Liam Posted August 19, 2001 Alex: Hello, and I'm Alex TreBard, and this is... DOOMWORLD JEOPARDY Alex: Let's meet our contestants for today, they are... Alex: First, meet DooMBoy! DooMBoy, what do you do for a living? DooMBoy: FNORD! HAHAHA! Alex: What is a fnord? DooMBoy: www.pred.de! LOL! Alex: Ok, maybe we'll skip you... our next contestant... Mordeth! Mordeth, what do you do? Mordeth: I'm an Admin for a doo- wait... *Mordeth sniffs like dog *Mordeth runs over and rips guy in crowd apart, and reveals pirated copy of Doom 2 hidden in the man's jacket. Mordeth: Warez! It all must die! Alex: Ok... well time to meet our reigning champion... Deadnail! deadnail: Don't capitalize the d, damn you! Alex: I'm... talking, Mr. deadnail. I can't capitalize anything. deadnail: Oh yes, that's right... carry on. Alex: Well, let's see our categories for the first round, shall we? And they are... DOOM DEMONS, THE BFG, MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS, DOOMER STEREOTYPES, LÜT, AND REALLY REALLY BAD PWADS. Alex: Let's start with you, deadnail. deadnail: Uhm... I'll take "Doomer stereotypes" for one-hundred. EXTREMELY RELIGOUS CHRISTIANS MIGHT THINK DOOMERS ARE THIS. *ring* Alex: DooMBoy, yes? DooMBoy: What is Gelatin! Alex: No, that is incorrect. *ring* Alex: Yes, deadnail? deadnail: What is Satanic Alex: Correct, deadnail! deadnail: I'll take- *ring* Alex: DooMBoy, I haven't asked a question yet... DooMBoy: I need to go to the bathroom! Alex: Sorry, we're on the air. You should have gone earlier. Now what category do you want, deadnail? deadnail: I'll take "Really really bad pwads" for four-hundred. THIS HORRIBLE 30 LEVEL MEGAWAD WAS NAMED AS IF IT WAS THE SON OF A MAN NAMED "DOOM". *ring* Alex: DooMBoy? DooMBoy: LOOK OVER THERE! *Alex turns head *Man rushes in and whispers answer in doomboy's ear DooMBoy: What is DoomJR? Alex: Wow, that's actually correct! Okay DooMBoy, the board is yours. DooMBoy: I want Lüt for two-hundred. Alex: It's a daily double! You have four-hundred, doomboy, how much will you wager? DooMBoy: I'll play it safe and wager 0. *Alex stares at DooMBoy strangely. Alex: Ok, here's the answer LÜT LIVES IN THIS ILLINOIS CITY DooMBoy: What is Phobos! Alex: No, that's very very incorrect, DooMBoy. Pick another category. DooMBoy: I want Doom Demons for five hundred! THIS DEMON IS COMMONLY CALLED "PINKY" *deadnail slams buzzer again and again and again deadnail: I think mine bro- Alex: You have to ring in, deadnail! deadnail: but- Alex: Deadnail, you HAVE to ring in! *ring* Alex: Mordeth? Mordeth: What is a "bulldog" demon? Alex: That's cor- Mordeth: Wait... I smell something... YOU! YOU PIRATED A COPY OF "HEXEN"! *Mordeth dashes at alex *Alex dodges *Mordeth runs into video question screens and breaks it down Alex: Well damn, now we can't continue. Well, we'll just skip to final jeopardy, I'll make something up. Mord, calm down and I'll pay you for hexen after the show *Mordeth mumbles and goes back behind desk. Alex: And the final jeopardy category is... DOOM MUSIC Alex: The answer is... HE COMPOSED THE DOOM MUSIC Alex: Now, DooMBoy, Mordeth, Deadnail, write down your answers and wagers... *cheesy music* Alex: DooMBoy, let's see what you wrote... THE GUY WHO COMPOSED THE DOOM MUSIC Alex: I'm sorry, but you have to be much more specific... your wager? $69 DooMBoy: Get it? 69! LOL! Alex: Ohhhh kayyy... Mord, what's your answer? WHO IS BOBBY PRINCE JR.? Alex: That's correct! Your wager? 399$ Alex: Good! That brings you up to 899$ Deadnail, let's see your answer... YOU CAPITALIZED THE DAMN d AGAIN YOU BASTARD. Alex: deadnail, I'm talking. Can't capitalize anything. deadnail: Oh shit, yeah... Alex: Your wager? DIE CAPITALIZER Alex: Sorry, that won't cut it. Our new champ, Mordeth! *Mordeth sniffs. Mordeth: More warez in the crowd! *Crowd makes wild break for the exit. Alex: Join us next week on doomworld Jeopardy! . . . . . . . . Yeah, it sucks. But I was bored and I thought some people here might be amused by it. 0 Share this post Link to post
prower Posted August 19, 2001 hahahahahahahahaha Best DW forum post... ever 0 Share this post Link to post
Liam Posted August 19, 2001 /me looks forward to next week Uhm... I'm pretty sure I'd run outta material in a few weeks... but thanks! hahahahahahahahaha Best DW forum post... ever Oh geez, do you really think so? /me struts 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted August 20, 2001 Hehhehee! That was quite good! HOW COME I DIDN'T WIN?!?!?! 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted August 20, 2001 Cause of all the FNORD!! FNORD!! Oh and this thing ruled. /Me pays Liam. You deserve that. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted August 20, 2001 Make me in the next one. Alex: What do you do bigbadgangsta BBG: Bother the admins about being a moderator. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted August 20, 2001 pfft what? You didnt like the story? It is hilarious! 0 Share this post Link to post
Jon Posted August 20, 2001 your'e not important enough to be in the next episode. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted August 20, 2001 your'e not important enough to be in the next episode. Like DooMBoy is important? 0 Share this post Link to post
Red_Warrior Posted August 20, 2001 Cute, real cute.... a Jeopardy game that was actually funny. Never thought -that- could happen ^_^.... *kicks the real Trebeck(sp?)* that guy isn't human! A mortal would be sick to death of announcing that show by now... 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted August 20, 2001 That's right, BBG....I'm important, and you AIN'T. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted August 21, 2001 That's right, BBG....I'm important, and you AIN'T.Yeah, what would we do without our village idiot?? Think a little before posting :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted August 21, 2001 Dont let it fool you. Its still true. :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted August 22, 2001 Im not the fool that clicked that link. 0 Share this post Link to post
Katarhyne Posted August 22, 2001 You've been officially complimented by me. Congratulations. [edit]HEY! YOU STOLE MY ICON! YOU BASRAD![/edit] 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted August 22, 2001 Liam! Your thread has been graced with the presence of Kat. 0 Share this post Link to post
deathz0r Posted August 23, 2001 i wonder what'd happen if i was in it.. only problem is, i don't really know jeopardy that much. (now i'm definitely gonna be in the next one) 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted August 23, 2001 Do you mean all admins? Ling, arioch and mordeth would make a good DW jepordy. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted August 23, 2001 Heh, we need Lüt vs. Zaldron, too...Yeah, Zaldron, deadnail and I. Too bad he used deady already. I guess he could use Dima instead. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted August 24, 2001 Umh? What is this? Could it be? Yes...it's a <GOOD> Fan Fiction Post!! HOORAY!!111 0 Share this post Link to post
Liam Posted August 24, 2001 Umh? What is this? Could it be? Yes...it's a <GOOD> Fan Fiction Post!! HOORAY!!111 /me dances a jig 0 Share this post Link to post
Executor666 Posted August 26, 2001 Meet our contestants: Lüt, moderator who does nothing but post 24-7, Pablo Dictter, creator of some excellent DOOM levels and some awesome Wolfenstein level packs., and LINGUICA!!!! Me: Ling, you have control of the board. Current categories are non-DOOM FPSs, good WADs, and worthless trivia. Ling: I'll take non-DOOM for 100. Me: The color of B.J. Blazkowicz's shirt in Wolfenstein 3-D and Spear of Destiny... Ling: What is green? Me: Incorrect. Pablo: What is gray? Me: CORRECT! Pablo: I'll take good WADs for 100. Me: the first of a series of legendary WADs... Pablo: What is Artica? Me: Incorrect. Lüt: What is Memento Mori? Me: Correct! Lüt: I'll take Worthless Trivia for 500. Me: What does IDSPISPOPD mean? Lüt: Dunno. Me: Wrong! Ling: What is Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Piles of Putrid Debris? Me: CORRECT! BUZZ! Me: Uh-oh! We're out of time! See you next time! 0 Share this post Link to post
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