gives you enough room to run to the opposite side and start carving though either side of resistance.
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RATING: 3
Tastes Like: Dried Apple Slices
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:06:10
Tags: None
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MAP10 - Showdown At The Watering Hole - knifeworld

The look of the place reminds me of something that could have fit in Ancient Aliens for the abstract, sky-rock design and abundant cacti. Tastes a bit like Ribbiks, but has the feel of Skillsaw. You'll figure out where not to stand soon enough.
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RATING: 4
Tastes Like: Prickly Pears
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:03:28.83
Tags: Top32
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MAP11 - A Wild Wild Mess - finnks13

Definitely a pig-out of a map. So many squishy enemies that the Super Chaingun and Super Rocket Launcher need to chew through. In addition to the fight outside, there's a pub brawl, and a revisit to the outside in the finale. The last encounter is revenant missile hell. You will hear an almighty bang when the last bonehead's dead and you hide behind something solid.
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RATING: 2
Tastes Like: Chilli Poppers
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:11:33.43
Tags: None
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MAP12 - Bean Rush - terrarienn

A simple test with the super rockets and very thin health supplies immediately obvious. First time I played I sprinted past the archviles into the noodly sky. I should have left some imps and mini-cyberdemons to deal with them showing up. The second time around I waited a minute for the Mini-Cybers to get a quarter of the way through the imps, then started tunnelling to one side and doing a circle or two with enough near where the archviles spawn to distract them.
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RATING: 2
Tastes Like: Beans on Toast
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:02:04.03
Tags: None
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MAP13 - Demon Juice Extraction Site - newkid121

The thing that will stay with me forever is seeing the horizon turn into a boiling mass of growling pink things. You've gotta figure out the order of events as you make room through the ocean of pink pork. I cheated through this the first time when the archviles showed up and I didn't know where the Pepsi was. On a retry I got 48% of the way through the pork before leaving. I need to figure out when the Archviles spawn exactly to best utilise the Pepsi.
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RATING: 3
Tastes Like: Pork Rinds
1st-ish Completion Time: 14.21.00
Tags: Cheated
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MAP14 - Can't believe this was on the menu - Vortale

After all the sizzling bacon it's time for a more well rounded but no less large meal. Pick the right moment to kick the fight off because there's mini-cybers behind you and not much room to run initially. As the map opened up, I was reminded of the layout of Playground from Hell Revealed 2. On replay, it feels like a UV-maxable experience and a complete Doom map, I got to the final fight before dying. Good show!
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RATING: 5
Tastes Like: Enchilada
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:16:32.54
Tags: Top32
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MAP15 - Alligatorade Attack - D0M0

Snack-sized! The bean-shaped arena and mouth spewing with enemies seems like a shout out to either Sunder or TV:R. They both had gaping gobs spewing demons. Just do the looping dance and you'll be fart-free in the morning. With the right attitude the average Doomer could UV-max this.
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RATING: 4
Tastes Like: Rice and Beans
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:07:14
Tags: None
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JF3 REVIEWS: MAP16-MAP30

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MAP16 - Your Life is Worthless Punk, Stop Trying - LadyMistDragon

I heard the purring archviles in the weird light-structure and realised I had to save at least one pepsi-sphere for facetanking them. The map's a colourful mash that goes down smooth.
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RATING: 3
Tastes Like: Glucose
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:01:51.83
Tags: None
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MAP17 - Quadternity - Chuma, Phoenyx

Just because it's simple doesn't mean it's brainless. When you get that plasma gun, dig a path through the imps and zombies because hell knights will be on your ass. Grab the Berserk and punch your way to the yellow key, then grab the super rockets and prioritise the arch viles and the army of skeletons - I got through this by wedging myself into path with the yellow key and waiting with the super rockets.
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RATING: 4
Tastes Like: Biltong
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:10:35.17
Tags: None
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MAP18 - I Ain't Sparing Your Ribs - Emperor SPOON

That's the hottest sauce there is? Oh - oh no. You're going to get the runs with berserk fist in hand to punch your way out of a ring of cyberdemons, then take up a BFG and start killing the ring of tomatoes and imps that make up this hot-trotting circular arena. You think it's Mississippi lame? Well that's just beginner's luck-luck-luck-luck... Fuck.
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RATING: 5
Tastes Like: Mississippi Queen
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:10:25.06
Tags: Top32
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MAP19 - I've Found You, Please Never Let Go Again - LadyMistDragon

I have peeked into a dimension of sounds and beef. Of BFGs and bones. Of rockets and fire. There's some odd places you can't cross but you'll learn to stay clear of them quickly enough. Make sure you keep enough cyberdemons around to keep the archviles off your ass when everything else has been smeared into a fine paste.
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RATING: 3
Tastes Like: Big Red Chewing Gum
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:07:09.94
Tags: None
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MAP20 - None Pizza with Left Beef - Terrarienn

I remember being on Tumblr when None Pizza with Left Beef was a thing. This bubblegum-coloured box is full of imps, with some beef to either flank, a serving of bones for the first switch, then deal with the final wave of beef-backed boneheads by backpedalling with the figure 8 while the beef blasts them from behind. Make sure you get to the middle to grab spheres and cells. It's just a matter of making room and making everything that emerges fight each other when convenient. This feels like a twist on MAP27 of Junkfood, same author.
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RATING: 3
Tastes Like: None Pizza with Left Beef
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:04:37.37
Tags: Replayed for Time (forgot to screenshot first time)
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MAP21 - Smells Like Spaghetti Spirit: Director's Cut - osminee

What if Nirvana was just a little ... fatter? When I first played this map, it was the RC1 version so I had to cheat to get the exit, but I UV completed it with saves all the same. Still, a cheat's a cheat. Just like the original, only fatter. That said, there's a platforming secret that I can't imagine goes down easy when you're trying to UV-MAX this.
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RATING: 3
Tastes Like: Teen Spirit
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:25:29.46
Tags: Cheated
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MAP22 - Cowboys & Aliens - Emperor SPOON

This map's theme is strong and its combat fundamentals are solid and challenging, but I'm fairly sure you MUST find the three secret keys if you want to have any hope of surviving the final encounter. If you don't you're in for a world of painful, painful pain involving dozens of archviles and you won't be able to backtrack. First time around I limped to the exit and ran away smouldering and sizzling. The second time around I was granted the power of foregoing ammo management for my diligence - I had to make a strange deal though... Hopefully it doesn't come back to bite me later - let's eat some steak with hot sauce... That's the hottest sauce there is?
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RATING: 4
Tastes Like: Rayguns
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:20:34.91
Tags: Top32
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MAP23 - The 2nd Circle: Too Many Beans & Twinkies - DeetOpianSky

Mmm, beans - oh shit! It's the demons! Better haul ass - augh. Damn I feel fat. This is a navigation challenge of endurance and weighty wits. Get your hands on a bottle of refreshing gatorade to break the curse but doing so will alert the Archviles, who'll make sure you sprint. Use the giant corn chips for cover and don't stop firing your guns.
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RATING: 5
Tastes Like: Pork and Beans
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:11:52.43
Tags: Top32
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MAP24 - Bang! - RavenDesk

Draw! This one's off to a flying start with a BFG immediately. Blast the shotgunners, push through the imps, grab spheres and ammo as you do so, and whip everything into a soup of infighting - just don't stop moving. Try grabbing the megasphere on the pillar over the pit into some breathing room behind the arachnotrons. A hint: Drop into the drink and take a teleporter to the starting area to take the heat off if you've got all the enemies away from the start. If you can match any key, you'll get an Infinite BFG, and another heaping serve of monsters to deal with on this starry outpost. I really like the city that's visible through the arena to the red key.
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RATING: 5
Tastes Like: Fizzy Sherbet
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:10:27.74
Tags: Top32
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MAP25 - Prospecting for beer in the middle of nowhere - Petyan

No esteemed deed seems to have taken place where I'm prospecting right now. The dark spires against the tan sky rest stark in the meat-strewn surroundings. You'll get into a good loop eventually, but the vibe of the place will creep you out. There's an elaborate platforming puzzle to get the secrets. The first one's easy, the second one will take a little more persistence and finesse.
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RATING: 4
Tastes Like: Pale Ale
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:10:30
Tags: Top32
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MAP26 - Town of the OTEX Beer Flow - Berubaretto

Throw your mug and get to pistolling your way out of this recursive bar. Keep chaingunning the boneheads to size, and don't forget to berserk to deal with the pinkies. Then break out into the town and start blasting everything, and letting them blast each other. Run and shoot, watch for the archviles' line of sight and marauding Cyber-banditos, and carve a safe corner where the imps are watching. It takes a while to do cleanup and getting my hands on the better weapons requires a lot of dead enemies to make the right room, but ultimately it's worth hosing this town down.
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RATING: 3
Tastes Like: Lager
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:17:29.74
Tags: None
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MAP27 - The Mystery of the Honey Mustard Gold Rush - stephyesterday

A chaotic mess of swirling honey chicken, hundreds of enemies will be served to you, carried forth by the surging torrent of honey mustard gold! With super BFG and a healthy serve of Pepsi, just blast! Blast Blast!
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RATING: 4
Tastes Like: Honey Mustard Chicken
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:04:00.34
Tags: Top32
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MAP28 - Gold Chicken Nuggets Mines - Niloqui

Grab your rocket drill and get digging, there's gold in them hills! Once you get enough room to start grabbing the drinks and doritos, the first room eases up. Then grab your Super Blast Fracturing Gun and strike it rich on the incoming horde that's unveiled. Archviles will spawn near where you started, so keep an eye out for them and keep them busy or get them busy dying. In my first playthrough The first time just ran for the exit as fast as I could once I had the room - the exit has pain elementals in it as well so watch out. My second time around I realised that each golden waterfall has a Megasphere at it, so tunnel through to grab those. There's also night vision goggles in the one secret near the start, yaaaaaay.
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RATING: 4
Tastes Like: Chicken Nuggets
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:02:01.34
Tags: None
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MAP29 - That Which Once Lived - riktoi

Starts pleasantly enough with a berserk-fuelled disagreement in the bar spilling into the yard full of chaingunners and an archvile bandit lord, followed by his heavy-hitters outside. You'll get your hands on a proper gun there to dispatch them. Then the main event of this map: the traversal of a large, intricate series of curves constituting a mountain. While climbing up it, you'll know you're making progress every time you hear a secret ding. Scale this mountain of projectiles and claim it for yourself.
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RATING: 5
Tastes Like: Rocky Road
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:21:46.66
Tags: Top32
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MAP30 - Icon of Sink - brendondle

Ever eaten something under duress? Been told you're not cool or a Doom God unless you can eat it without yakking? I can't get an inch on this map at all, and the fact that things KEEP ON SPAWNING is quite discouraging - there were over thirty thousand or so kills. In the end I IDDQD'd, console command massacred and flew to the exit. I couldn't figure out how to bring it down.
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RATING: N/A
Tastes Like: Raw Eggs
1st-ish Completion Time: 00:38:35.71
Tags: Cheated
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More to come when I get to beating MAP60 one way or the other.

Edited June 15 by Chookum