Imp Encounter

[EVIL]

Taylor has the best avatar ever!!!

[Arioch]

You'd need serious ass beer goggles to sex up an imp.

[Job]

Arioch said:

You'd need serious ass beer goggles to sex up an imp.

My friend has an apartment roommate whose girlfriend makes an imp look dee-lish...w/o beer goggles.

[Use]

Job said:

My friend has an apartment roommate whose girlfriend makes an imp look dee-lish...w/o beer goggles.

Kinda makes you wonder wtf is wrong with some people don't it?

[Job]

Use3D said:

Kinda makes you wonder wtf is wrong with some people don't it?

Mm hm. She's got no redeeming qualities. She's loud, obnoxious, very bossy, a gossip and as I made clear, unattractive. She's also pretty slow. I just don't get it...

[Use]

Guys like that are so pathetic. Willing to put up with a seething, disgusting pile of stubbly flesh just so they can get a shot and that putrid, rank, fetid hole between their legs.

[Job]

Scary thing is, he's getting married to her in short order. My verdict: über pussy-whippage.

[Doomworld Forums]

Arioch said:

historical note: dwforums, in addition to impenc and impencse, also created the dwforums map for zdoom

Excuse me, I have no idea who is this impostor you speak of, but it's certainly isn't me although I must say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

[Fletcher`]

Use3D said:

Guys like that are so pathetic. Willing to put up with a seething, disgusting pile of stubbly flesh just so they can get a shot and that putrid, rank, fetid hole between their legs.

Fetish?! Flayer? Wait, no, that was a drea--nightmare. :P

With some people it's, "Any hole's a goal" as someone quitely put a while ago here.

[Arioch]

Stygian dolls are the worst.

[Fletcher`]

Arioch said:

Stygian dolls are the worst.

But they only come in twos and fours. Soul Killers come in baker's dozens.

[Arioch]

Popping them hurts worse than anything except Nihlathak. :P

[doodoo]

Taylor seems to have overdosed on his
beserker drug. It's just F.N.C.
(fukin not cool)

[Grazza]

It's best not to bump old threads unless you've got something really important to add to the discussion. Please read the FAQ.

[Scuba Steve]

That's why Impenc needs to be pinned!

[Goat]

yea i vote this thread = sticky

[NiGHTMARE]

Goat said:

yea i vote this thread = sticky

Ewww. But appropriate I guess... =P

[Enjay]

NiGHTMARE said:

Ewww. But appropriate I guess... =P

Best comment of the thread right there folks.

[SulfurOccult]

this is all just sick.

[Naked Snake]

OMG STREAM OF NEWBIES

[Grazza]

"Registered just to bump one thread" ;)

[SmellyOgre]

Out of all the threads to be bumped it had to be this one.

[Duker900]

READ THE MOTHERFUCKING ASSLICKING GODDAMN GREAT FAQ THAT OUR WONDERFUL ADMIN OF POST HELL, BBG WROTE
flamecount ++;
I cant belive that the forum I never go on, when I decide, "Heh lets see whats going on here" to find a fucking newbie that bumps the amazing impse thread, ugh.

[myk]

Imp Encounter, The Movie:

http://competn.doom2.net/compet-n/doom2/coop/pacifist/cp08-037.zip

It appears that the director took some artistic freedom and switched the berserk pack for an invulnerability sphere and he toned down the violence a notch to get a PG-13 rating (don't worry though, the sex is still there.)

[Torn]

myk said:

Imp Encounter, The Movie:

http://competn.doom2.net/compet-n/doom2/coop/pacifist/cp08-037.zip

It appears that the director took some artistic freedom and switched the berserk pack for an invulnerability sphere and he toned down the violence a notch to get a PG-13 rating (don't worry though, the sex is still there.)

hahahah.

[mewse]

oh my god, someone fucking close this thread already

[Ichor]

Coitenly, nyuk nyuk