The Chainsaw

[Naked Snake]

DooM had run out of ammo, and he knew he was in deep. Monsters patrolled the halls looking for him, what was he gonna do? He sure as hell couldnt kill them with his fists...well, maybe it it got down to that. He ducked into the shadows as a gaggle of zombies rounded the corner. They passed by him and he held his breath. He watched as they walked through the door. He let out his breath and took a step back. *unf* he stumbled over something. Grumbling, he looked down. Even in the dark he saw what it was. A CHAINSAW! What the FUCK is a chainsaw doing on Phobos? He didnt give a shit, its sharp, its fast, and its deadly to boot. DooM started up the chainsaw, not caring if it made noise, and rushed through the same door as he saw those zombies go through. He spotted them, they were standing not that far from him. They turned at the source of the noise, by the time they saw him, he had already taken off the head of the one with the chaingun. The next felt the blade drive itself into its gut, the blood spraying out, some on DooM, most on the floor. The third almost got a shot off with its Rifle, but DooM had severed its arm, it howled in pain. He shoved the blade right down its throat. He snatched up the ammo and weapons he needed...he was going to discard the chainsaw then thought...why?

[Fredrik]

DooM had run out of ammo, and he knew he was in deep.

X-Doom since when do you have BBG's password?

[danarchist]

ROFL

He let out his breath and took a step back. *unf* he stumbled over something. Grumbling, he looked down. Even in the dark he saw what it was. A CHAINSAW! What the FUCK is a chainsaw doing on Phobos?

Is this part of the novelization of the Doom comic? :)

[Naked Snake]

ROFL

He let out his breath and took a step back. *unf* he stumbled over something. Grumbling, he looked down. Even in the dark he saw what it was. A CHAINSAW! What the FUCK is a chainsaw doing on Phobos?

Is this part of the novelization of the Doom comic? :)

DON'T INSULT MY WORK LIKE THAT!!!

[dsm]

Heh, maybe the chainsaw was part of some UAC experiment or something? Or maybe they were manufacturing chainsaws :P

[danarchist]

DON'T INSULT MY WORK LIKE THAT!!!

Heh...it just reminds me of the scene where the dumbass is running down the hall towards a bunch of badguys and he picks up the chainsaw that just happens to be there.