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There were castles in the Wolfenstein levels in Doom 2 though. We just don't see them from the outside.

 

But I applaud you for making this thread. Clearly the threads shitting on the new entry from above, below, and both sides aren't enough.

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21 minutes ago, Lucius Wooding said:

There were castles in the Wolfenstein levels in Doom 2 though. We just don't see them from the outside.

ackshually there was also map15 and map19. clearly you are not a True Doom Fan like i am

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1 hour ago, Shepardus said:

"Doom: The Dork Ages" sounds like a coming of age story about Doomguy as an awkward schoolboy.

He gets caught whackin' it in the girls locker room and is sent to military school.  So begins his journey. 

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What about S*X in new games?

 

 

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12 minutes ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

The people will remember what you've said when no-nut November is here, please consider your country I beg you!

What he was saying during NonStupNut?

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Not as bad as what he said during Doom Dick Destruction December...

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30 minutes ago, Astar said:

What about S*X in new games?

 

You're covered.  Full title is DOOM: The Dork Ages™ (aka Doom S*x)

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Like honestly I think that they should just stop making doom games. Like we get how badass doomguy is and that he can't get over his dead rabbit, but the story of doom is a pretty flat concept after a couple games. I feel like the more modern games are violence just for the purpose of violence. Who really enjoys that? Kids with anger issues? The games WERE great, and I think that even Doom 64 could have been a great ending for the series, but there is a time where enough is enough you know? Like what is the massage of this game and what is worth killing more? There has got to be a better reason for me.

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2 hours ago, roadworx said:

The direction that nu-id is taking the series in SUCKS!!!

I agree. Newest installment should've been Doom 3-2: Demonic Boogaloo and trailer's footage is certainly too bright for that. They should make it dark as fuck and give player a variety of portable light sources (torches, lanterns, projectors, flashlights, etc.) with their own pros and cons and constantly have player switch them to fit the situation.

59 minutes ago, Astar said:

What about S*X in new games?

Adding sux is fairly easy and they can do it in DLCs, like TAG's plot. Not sure about sox tho, Doomslayer's always wearing boots so they would be obscured.

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1 hour ago, Astar said:

What about S*X in new games?

 

 

I wish they start referencing famous fan works, Imp Encounter would be nice beginning

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14 minutes ago, Weaseln_hecktor said:

Like honestly I think that they should just stop making doom games. Like we get how badass doomguy is and that he can't get over his dead rabbit, but the story of doom is a pretty flat concept after a couple games. I feel like the more modern games are violence just for the purpose of violence. Who really enjoys that? Kids with anger issues? The games WERE great, and I think that even Doom 64 could have been a great ending for the series, but there is a time where enough is enough you know? Like what is the massage of this game and what is worth killing more? There has got to be a better reason for me.

Yes, I agree! These games are far too violent in such a meaningless way. Worst of all, my son, James "Jimmy" Paddock, has been negatively affected by the brutal depictions of gore in the game...it was only two weeks ago that I got a call home from school saying that he had punched all of the blood out of another student. I've grounded him since then - no more DooM for him!

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This reminds me how back in 2016 when the reboot came out I made a thread called "I don't care about the new Doom!", where I expressed just that. It was helled quickly, of course.

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I really wanted the ROTT crossover with permanent dog mode, we could've gotten DOOM: The Bark Ages instead.

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3 hours ago, Shepardus said:

"Doom: The Dork Ages" sounds like a coming of age story about Doomguy as an awkward schoolboy.

Created by David Willis.

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It's gonna be so bad, it's gonna make us wish we were playing 3DO Doom instead!!!

Wait, I mean, uh, yes, uhm, nothing to see here, move along...

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