Geek hierarchy

[IMJack]

Discuss. (Big GIF version) (Acrobat PDF version)

Which tier are you in?

[Sharessa]

Bah...thats like a month old...

[læmænt]

Huh, that chart doesn't have hackers/programmers?

[pritch]

Partial DOLT, total geek. Or maybe even total both... ;)

[Prime]

I don't fit into ANY of those.

[Fredrik]

I only fit into the last one.

[Crendowing]

Gah...I don't know where to start!

[Zaldron]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA
I'm on Roleplaying.

[Crendowing]

What about "DOOM level creators and fanatics"? :)

[Sharessa]

I fit in multiple parts of that thingy. In reality, I don't really fit into any social group, and don't try to. I'm part gamer, part rivethead, part intellectual, part hippy, etc.

You know whats strange? I used to be the biggest computer geek...I used to know everything about them. I was pretty much the only one in my town with a computer. Then one day everyone decided to buy a computer and get on the internet. I suddenly became the most coputer illiterate person in the world. Thats the kind of crap that pisses me off.

[IMJack]

I know how that feels. When I'm at home, I'm supposed to bethe computer guru, and I'm the one everyone looks to to fix the home comp (and the one who my little sister blames when I can't). When I'm at school, I might as well be a fucking caveman, I'm so far behind.

It'd help if hardcore computer geeks weren't such elitist little twats.

[Sharessa]

It'd help if hardcore computer geeks weren't such elitist little twats.

Yeah, seriously. Like my Computer Maintainence teacher...he's such an asshole...he will only tell you something once, and if you try to ask him about a problem, he says 'I already TOLD you...you should know this.' Then you end up sitting around all class period looking like an idiot because he won't tell you the one tidbit of information that you need to continue.

Then he treats you like an idiot if you don't know something he hasn't even taught yet. And he's always bragging about his old students who come back and say what a great teacher he was. Then he makes us put together computers for other schools instead of learning new stuff because they are too incompotent to put their own crap together. And the worst part is whenever a new Microsoft product comes out, he plugs it like a sunofabitch. Right now, hes getting his Windows class to install XP on all the 400 mhz computers, making them take 5 minutes to boot up.

[Zaldron]

Computers are getting too complex to cover all aspects. I stick to graphics and game design, and try to avoid pretty much everything else. :)

It's like one of my friends said some months ago. The next generation will see the computers in such a state of domination, deepness and complexity that they won't be able to fucking get a clue like we used back in the DOS days.

[Crendowing]

It'd help if hardcore computer geeks weren't such elitist little twats.

Thankk God I don't have to live with that....yet.

[pritch]

Computer ... teacher[s]

are 99% total retards, fucking dumbasses or cuntscabs. The crusty old wanker at my school used to chant "YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED" if he caught you on MSN once or dared to bare an item of confectionary in his room of sacred P200s. I think he got sexual pleasure out of reading people's emails and banning people, the sort of bloke you definitely don't want to end up as a forum moderator. Heh, he married a women from one of these buy-an-asian-wife places, total loser assface knobhead. And it's not like he really had a clue about computers, intranet or networking, two of my friends hacked into the confidential datafiles EIGHT seperate times. Wanktard.

[læmænt]

It'd help if hardcore computer geeks weren't such elitist little twats.

Yeah, seriously. Like my Computer Maintainence teacher...he's such an asshole...he will only tell you something once, and if you try to ask him about a problem, he says 'I already TOLD you...you should know this.' Then you end up sitting around all class period looking like an idiot because he won't tell you the one tidbit of information that you need to continue.



Then he treats you like an idiot if you don't know something he hasn't even taught yet. And he's always bragging about his old students who come back and say what a great teacher he was. Then he makes us put together computers for other schools instead of learning new stuff because they are too incompotent to put their own crap together. And the worst part is whenever a new Microsoft product comes out, he plugs it like a sunofabitch. Right now, hes getting his Windows class to install XP on all the 400 mhz computers, making them take 5 minutes to boot up.

Lol, tell him I said he's a loser.

[Sharessa]

I do...along with the rest of my class...under our breath.

I think I also forgot to mention that he's also crazy with the banning and kicking you out of class and all that nice crap.

[Crendowing]

Funny, I know more than my Multimedia teacher. She's not much older than me though (like 28 or something). Heh, I get a kick out of impressing her :)